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The Evil Overlord
02-12-2003, 17:41
The first thing you must do if you have hitch-hike through the Dominion of the Evil Overlord is PANIC! This is because there are many roads, but no civilian ground transportation. Every vehicle on every road is a military vehicle. Military vehicle patrols are ubiquitous and heavily armed. The soldiers manning these vehicles are required to shoot any non-military persons found on or near the roads, and have extra ammunition alloted for this purpose. This could make hitch-hiking somewhat problematic.
The second thing you must do while trying to hitch-hike through the Dominion is PANIC again. This is a result of the fact that all of the many public transportation systems are guarded by a great many professionally paranoid people with guns and instructions to use them. People trying to hitch-hike are assumed to be spies, and hitch-hikers are routinely shot- their bodies are then strung up from lampposts to rot. The Dominion has a lot of lampposts.
The third thing you must do while trying to hitch-hike through the Dominion of the Evil Overlord is continue to PANIC. Hidden cameras are everywhere, watching everything, and citizens are bar-coded at birth and have bio-electric implants that allows everyone to be monitored by computers. Since everyone is watched and electronically tagged, no one carries any actual money. All purchases are completed electronically. This will inevitable result in hitch-hikers who haven't been killed by all of the other hazards in the country to starve to death or get devoured by the wild Blathersnatch that infest the continent.
Lastly, hitch-hikers are reminded that they haven't PANICked enough. Every square meter of land in the Dominion is monitored by ground sensors, airborne radars, radio-frequency detectors, and several new and sensitive instruments invented just for the purpose of ensuring that anything that walks, flies, crawls, or burrows will be watched, monitored, tracked, targeted, stalked, mapped, and identified. The first hint that a hitch-hiker might have strayed into the Evil Overlord's territory is likely to be explosions and high-velocity projectiles projected in the hitch-hiker's general direction. This will also be the last hint, as the Evil Overlord's military machine is one of the largest and best equipped in the world, and has done little more than execute would-be trespassers for several centuries.
On the other hand, the Evil Overlord's Domain is very safe, since there is no crime. This is a very curious fact, since a great many things are illegal.
do i have to put a bable fish in my ear to understand what your saying?