NationStates Jolt Archive


A Nation Founded on Coffee

02-12-2003, 06:57
Bleatings and Flatuations! Hear now the words of Milo, Leader of the Holy Empire of Manara! All hail his name.

The drink of the day is a 12 ounce double breve.

The Empire that is Manara is, and will continue to be, the worlds leader in coffee import and export. Nothing but the finest. Be it Queensland Blue or Monsooned Coffees.

Sell, or be sold!

MM 8)
imported_Celeborne
02-12-2003, 11:09
We would be interested in opening trade with you.

You seem quite seensable, and your love of breve endears you to our people (our national drink is the black forrest breve).
The Imperial Navy
02-12-2003, 11:18
Our primary drink is Earl Grey tea. We would love to import some of your coffee.
Norahc
02-12-2003, 11:21
We would like to buy some coffee.
Will open up a storefront?
imported_The Opressive Church
02-12-2003, 11:28
Our Primary Drink is Church-a-Cola... It's a Soda Pop manufactured by the Preists. It was originally made to get the populace off addictive Alcohal... but now they're addicted to the Cola... Oh well...
02-12-2003, 11:33
Coffee is illegal in Raysia. Caffeine is a limitized drug, and any beverage containing more than 10mg of Caffeine per Fl. Oz. is prohibited as well as alcohol
Virgin Atlantic
02-12-2003, 12:00
Virgin Atlantic is seeking to replace the expensive Nestle coffee served on it's flights. We would like to enquire about the lowest price that can be offered on a contract for 10,000 tons/year.

Richard Branson
CEO of Virgin
02-12-2003, 18:18
Beatings and Speculations! Hear now the words of Milo, Leader of the Holy Empire of Manara! All hail his name.

The drink of the day is a 16 ounce triple americano.

For all who request trade with the Holy Empire of Manara, our beautiful Sales Consultant will be with you shortly.

For the Fastest response, send a telegram.

Sell, or be sold!

MM
02-12-2003, 18:34
Coffee good, You should consider opening a store front, so that we may all bask in your coffee's glory!
Celack
02-12-2003, 18:37
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH CAFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENE!
03-12-2003, 06:06
My nation has cut it's ties with the South Pacific, and moved to the region of, Coffee!!

Only countries residing in this great region will be given good deals. The rest of you will be charged exhorbitant rates and then driven into slavery.

MM