30-11-2003, 19:53
Greetings, I am the leader of the United Socialist States of Sinisters, the promised land for left handed people world wide.
Our government is composed entirely of Lefties after the Sinister Party came to power in a dramatic coup earlier this year, and now we are making ourselves known to the world. We are creating a left handed paradise, which will be complete when Right Hand Disorder within our borders and in our occupied territories is cured through a program of genetics and eductation, and this, we hope, will be achieved by 2100.
And now we are appealing to the world. Our aim is to create an alliance of nations with left handed leaders throughout the world, which aims to further the cause of leftiness, and end discrimination from right handed people. In time, it will have its own region, UN deligate and semi-permanent forum thread, and become a power to be rekonded with.
The Region of United Lefties shall be created, once some significant interest has been shown.
We are a minority, and we must stand up for ourselves.
If you are a Lefty and interested in becoming a member, or have any comments, please leave a post here.
Lord Lefty, Supreme Leader of the United Socialist States of Sinisters
Our government is composed entirely of Lefties after the Sinister Party came to power in a dramatic coup earlier this year, and now we are making ourselves known to the world. We are creating a left handed paradise, which will be complete when Right Hand Disorder within our borders and in our occupied territories is cured through a program of genetics and eductation, and this, we hope, will be achieved by 2100.
And now we are appealing to the world. Our aim is to create an alliance of nations with left handed leaders throughout the world, which aims to further the cause of leftiness, and end discrimination from right handed people. In time, it will have its own region, UN deligate and semi-permanent forum thread, and become a power to be rekonded with.
The Region of United Lefties shall be created, once some significant interest has been shown.
We are a minority, and we must stand up for ourselves.
If you are a Lefty and interested in becoming a member, or have any comments, please leave a post here.
Lord Lefty, Supreme Leader of the United Socialist States of Sinisters