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Warlord Snottynoze Proclaimed Title!

03-12-2003, 18:57
In a recent issue involving the granting of titles and land to important individuals, the government (consisting of Warlord Snottynoze and any goblin stupid enough to wander nearby) immediately accepted the idea. However, so far only Snottynoze himself has been granted a title.
Warlord Snottynoze's official title now is "Ezeekel Snottynoze, Warlord of The Goblin Rights Move, Liberator of the Green, and High Lord of Human Hacking", or, as he calls himself, "Da Head Honcho Humie Hacka". The warlord now owns... actually, he doesn't own anything new, considering he held every square inch of TGRM in his iron grip earlier.
No discussions have been conducted on any new grantings of titles or land, and no goblin has dared approach the warlord with a request for such things, although the warlord was heard muttering about naming the foreign minister "Squig Kleena".