NationStates Jolt Archive


In honor of Christmas...

Roania
03-12-2003, 10:38
The Holy Roanian Inquisition has decided not to kill 200 heretics. Instead, they will be sent to the labor camps (or, if you must, Gulags), where they will labor for the greater benefit of The Most Holy Principality.

They will be given a choice between labor, or being used as chemical test subjects. Approximately 500 traitors will still be placed onto a pile of sticks and burnt in Central Port Agua, just outside the Pana Sophia.

The Prince also is rumored to have something to announce, in regards to his fiance. Currently, the gamut of speculation runs from her being pregnant, to her being a blood-sucking demon of the netherhells. This is Roania News.

More on the hour.
03-12-2003, 10:41
Isochronous is doing a similar thing with it's traitors, and deported various others.
Roania
03-12-2003, 10:52
Isochronous is doing a similar thing with it's traitors, and deported various others.

Copycat.
Unholy Anarchy MK2
03-12-2003, 10:59
But didn't you copycat it first?
Roania
03-12-2003, 11:06
The Roanian Government has given their approval to these songs:

Inquisitors are coming to town


You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Inquisitors are coming to town

They're making a list,
they're checking it twice;
They already know who's naughty and nice.
Inquisitors are coming to town

They'll take you when you're sleeping
They know when you're awake
They know if you've been bad or good
So be good for your own sake!

O! You better watch out!
You better not cry.
Better not pout, I'm telling you why.
Inquisitors are coming to town.
Inquisitors are coming to town.

White Christmas: Official Roanian Royal Family Christmas Carol

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten
and children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white.

And finally, that perrenial favorite

Paint the walls with blood of heathen
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to start believin'
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our hard apparel
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Troll the ancient Yule-tide carol
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

See the blazing Yule before us
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Please throw in that man, Brother Boris.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in merry measure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I tell of Yule-tide treasure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Fast away the old year passes.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hail the new year, lads and lasses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Sing we joyous, all together.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Or you'll burn in hells of nether.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Roania
03-12-2003, 11:07
But didn't you copycat it first?

Sorry? :?:
The Imperial Navy
03-12-2003, 11:22
We're celebrating christmas with parades, military shows, airshows, cheap flights to TIN, etc.

Edit: Way to make my 5000th post!
Imperial Forces
03-12-2003, 11:29
Due to the majoraity of Imperial Forces's people being Non-religous/Atheist, we are not planning any celebration, parades etc for Christmas, but Roac sends fondest wishes to all for the new year.

-Grand Master Roac, The Sacred Empire of Imperial Forces
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OOC: In case your wondering, sharing of persents, celebrations etc take place on "Revolution Day"(The founding of the nation) on April 24th.