Simpsons Springfield
30-11-2003, 22:40
Hello, I'm Kent Brockman, reporting to you from Evergreen Terrace for Channel 6 News. It appears that a mysterious greenish fog has been floating over this area and there have been several reports of this fog's side-effects have been reported to local authorities. Claims have been made that this mysterious fog has the ability to turn people inside-out, leaving them as a dancing piece of muscle tissue, bones, and vital organs. I'm here with Mayor Joe Quimby and Police Chief Clancy Wiggum to discuss the recent claims.
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Kent: "I'll start with you first, Mayor Quimby. What is the seriousness of this issue -- this fog, that is?"
Quimby: "Ahh... nothing at all Kent. In fact, I think the townspeople should be celebrating that such an odd fog has decided to find a home here in Springfield. Think of the tourism it'll bring in! Oh... and about those prepostorous claims of inside-outness occuring: it's total BS. I mean..."
::cell phone rings::
Quimby: "Excuse me, Kent, I have a call. Yeah, uh-huh. Tonight? Where? Oh, I've been there before. Yeah, great spot. Ok, I'll see you there tonight, Roxanne. Yeah... uhh... I love... you... too. Yeah. I'm sorry Kent, I gotta go. My... uhh... wife just called. Dinner plans, yeah."
Kent: "Well, that was awkward. Anyway, Chief Wiggum. Chief Wiggum?"
Wiggum: "Ah, it's spreading this waaay!"
::mutating sounds of flesh being curled inside out::
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Well there you have it. The fog that turns people inside out. Now, if you excuse me, for some odd reason I feel compelled to sing with our favorite Springfieldian family, the Simpsons:
One! chorus line of people,
Dancing till they make us stop,
Too!
Many dancing people,
Covered with blood, gore and glop.
Just one sniff of that fog
And you're inside out,
It's worse than that flesh-eating virus
You've read about.
Vital organs, they are what we're dressed in.
The family dog is eyeing Bart's intestine.
Hap-py Hal-lo-we'en!
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Kent Brockman
Channel 6 News
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Kent: "I'll start with you first, Mayor Quimby. What is the seriousness of this issue -- this fog, that is?"
Quimby: "Ahh... nothing at all Kent. In fact, I think the townspeople should be celebrating that such an odd fog has decided to find a home here in Springfield. Think of the tourism it'll bring in! Oh... and about those prepostorous claims of inside-outness occuring: it's total BS. I mean..."
::cell phone rings::
Quimby: "Excuse me, Kent, I have a call. Yeah, uh-huh. Tonight? Where? Oh, I've been there before. Yeah, great spot. Ok, I'll see you there tonight, Roxanne. Yeah... uhh... I love... you... too. Yeah. I'm sorry Kent, I gotta go. My... uhh... wife just called. Dinner plans, yeah."
Kent: "Well, that was awkward. Anyway, Chief Wiggum. Chief Wiggum?"
Wiggum: "Ah, it's spreading this waaay!"
::mutating sounds of flesh being curled inside out::
****
Well there you have it. The fog that turns people inside out. Now, if you excuse me, for some odd reason I feel compelled to sing with our favorite Springfieldian family, the Simpsons:
One! chorus line of people,
Dancing till they make us stop,
Too!
Many dancing people,
Covered with blood, gore and glop.
Just one sniff of that fog
And you're inside out,
It's worse than that flesh-eating virus
You've read about.
Vital organs, they are what we're dressed in.
The family dog is eyeing Bart's intestine.
Hap-py Hal-lo-we'en!
http://www.iol.ie/~roto/2f03simpsonsinsideout.jpg
Kent Brockman
Channel 6 News
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