NationStates Jolt Archive

I've never seen this report before; is it a new one? The Brotherhood is ranked #3590 :twisted:

Daistallia is ranked 37th in the region (Lancre) and 58,171st in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

Sarviria is ranked 3rd (out of 3!) in the region and 78,873rd in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

We aren't very corrupt are we?

The Imperial Navy is ranked 130th in the region and 82,392nd in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

No corruption here! 8)

I'm 4th in the region(Urbanites) and 9,764th in the world. Though the mark of the truly corrupt is to take all the bribes and do nothing about them... :twisted:

Jeruselem is ranked 1st in the region and 15,822nd in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

Not good enough ... need more corruption.

SteamEarth is ranked 1st in the region and 18,445th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

A tad high isn't it? :twisted:

We may not like UN kittens, but we likes our transparent government:

The Most Glorious Hack is ranked 2nd in the region and 87,365th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

We may not like UN kittens, but we likes our transparent government:

The Most Glorious Hack is ranked 2nd in the region and 87,365th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

Damn, it means you don't take bribes ... :oops:

The Safalran Lands are ranked 85249th in the world for corruption. Safalra spoke to the media in person, saying "We pride ourselves on our integrity. Our recent declassifcation of government information had been criticised as a threat to security, but the UN's report, combined with that of the Public Contentment Index, has shown that placing trust in an educated populace was the correct decision."

--- Stephen Morley ---
http://www.safalra.com

We may not like UN kittens, but we likes our transparent government:

The Most Glorious Hack is ranked 2nd in the region and 87,365th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

Damn, it means you don't take bribes ... :oops:

Everyone takes bribes. It's just an indication of the price :wink:

Yurka is ranked 3rd in the region and 14,358th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments. :twisted:

Zenti is ranked 2nd in the region and 4,745th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments. :D

Akimi is ranked 4th in the region and 87,842nd in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

Yes, the corporation of Akimi takes pride in its ability to work under its leader, the president of the company. Time for the company theme song!

Leader! You are the sun and the moon! We are like mold beneath your feet, our lives are nothing when compared to you! Oh leader, you are amazing... :cry:

15th in the region and 16,894th in the world, not bad, not good, but not bad.

5th in the region and 30,157th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

Iuthia is ranked 1st in the region and 202nd in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

Damn… that’s pretty bad, but then again, with the 100% tax, I’m not surpised.

Kurai Nami is ranked 2nd in the region and 4,883rd in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

If y'all pay me i'll make sure no one finds out. 8)

Dennisov is ranked 71st in the region and 47,677th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

Iuthia is ranked 1st in the region and 202nd in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

Damn… that’s pretty bad, but then again, with the 100% tax, I’m not surpised.

:shock: :shock:

:bow:

I've never seen this report before; is it a new one? The Brotherhood is ranked #3590 :twisted:

Bah, that means Nod is less extreme, has higher political freedom and is less corrupt than GMC. Buncha hippies...

GMC Military Arms is ranked 1st in the region and 187th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

But surely if we were that corrupt we'd have bribed the inspectors to give use a better rank. I thus move that the bottom 1% are actually the top 1% post-bribe.

But surely if we were that corrupt we'd have bribed the inspectors to give use a better rank. I thus move that the bottom 1% are actually the top 1% post-bribe.

GAH!!1! Your logic makes sense but it’s hurting my brain… I mean, apparently were the best liars in the world…

No wait… but that would mean we’re not claiming to be the best liars in the world so in actuality we are the most honest nation in the world, we just lie about it… I think…

Anyways, we would like to add that the fact we’re also the 450th happiest nation in the world I think it’s safe to say that my people are also the most stoned…

DNS is ranked 10th in the region and 84,804th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments

With 100% taxes I might add.

Muhaa, not only am I stealing all my people money, I'm making sure that they get every penny's worth out of it!! Muhaa!!!


Oh wait...

On hearing the the announcement from the UN that the Commonwealth Of Unchallenged Minds was 4th (out of 4) in the region of The Jolly Failures and 88,060th in the world for most corrupt, the leaders of the commonwealth issued the following statement:

"In celebration of this, the day of glory of our great nation, we sit fit to enact the following: a national holiday today 'The Day Of Open Government'; a120% reduction in prices of the latest Harry Potter book; extra funding to be diverted to the poetic arts, allowing for the creation of a poet laureate."

After winessing the founder of the region, the Commonwealth Of Unchallenged Minds (pah!), speak forth on their (apparent) uncorruptabiltity the leader of the Colony Of Bemused Morons, Gunther the Hamster Eater, ordered television executives and presenters to be bludgeoned to death in order that he could making the following address to his Human Resources.

"General pathetic resources of my land! You have done well. I'm surprised, although not pleasently so. For in the three short days since We rose here, I have led you to be the 20,364th state in the world! But I want more! In order to enact morec corruption, I have authorised scientist to begin cloning humans: more minions. Bwahahahahahahahahaha."

Gunther then proceeded to deep fry some depressed hamsters, thereby causing a rush on the national currency (the deep fried hamsters of course).

But surely if we were that corrupt we'd have bribed the inspectors to give use a better rank. I thus move that the bottom 1% are actually the top 1% post-bribe.

i interpreted it as the likelihood you'd take, not give bribes.

Seocc is ranked 7th in the region and 49,213th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

bottom 50% at least ... what issues make you corrupt? i'm guessing, allowing corporations to contribute to political campaigns.

Bah! Both nations have had plenty of time to be corrupt.

Look at my nation's creation date, and then look at this:

DarkSith Mars Colony is ranked 1st in the region and 219th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

(Region = The planet Mars)

That is working hard. :)

If you want to know how I did it, I can tell you... for a price. :)

Couple it with this:

DarkSith Mars Colony is ranked 1st in the region and 81st in the world for Most Extreme Nations.

369th in the world. The shadow government has all the power, apparently.

a120% reduction in prices of the latest Harry Potter book;

The Confederacy of Ravenspire would like to order ten million copies of the latest Harry Potter book.

You owe us the price of two million copies. Thanks!

Sakura Kitsuki
Minister of Basic Math

I've never seen this report before; is it a new one? The Brotherhood is ranked #3590 :twisted:

Bah, that means Nod is less extreme, has higher political freedom and is less corrupt than GMC. Buncha hippies...

We're already on the absolute bottom of the political freedom pit, but you're right about the extremism here...I dropped from #240 to #9704 on that :(

GMC Military Arms is ranked 1st in the region and 187th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

But surely if we were that corrupt we'd have bribed the inspectors to give use a better rank. I thus move that the bottom 1% are actually the top 1% post-bribe.

I myself played with the idea of not letting the enqueteurs return to the UN at all...I need more test subjects, after all...

369th in the world. The shadow government has all the power, apparently.

a120% reduction in prices of the latest Harry Potter book;

The Confederacy of Ravenspire would like to order ten million copies of the latest Harry Potter book.

You owe us the price of two million copies. Thanks!

Sakura Kitsuki
Minister of Basic Math

Perhaps they were already selling them on a negative price :wink:

I'm thoroughly embarassed to be 1st in my region and about 23000 overall.

Believe it or not: 88.888 in the world :D

My country is 26th in the region (Space-Sector-RPRA) and 39,215 in the world for Most Corruption.

Middle of the road, I like it.

The Silver Turtle is ranked 19th in the region and 14,919th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

The Ineffable Imperial Dominion of The Silver Turtle is a massive, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.718 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich.It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 100%. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Giddy Dragon Wings, who has the best quote in "The World" :D , was 1st in the region and 12,153 in The World. Not as corrupt as I would have liked.... :evil: Although, sometimes we all have nice moments....On second thought, that is just an excuse.

Iuthia is ranked 1st in the region and 202nd in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

Damn… that’s pretty bad, but then again, with the 100% tax, I’m not surpised.

:shock: :shock:

:bow:

:roll: crazy commie

Evil capitalism-loving imperialist, thank you.

Seocc is ranked 7th in the region and 49,213th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

bottom 50% at least ... what issues make you corrupt? i'm guessing, allowing corporations to contribute to political campaigns.

I doubt it. I always allow corporate donations, and am ranked in the 87000's.

I've never seen this report before; is it a new one? The Brotherhood is ranked #3590 :twisted:

Bah, that means Nod is less extreme, has higher political freedom and is less corrupt than GMC. Buncha hippies...

We're already on the absolute bottom of the political freedom pit, but you're right about the extremism here...I dropped from #240 to #9704 on that :(

Well, actually...

The Brotherhood of Nod is ranked 44th in the region and 88,571st in the world for Most Politically Free Nations.

GMC Military Arms is ranked 44th in the region and 92,464th in the world for Most Politically Free Nations.

ARROWED!

68,711th for most corrupt: We're pretty honest but there is the ocassional bad apple.

:P