NationStates Jolt Archive

My Nation and I ( only me ) have selected to attack and invade all Capitalist nations in the world. We need to get rid of those scums, anyone wanna join my forces, and are there any capitalist nations there is up for the challenge?

We ( I ) are ( am ) waiting

before you start challenging people you should get a few powerful nations to help you i will help you when tou grow up

Jahagyarian agents quietly slip through the night, each armed with a suitcase sized bag, entering the cities via public tansit they select population centers to 'accidentally' leave their bags at, and leave the same way they came, some likely not makeing it out as 10 minutes later a multi-tude of nuclear explosions occur all over Mentalian Nomanian. The epicenters obviously based on the bags.

before you start challenging people you should get a few powerful nations to help you i will help you when tou grow up

Oh, but I am not alone you see...

Just wait... just wait...

OOC: *stifles laughter* Oh how you idiots keep on turning up! Read the damn stickies and then read them again! :twisted:

OOC don't worry about it Tom, I took care of him. :P

your making a bad name for the communists! :evil:

Mentalian Nomanian,

A noble goal! His most underlit majesty, Eater of Worlds, stands right behind you!

Operation backstab is to be executed forthwith!

So you think nuclear can destory my country?

You shoud know that my people live under constant nuclear. So they wouldn't feel the defrients.

And Tom Joad, I had read them, kay?

And Jahagyar, I can sue you for killing civil people. For alot of cash ya know! ;)

So you think nuclear can destory my country?

You shoud know that my people live under constant nuclear. So they wouldn't feel the defrients.

And Tom Joad, I had read them, kay?

And Jahagyar, I can sue you for killing civil people. For alot of cash ya know! ;)

OOC not really, I'm not a member of the UN, you declared war on ME, and in a war zone, there are no civilians, thus the blowing up of your country is a perfectly reasonable alternative to possibly looseing a few of my soldiers in a drawn out fight.

Now the time has come for the oppressed to rise to freedom, Come our brothers and sisters join the struggle against the Capitalist evil. I will join the struggle.

To War!

We shall join this effort against the Capigalist bastards!

It's just sad... Do you even realize how weak you are compared to many countries? I assume you do, and this is just a joke. No... I HOPE you do, and that this is just a joke.

*Associated Press Wire Report (1702 GMT+1)*

-off the coast of Mentalian Nomanian-

Initial reports are unclear, but one thing is for certain. The chain of command in Uroburos's Directorate of Operations failed to control the release of weapons authority. Lt. General Gonzalles of the Uroburos Air Force placed a frenzied video teleconference call to Operations Central HQ. In the brief 37 second call he mentioned a previously undisclosed mental condition that combined with extremely high stress levels caused him to act erratically. He then announced that he was launching a massive air strike against Mentalian Nomanian for what he termed "attrociously bad spelling and irrational thinking". He then ordered 500 B52s armed with cluster bombs and 1000 pound GPS guided bombs to carpet bomb the Mentalian Nomanian capitol city. A follow on strike with B2 Spirit Stealth bombers armed with low yield neutron bombs was ordered. Uroburos High Command tried in vain to recall the airstrike, but to no avail.

The entire Uroburos fleet was dispatched to stand by off the coast of Mentalian Nomanian to look for survivors, if there are any.

Lt. General Gonzalles was found dead in his office, of a apparently self-inflicted gunshot wound. A massive inquiry is being organized as this report goes out.

*End Wire Report*

Jahagyar where is your declaration of war? i only see that there is at challenge from us and the agents carrying tac. nukes i see as an undercover operation. There is no excuse for taking the lives of woman and children in such a terrorist attack. You should be ashamed of yourself

So whats this capitalism stuff?

Jahagyar where is your declaration of war? i only see that there is at challenge from us and the agents carrying tac. nukes i see as an undercover operation. There is no excuse for taking the lives of woman and children in such a terrorist attack. You should be ashamed of yourself

OOC I never admitted to it ICly, so if it's an undercover operation you wouldn't know I did it, none the less if war is declared on me, I feel no need to declare it back before levelling a few civil populous centers.

Wait about 2 months, then you can reasonable wage war.
-ITD President-

He he he. *Snort* You relize that you are only 1 day old, rigt?

OOC: Hmm, pupets acting new and being foolish.

IC: Well, come and get me!

OOC: I figure, if help comes, we know who the pupet belongs to. If not, my men could use some target practice.

Does anybody realize that the RP'd "I blow you up" messages are at least twice as annoying as what they're responding to?

Does anybody realize that the RP'd "I blow you up" messages are at least twice as annoying as what they're responding to?

OOC I have the ability to sneak into a country, plant small nuclear devices and detonate them with minimal loses to MY people, at least I have the ability to do what I did, where as the opfor declared war on every capitalist nation on the forum.

OOC: Of course, you can't sneak into ours without our Jedi knowing, at least not easily.

OOC: Of course, you can't sneak into ours without our Jedi knowing, at least not easily.

OOC did you declare war on me?

OOC: No, of course not! I'm just saying, don't try sneeking spies into our nation, or they'll find themselves kicked in the pants out of the country.

OOC: No, of course not! I'm just saying, don't try sneeking spies into our nation, or they'll find themselves kicked in the pants out of the country.

OOC if you didn't declare war on me then you have nothing to worry about, my nation has a policy of defense, only going overseas if there is a rebellion of the peoples of another nation to support the rebels.

What about planting (or trying to, you can't post losses, RIGHT?) nuclear bombs in small countries whose only fault was an awful leader?

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What about planting (or trying to, you can't post losses, RIGHT?) nuclear bombs in small countries whose only fault was an awful leader?

OOC I never posted losses, I posed what would happen if my agents werent stopped, but I personally can't think of any way he could find them. As for the bombing of his country, is it my fault that his populous has not risen up to overthrow such a vile and evil leader? I put the safety of my nation first and if anyone declares war on me, I hold their populous responsible aswell for not demanding the immediate apology from their leader to my nation.

So, if they have an evil leader who plans to attack you, you nuke them till they glow? Why not just bomb the leader's house?

Wow; the police forces of any large Kanuckistani city could school this guy.

"Sir!"
"Yes..."
"A new nation is declaring war..."
"By god... to arms!"
"What? They can't do anything."
"Sorry.. i was talking to the TV"
"Well... i feel like chiken tonight chiken tonight.... I eman i feel like a new nuclear strike, nuclear strike."
"But sir we don't have nuclear weapons..."
"Then use my first plan chiken them!!"

Not to mention he only has five million people.

Pfft...Another Socialist nation throwing its weight around. I could equip my nation's underclass with butterknifes, and they could beat his armed forces... :roll: