NationStates Jolt Archive


Region of Fadetoblack

F2B
03-12-2003, 17:50
We've got two bleeding-heart liberal nations and one avowedly leftist *spits* nation in our otherwise hardcore consumerist/dictatorial region (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_region/region=fadetoblack). Would anyone like to take them off our hands or, better yet, give me a hand in wiping them off the face of the Earth?

Or should I warn them about their policies a bit first? You know, fire a couple of shots across their bows - assassinate a few key political leaders and that sort of thing.

Those are my favorite options but feel free to suggest others.
F2B
04-12-2003, 07:46
What's an oligarchic President-for-life got to do to get some statesmanlike discussions going on around here?

The most recent message we have received from one of the liberal governments:We will run our country the way that we see fit, asshole. Now hush before we are forced to collectively scream "Nih!"Obviously this requires an appropriate response.
04-12-2003, 07:54
Just kick them out...
F2B
04-12-2003, 09:05
One of them is the region's Founder. It's not an option. In fact, the recent message quoted in our previous post was from the Founder.

Besides, we have an aversion to dumping our neighbors into the Pacific.
04-12-2003, 09:11
Wow, this is funny... upon reading your nation, you seem awfully liberal ;)
04-12-2003, 19:39
Don't let the description fool you. F2Bers are a shifty bunch. Not to be trusted. There the kind of folks who'll wait 'til you're not looking and kick your laso apso. You know what I mean? Let's just say, you don't want one of them babysitting your kids. And personal hygeine? Forget it. The citizenry of Whothehellisthis are regularly subjected to the harshest of odors eminating from F2Bs nearly 2 billion putrifacessant citizens every time the wind shifts from east to west. It's completely wiped out the tourist industry in our region. My advice to anyone unlucky enough to cross the path of one of those sorry sacks is walk away. Just walk away.

As for The Dominion of Neeeow Wum Ping, those crybaby liberals have the second most political freedoms in the region! They're just begging for someone to liberate their weak, left leaning pansy @$$e$!
F2B
04-12-2003, 22:47
Wow, this is funny... upon reading your nation, you seem awfully liberal ;)"A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry... protesters are gunned down without mercy, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants..." Liberal, you say? We just keep our workers happy and productive by allowing them a few civil freedoms. As long as they work 12 hours a day and do their jobs well, we don't mind what they do in their own homes provided order is maintained.

We also have a flat income tax currently at 11% and declining. Yours is 25% and much higher for those who are working their butts off to get ahead.

Anyway, you seem to have missed the point of this thread.
06-12-2003, 20:24
11% income tax? Commie.
F2B
07-12-2003, 06:12
As I said, it was declining. It's gone now.
Income tax is unheard of
09-12-2003, 23:31
The Empire of Whothehellisthis would like to proclaim. Thank you for allowing this proclamation. Good night. Drive safe. Will the owner of a brown suede wallet please report to the welcome desk in the lobby. Brown suede wallet, welcome desk in lobby.