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To celebrate the two thousand and third anniversary of our Lords birth, the Fasta benj Television Network, The Dyellian Catholic Church and Tzar Henry of The Dyellian Empire have announced the planning of a special christmass episode of the ever popular Christofian game show " Slaughter of Sin" Dyelli beybi long ago purchased the rights to this show and promptly onsold them to Fasta Benj. Preparations are already underway for the show, to be broadcast live on christmas eve. A large corral has been erected in the middle of the scar, and heretics are being rounded up in droves, notably members of the church of violet.

please note that the Slaughter of sin show airing in the federated klatchian coast, although this episode is being broadcast internationally, is not the offical original version of the show, and must not be regarded as such. it is merely a spinoff version, and all rights to the original are owned by the star empire of steel butterfly. all rights reserved, used with permission.

Do we need to put you on the n00krificial altar, to be slaughtered alongside the n00bs? :)

BTW, the church of Violet is an OOC church... it has no IC merit... unless there is another...

If we see a single Mormon on that show, we will cancel you.

And by "Cancel," I mean hurt. :)

If we see a single Mormon on that show, we will cancel you.

And by "Cancel," I mean hurt. :)

Touch another Catholic, even those as heretical as these guys, and the rivers will run red.

If we see a single Mormon on that show, we will cancel you.

And by "Cancel," I mean hurt. :)

Touch another Catholic, even those as heretical as these guys, and the rivers will run red.You call heretical Catholics Catholics? Hmm...

Well, we'll just threaten to attack a majorly non-catholic area ;) or at least send a few Machwave warheads over to tell them we're not messin around.

[ooc: Ah, fond memories. That Christofi was pretty good at this stuff.]

[ooc: Ah, fond memories. That Christofi was pretty good at this stuff.]

OOC: What did happen to him?

[ooc: DEAT for flaming or something. I dunno, can't remember.

Right, this thread is officially tagged by yours truly and I look forward (OOCly) to gobs and gobs of festive gore.]

As an offering, we will give you 124 Baptists for your show, if you promise not to put a Mormon on ;)

:shock: Am I the only Religious nation who still believes in 'Thou Shalt not Commit Murder'!?

:shock: Am I the only Religious nation who still believes in 'Thou Shalt not Commit Murder'!?It depends what you mean by "murder."

Baptistism is a federal offense in Raysia, almost more punishable than terrorism ;)

:shock: Am I the only Religious nation who still believes in 'Thou Shalt not Commit Murder'!?

"In what now?"

"Old Testament, sir."

"Oh."

Tag-o-d00m

To celebrate the two thousand and third anniversary of our Lords birth, the Fasta benj Television Network, The Dyellian Catholic Church and Tzar Henry of The Dyellian Empire have announced the planning of a special christmass episode of the ever popular Christofian game show " Slaughter of Sin" Dyelli beybi long ago purchased the rights to this show and promptly onsold them to Fasta Benj. Preparations are already underway for the show, to be broadcast live on christmas eve. A large corral has been erected in the middle of the scar, and heretics are being rounded up in droves, notably memnbers of the church of violet.

To be biblically accurate, for every "heretic" you kill, we'll kill two Christians :twisted:
"An eye for an eye", we'll make sure the christians executed aren't Yurkan though.

Do we need to put you on the n00krificial altar, to be slaughtered alongside the n00bs? :)

BTW, the church of Violet is an OOC church... it has no IC merit... unless there is another...
I decided to have an IC one in my country. no relation to any official ones, but the issue made me think the concept would be very poular with my teenagers, as they had been growing bored with satanism, owing to the lack of government repercussions.
please don't write with numbers.
it hurts mine eyes.

As far as targets go, we don't actually have many heretics to burn, as the population is 72% Dyellian catholic, 10% Roman catholic 5% Sunni, 1% Shiite and 5% jewish, none of which the government considers heretical.
(of course, the outside world conssiders all the Dyellian Catholics heretics, probably due to pope indolences tendancy towards exposing himself in public.)
Christofi was indeed deleted for flaming a mod. he was a member of our region, and will be sadly missed. we all remember his anti-elf pogroms with tears of happiness. ahhh. those were the days.

Targets to be executed: Church of Violet members, Satanists, Atheists, orks, Goblins, communists, Dwarves and one walrus, claiming to be a vrakian tourist.

Siri goes down the list. "Elves... elves... elves... hm, no Elves on this list."

Serendis nods. "Yep. I suppose Fasta Benj doesn't get added to The List™ today."

~Siri

To celebrate the two thousand and third anniversary of our Lords birth, the Fasta benj Television Network, The Dyellian Catholic Church and Tzar Henry of The Dyellian Empire have announced the planning of a special christmass episode of the ever popular Christofian game show " Slaughter of Sin" Dyelli beybi long ago purchased the rights to this show and promptly onsold them to Fasta Benj. Preparations are already underway for the show, to be broadcast live on christmas eve. A large corral has been erected in the middle of the scar, and heretics are being rounded up in droves, notably memnbers of the church of violet.

Actually Christofi sold the rights to this show to Steel Butterfly. Dyelli beybi is a liar...therefore...your purchase is void.

Siri goes down the list. "Elves... elves... elves... hm, no Elves on this list."

Serendis nods. "Yep. I suppose Fasta Benj doesn't get added to The List™ today."

~SiriNo Mormons either. Sounds good to me.

*airmails 124 baptists to Fasta Benj as promised* ^_^

To celebrate the two thousand and third anniversary of our Lords birth, the Fasta benj Television Network, The Dyellian Catholic Church and Tzar Henry of The Dyellian Empire have announced the planning of a special christmass episode of the ever popular Christofian game show " Slaughter of Sin" Dyelli beybi long ago purchased the rights to this show and promptly onsold them to Fasta Benj. Preparations are already underway for the show, to be broadcast live on christmas eve. A large corral has been erected in the middle of the scar, and heretics are being rounded up in droves, notably memnbers of the church of violet.

Actually Christofi sold the rights to this show to Steel Butterfly. Dyelli beybi is a liar...therefore...your purchase is void.
I distinctly recall seeing rights to a dyelli beybian version of the show being granted. if it will make you happier, I can purchase them from you too. We have been airing the show for quite a while already, so if DB's claim can't be proven we owe you quite a lot. (yes, I have made references to it on the board before)
OOC: Weren't you in Midnight? I remember you from there... I think.
124 baptists and a family of 7th day adventists have been added to the program
ooc: :oops: oops, trying to play this with my pet rat on the keyboard. slightly distracted there. much apologies.

Dude? What happened to my bribe? We'll trade you those Baptists for the mormons.

Siri goes down the list. "Elves... elves... elves... hm, no Elves on this list."

Serendis nods. "Yep. I suppose Fasta Benj doesn't get added to The List™ today."

~Siri
Afraid there aren't any within my borders old chap. they seem to have all fled many years back what. still, should be a rollicking good show, what? i'll ask jiggady to send me some, but no promises. :) jjks

Dude? What happened to my bribe? We'll trade you those Baptists for the mormons.*bumps*

fixed. :oops:

fixed. :oops:lol you are forgiven ;)

Aww man, I wanted to test my new machwave weapons on you ^_^

:mrgreen:

The empire of Yurka dresses up 200 Imported Christians along with 100 Dyellian catholic's in Christmas Gear and slowly begin impaling them in the mountains. Yurka's expert cameramen make sure to take some good photos.

________Christmas Card___________
To: Fasta Benj
From: Yurka :D

Season's greetings! Have a happy holiday and wish you were here! :o

With love, Yurka ^ _ ~

:mrgreen: *Photos Enclosed* :mrgreen:

*cringes*

Again, if I find one mormon there, you will become my new testing ground ;)

*cringes*

Again, if I find one mormon there, you will become my new testing ground ;)

I'm sorry, we choose only Christians and Dyellian catholic for ritual impalement. Those who gave up their religion were taken to Yurka, so out of the 500, we could only impale 300. Heres a nice fact, chances are that they'll die of starvation rather than impalement! :lol:

Siri goes down the list. "Elves... elves... elves... hm, no Elves on this list."

Serendis nods. "Yep. I suppose Fasta Benj doesn't get added to The List™ today."

~Siri
Afraid there aren't any within my borders old chap. they seem to have all fled many years back what. still, should be a rollicking good show, what? i'll ask jiggady to send me some, but no promises. :) jjks
I assure you that featuring Elves on the show would be counterproductive to your long-term survival... or even short-term...

At any rate, 'twas a private conversation, you'd not have heard it.

~Siri

For every dead baptist I will plung my legions into the rivers of your dead mormon blood. You are vile and you pollute the holy word of God.

:shock: Always Yours
King William

p.s Cross or Sword you choose.

For every dead baptist I will plung my legions into the rivers of your dead mormon blood. You are vile and you pollute the holy word of God.

:shock: Always Yours
King William

p.s Cross or Sword you choose.Uh huh, just try.

And if you don't want us to punish them, tell them to stop being the most annoying BS-spreading anti-everything activist crazy people in our nation :)

No, really, try! I wanna test my new Machwave warheads on someone ;)

No, really, try! I wanna test my new Machwave warheads on someone ;)

Hows exactly would a Machwave warhead work? Besides, Yurka's biological warfare is top notch, and we're still rebuilding our defense satelites and ICBMs. :) Since who gives Mormons the right to say who lives and who dies? I might consider impaling a few mormons in the future, I'm going to retest my Yurkan Sleeping Sickness on another nation, last time it was used they had to nuke huge sections of their city. :twisted:

We're not officially killing baptists, they just happen to be the prime suspects in a lot of federal offenses in Raysia, and we need to tell them to "knock it off"

And besides, we weren't really sentencing them to death, we were just doing a little trading with the Slaughter show :P A few of our criminals, who happen to be baptists, to ensure that no mormons were on that show :P

Yeah, I know its selfish, but hey, if I find one of my brothers on that show, you're gonna get nuked ;)

We're not officially killing baptists, they just happen to be the prime suspects in a lot of federal offenses in Raysia, and we need to tell them to "knock it off"

And besides, we weren't really sentencing them to death, we were just doing a little trading with the Slaughter show :P A few of our criminals, who happen to be baptists, to ensure that no mormons were on that show :P

Yeah, I know its selfish, but hey, if I find one of my brothers on that show, you're gonna get nuked ;)

8) We are one of the most ready nations during a nuclear attack. Awhile back over 80% of our people were killed in nuclear holocaust, but we've stuck by our goals and rebuilt. 8)

:twisted: The virus is more of a Plauge/AIDs hybrid which can only be detected once its too late. 8) We like it because it can be transferred to mammals and birds just as easily. :twisted:

If we get nuked you can expect more than a bloody nose from us and our allies. It disgusts us to see how you put your family above your people :x But then again we always knew that those religions were counter productive.

We're not officially killing baptists, they just happen to be the prime suspects in a lot of federal offenses in Raysia, and we need to tell them to "knock it off"

And besides, we weren't really sentencing them to death, we were just doing a little trading with the Slaughter show :P A few of our criminals, who happen to be baptists, to ensure that no mormons were on that show :P

Yeah, I know its selfish, but hey, if I find one of my brothers on that show, you're gonna get nuked ;)

8) We are one of the most ready nations during a nuclear attack. Awhile back over 80% of our people were killed in nuclear holocaust, but we've stuck by our goals and rebuilt. 8)

:twisted: The virus is more of a Plauge/AIDs hybrid which can only be detected once its too late. 8) We like it because it can be transferred to mammals and birds just as easily. :twisted:

If we get nuked you can expect more than a bloody nose from us and our allies. It disgusts us to see how you put your family above your people :x But then again we always knew that those religions were counter productive.I never said we would nuke you. Where did you get that idea? You have done nothing to get us soo mad that we'd take action...

I practically declared war on Cristofi when he came up with that. It is the single most evil thing to ever occur in this world. Not even Iesus Christi has done anything on level with this horrific 'gameshow'.

On second thought, I'm feeling kinda bad about this...

Don't be surprised if those "Baptists" turn out to be "Marines" :)

(EDIT: As some people have demonstrated both a remarkable inability to sort out IC and OOC remarks and opinions, I have decided to move the disclaimer up here. Note that I, that is the person behind the computer typing, emphatically do not harbor any sort of ill feelings about any religion in the world. My country, or rather certain citizens, are bigoted pigs for the most part. DO NOT take anything they may say seriously, as I assure you it is all written with tongue firmly in cheek. If you know you're too sensitive to differentiate between IC and OOC opinions, please don't read this post.[/disclaimer]

Sigh....it's always hard being a Democratic-Socialist in charge of a libertarian nation...)

Two well-appointed Iansislean gentlemen were strolling along when they paused to examine the IanCorp news-ticker at the corner of Empire and Gallaga.

“I say, Wadsworth, it would appear that there’s another religious war in the brewing!”

“Do tell, Penswick? Among whom, if I may be so bold as to inquire?”

Penswick put on his monocle and peered into the night. “It’s in rather small print, I’m afraid. It would appear the Baptists...and some group called the ‘morons’.”

“The who, Penswick? I saw, let me see that.” Wadsworth adjusted his own specticles, and peered up at the ticker. “Oh, for heaven’s sake, Penswick, that’s not morons.”

“No?”

“Indeed not! It’s Mormons!”

“I see,” replied Penswick, then there was a brief pause. “Say, Wadsworth, who are the Mormons?”

“Not quite sure myself, old bean. To the best of my knowledge, it’s some sort of obscure American cult.”

“Ah, sort of like the Baptists, eh, Wadsworth?” asked Penswick as the two started off again.

“It would appear so, Penswick. You know, this whole sorry affair has set me to thinking.”

“Pray tell what about?”

“About how glad I am that the Commonwealth’s managed to become a fully secular state. You know, all this faith-defending and whatnot must get downright tiring.”

“I most agree, sir! Why, just think of the deleterious effect it must have on their industry!”

“Quite! Say, here’s to the elevation of the state over religion!” exclaimed Wadsworth. He and Penswick clicked their canes together, then continued on their evening constitutional.

(ooc: please note that this is meant as an attack on religious governments in general, not any one religion in particular. To any who were offended, my apologies. Feel free to sub in whatever religions you'd like in place of "Mormon" and "Baptist".)

ooc: I don't care. Screw you. but I don't care if you make fun of me... doesn't affect me, just makes you look like a jackass

Two well-appointed Iansislean gentlemen were strolling along when they paused to examine the IanCorp news-ticker at the corner of Empire and Gallaga.

“I say, Wadsworth, it would appear that there’s another religious war in the brewing!”

“Do tell, Penswick? Among whom, if I may be so bold as to inquire?”

Penswick put on his monocle and peered into the night. “It’s in rather small print, I’m afraid. It would appear the Baptists...and some group called the ‘morons’.”

“The who, Penswick? I saw, let me see that.” Wadsworth adjusted his own specticles, and peered up at the ticker. “Oh, for heaven’s sake, Penswick, that’s not morons.”

“No?”

“Indeed not! It’s Mormons!”

“I see,” replied Penswick, then there was a brief pause. “Say, Wadsworth, who are the Mormons?”

“Not quite sure myself, old bean. To the best of my knowledge, it’s some sort of obscure American cult.”

“Ah, sort of like the Baptists, eh, Wadsworth?” asked Penswick as the two started off again.

“It would appear so, Penswick. You know, this whole sorry affair has set me to thinking.”

“Pray tell what about?”

“About how glad I am that the Commonwealth’s managed to become a fully secular state. You know, all this faith-defending and whatnot must get downright tiring.”

“I most agree, sir! Why, just think of the deleterious effect it must have on their industry!”

“Quite! Say, here’s to the elevation of the state over religion!” exclaimed Wadsworth. He and Penswick clicked their canes together, then continued on their evening constitutional.

(ooc: please note that this is meant as an attack on religious governments in general, not any one religion in particular. To any who were offended, my apologies. Feel free to sub in whatever religions you'd like in place of "Mormon" and "Baptist".)

Those damn sophisticated folk :lol:

ooc: I don't care. Screw you. but I don't care if you make fun of me... doesn't affect me, just makes you look like a jackass

(*scratches head*. I hate it when people don't read the disclaimer. Look, Mr. Touchy, I very specifically said that this wasn't an attack on anything except governments overly concerned with affairs of chuch. In no way was it an ooc attack on any one religion, faith, or anything else. The mormon-baptist rivalry simply seemed to be the main focus of this thread, so I picked up on that. Sheesh.)

ooc: I don't care. Screw you. but I don't care if you make fun of me... doesn't affect me, just makes you look like a jackass

(*scratches head*. I hate it when people don't read the disclaimer. Look, Mr. Touchy, I very specifically said that this wasn't an attack on anything except governments overly concerned with affairs of chuch. In no way was it an ooc attack on any one religion, faith, or anything else. The mormon-baptist rivalry simply seemed to be the main focus of this thread, so I picked up on that. Sheesh.)ooc: uh huh, right, sure..... you expect me to take being called a "cultist" lightly?

meh

ooc: uh huh, right, sure..... you expect me to take being called a "cultist" lightly?

meh

(ooc: If you'll notice, at no point did I -- that is, the fellow sitting in front of his computer typing -- call you a cultist, simply because that isn't my opinion of you, as I've tried to point out multiple times. A couple of fat, over-bred, culturally ignorant plutocrats in my country did. Don't take an IC insult OOCly, especially when the author harbors no feeling of that sort and has gone to extraordinary lengths to assure his readers of that. Once again, sheesh.)

To celebrate the two thousand and third anniversary of our Lords birth, the Fasta benj Television Network, The Dyellian Catholic Church and Tzar Henry of The Dyellian Empire have announced the planning of a special christmass episode of the ever popular Christofian game show " Slaughter of Sin" Dyelli beybi long ago purchased the rights to this show and promptly onsold them to Fasta Benj. Preparations are already underway for the show, to be broadcast live on christmas eve. A large corral has been erected in the middle of the scar, and heretics are being rounded up in droves, notably memnbers of the church of violet.

Actually Christofi sold the rights to this show to Steel Butterfly. Dyelli beybi is a liar...therefore...your purchase is void.
I distinctly recall seeing rights to a dyelli beybian version of the show being granted. if it will make you happier, I can purchase them from you too. We have been airing the show for quite a while already, so if DB's claim can't be proven we owe you quite a lot. (yes, I have made references to it on the board before)
OOC: Weren't you in Midnight? I remember you from there... I think.
124 baptists and a family of 7th day adventists have been added to the program
ooc: :oops: oops, trying to play this with my pet rat on the keyboard. slightly distracted there. much apologies.

OOC: Perhaps he gave production rights to dyelli beybian...or the rights to air an episode...but after he promised to write an episode for me...and didn't...he sold me the show...then got deleted...

And yes...I was the leader of Midnight

President Thomas Sankara and the Free Burkina Faso Parliament unanimously denounce this television program's vile use of violence and torture as a medium for entertainment. This being said, capitalists have been using the blood of the working class and whomever they dislike to fill their coffers for centuries, and this strikes us as nothing new. Any nations involved in the production of this program is now immediatly cut off from trade with Burkina Faso, its ambassadors (should they have any) expelled, and its citizens summarily deported and forbidden from travel here.

OOC: Do either Raysia or Fasta Benj have citizens or missionaries of their respective faiths in Africa, or Burkina Faso in particular?

You realize that by killing the Vrakian walrus you are in violation of the FKC constituion...I know of no other source of talking walruses do you?

I'm afraid that the 'slaughter of sin' is going to become the 'slaughter of the Tzar' if Tzar Henry doesn't do a bit of reprograming...

(OOC:Christofi allowed the sale of production rights for a Dyellian Production of Slaughter of Sin...but I haven't seen any recent episodes)

On another note: If you can not stand the insanity of Fasta Benji please avoid trying to intimidate him by use of uber weapons or Menclarmarian threats since
a) Any attack by an outsider will result in a war with the Federated Klatchian Coast


b)They are one of the more 'sane' nations in existance.

(OOC:Christofi allowed the sale of production rights for a Dyellian Production of Slaughter of Sin...but I haven't seen any recent episodes)

OOC: Yes...and I got the original

OOC: Do either Raysia or Fasta Benj have citizens or missionaries of their respective faiths in Africa, or Burkina Faso in particular?OOC: our missionaries do not go anywhere they are not welcome. If it is againt the law for them to be there, then we don't send them there. We do have missionaries in south Africa though.

Siri goes down the list. "Elves... elves... elves... hm, no Elves on this list."

Serendis nods. "Yep. I suppose Fasta Benj doesn't get added to The List™ today."

~Siri
Afraid there aren't any within my borders old chap. they seem to have all fled many years back what. still, should be a rollicking good show, what? i'll ask jiggady to send me some, but no promises. :) jjks
I assure you that featuring Elves on the show would be counterproductive to your long-term survival... or even short-term...

At any rate, 'twas a private conversation, you'd not have heard it.

~Siri
that was OOC. I am avoiding including elves for that very reason. I'm already having enough survival problems due to my tzar without annoying you again. mind you, in less unsettled times the FKC could probably take it..

:twisted: The virus is more of a Plauge/AIDs hybrid which can only be detected once its too late. 8) We like it because it can be transferred to mammals and birds just as easily. :twisted:
.
That wouldn't work you know.
Bacteria-virus. hybrid is a bit difficult

OOC to Raysia: Prior to this incident, Free Burkina Faso didn't restrict Raysia's missionary activity so long as their people did not use bribery ("Come to our church services and we'll give you bags of seed") or deceitful methods to encourage conversion, and they didn't advocate the overthrow of the government. So.. now that that's out of the way, would they be there?

And yes, the bags of seed thing is an actual technique I've heard of some missionaries using. My parents observed some random Protestant group employing it while they were doing developement work in Honduras. Sick, huh?

Siri goes down the list. "Elves... elves... elves... hm, no Elves on this list."

Serendis nods. "Yep. I suppose Fasta Benj doesn't get added to The List™ today."

~Siri
Afraid there aren't any within my borders old chap. they seem to have all fled many years back what. still, should be a rollicking good show, what? i'll ask jiggady to send me some, but no promises. :) jjks
I assure you that featuring Elves on the show would be counterproductive to your long-term survival... or even short-term...

At any rate, 'twas a private conversation, you'd not have heard it.

~Siri
that was OOC. I am avoiding including elves for that very reason. I'm already having enough survival problems due to my tzar without annoying you again. mind you, in less unsettled times the FKC could probably take it..

OOC: Well she did do us that slight with the whole Christofi buisness...

OOC: Perhaps he gave production rights to dyelli beybian...or the rights to air an episode...but after he promised to write an episode for me...and didn't...he sold me the show...then got deleted...

And yes...I was the leader of Midnight
knew I remembered you from there.... :D moved to the FKC cause it was pretty similar and I knew some of the members in real life.
How much do you want for rights to a spin off? I've been doing It for a while now so, how does a billion Kronors sound?
very few missionaries in africa, probably none in Burkina.
A&H, did you just accuse me of being sane? I'm so insulted. :(
OOC: please don't tell vrak till later.... I have a special plan for the walrus, and a very specific reason for including it.... rest assured, you won't regret it.

The Tzar seems set to be slaughtered anyway.

steel Butterfly, I never intended for this to be considered anything other than a spinoff version, which just happens to run under the same name. If you want I'll rename it. (and still send you money)

Make it like "Slaughter of Sin: A Fasta Benj Christmas Special" or something and make small text or a disclaimer about how "Slaughter of Sin" is owned by me.

Your price seems about right.

Siri goes down the list. "Elves... elves... elves... hm, no Elves on this list."

Serendis nods. "Yep. I suppose Fasta Benj doesn't get added to The List™ today."

~Siri
Afraid there aren't any within my borders old chap. they seem to have all fled many years back what. still, should be a rollicking good show, what? i'll ask jiggady to send me some, but no promises. :) jjks
I assure you that featuring Elves on the show would be counterproductive to your long-term survival... or even short-term...

At any rate, 'twas a private conversation, you'd not have heard it.

~Siri
that was OOC. I am avoiding including elves for that very reason. I'm already having enough survival problems due to my tzar without annoying you again. mind you, in less unsettled times the FKC could probably take it..
OOC: Yay! Someone's finally getting it. :mrgreen:

~Siri

OOC: yeah. ICly I'm justifying it by everyone being too busy to go fetch some. The tzar's likely to do it just for the fun of it otherwise. I have a ruler who Likes seeing his soldiers and populace die. (he also is apparently destined for the 8th circle of hell, though also suffers an extremely high risk of circles 2 through 7, and 9. that just leaves purgatory and limbo he won't be likely to end up in. :lol: )

OOC:Someone who isn't stupid like the vaperized Chairman Woe of Tordor. He should have known that releasing videos of elves being killed by medical expernments would just add to the vast forces against him by pissing off the elves of Menelmacar.

OOC: no, the tzar is just as stupid, but hes being leaned on by the fkc government, and his army is disintegrating around him.
IC:
A Large content looking Walrus appears on the TV screen.
a sinister voice echoes from off the set.
"ssoo. Mister Walruss. Do you deny being a heretic and Illegal Immigrant?"
The walrus grins. " Yes!"
"sStop your liesss!! you are not a vrakian CCiteZZen, you already admitted it. We'll give you the sssauteed mussles again if you keep up thiss disshonessty!!!" the voice is clearly upset.
'nooo! noot the shellfish! anything burt that! I admit it I admit it! i'm not a vrakian at all you Pakrah!" bursts out the walrus, winking at the camera as he is thrown a large platter of assorted shellfish.
His next comment is unintelligeable to the benjians.
"jakhh, akhm ulnns Vrakia. duns Pakrah doush Gribidfgh"
however, to anyone who can speak vrakian, this translates to " I am indeed a vrakian. these {expletive} are soooo dumb!"

The camera pans around to a crazed looking man in a priests robes, his head a massive tangled bush of red hair, balding in the center.
" On Christmas eve we shall condemn this confessed heretic and sinner to death in a pool of holy water, as under strenous torture he ahs admitted he fears drowning more than anything else! in the mean time let the torture continue! bring on the shrimp sorbet!!! Ahhahhahhahah!"

The next scene is a still shot of a very large concrete lined pit being built in the chaquan plains. a subtitle reads "the pool in which the heretic claiming to be a vrakian shall perish, as he so rightly deserves - under construction near Vimesthorp"

OOC: Ah ha! The thread I was looking for. :D

OOC: hows my stab at Vrakian? :) :wink:

To celebrate the two thousand and third anniversary of our Lords birth, the Fasta benj Television Network, The Dyellian Catholic Church and Tzar Henry of The Dyellian Empire have announced the planning of a special christmass episode of the ever popular Christofian game show " Slaughter of Sin" Dyelli beybi long ago purchased the rights to this show and promptly onsold them to Fasta Benj. Preparations are already underway for the show, to be broadcast live on christmas eve. A large corral has been erected in the middle of the scar, and heretics are being rounded up in droves, notably memnbers of the church of violet.

Actually Christofi sold the rights to this show to Steel Butterfly. Dyelli beybi is a liar...therefore...your purchase is void.

I am not a liar. You can check in episode 2 of slaughter of sin. In there somewhere you will find that I purchased the rights to produce a spin off series. I would apreciate it if you did not jump to conclusions.

:twisted: The virus is more of a Plauge/AIDs hybrid which can only be detected once its too late. 8) We like it because it can be transferred to mammals and birds just as easily. :twisted:
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That wouldn't work you know.
Bacteria-virus. hybrid is a bit difficult

(OOC) damn you beat me to it

(IC) Despite the civil war, those Dyelli Beybian with televisions capable of recieving the broadcast tuned in with the usual morbid curiosity associated with the country. The People'sRevolutionary Council also tuned in and sent a transcript to their so called 'Key' and his gaggle of lawyers at the Klatchian court.

hi ho tag, AWAY!

"We of course frown on this sort of thing, but it's an FKC matter now isn't it?"

:P

OOC: hows my stab at Vrakian? :) :wink:

OOC: Better than mine. I just type keys randomly and pretend it's a language but sometimes I'll make up a few words here and there. :D

OOC: Ack, i meant symptom-wise. It spreads via air and contact with someone who is infected. It can also cross from species to species also. Its more of a bacteria then.

IC: Looks out on the patio at all of the impaled Catholics and Christians before tuning in to watch the walrus.

Tzar Henry wishes to thank the people of Yurka for their christmas card, sending them the warmest possible seasons greetings, and would also like to request a poster size version of the photo, and perhaps some videos, for his private collection.

PS. The walrus appears to indeed answer to the name Paul.

IC: Looks out on the patio at all of the impaled Catholics and Christians before tuning in to watch the walrus.

(OOC) Catholic is a denomination of Christian FYI

Siri goes down the list. "Elves... elves... elves... hm, no Elves on this list."

Serendis nods. "Yep. I suppose Fasta Benj doesn't get added to The List™ today."

~Siri

Ph34r The List™. http://69.57.141.218/html/emoticons/ninja.gif

God bless,

The Republic of Syskeyia

Tzar Henry wishes to thank the people of Yurka for their christmas card, sending them the warmest possible seasons greetings, and would also like to request a poster size version of the photo, and perhaps some videos, for his private collection.

PS. The walrus appears to indeed answer to the name Paul.

Well...I was trying to stop the slaughter of minority religions. But then again, Yurka is always trying to be a polite nation...

Sends a few poster sizes along with the quick documentary on how he impaled them all