NationStates Jolt Archive

Today, we bring the traitor Fubar to trial. He faces public execution for his refusal to support and promote the elimination of nonmuslim infidels. And for this he will die.
He has been tried by the religious courts and found guilty of conspiring with the infidels for the destruction of Taliban.
We will also be killing 20,000 men and their whole families as punishment for supporting this infidel.

Fubar: You are the traitors. You brought the world down on us by killing innocent civilians.
Because of Bin Laden foreigners are bombing our cities and towns.
Bin Laden has sought to overthrow the peoples' government. The government they installed because he sought to use its resources for his evil plot of eliminating 3/4 of the human race. But the only thing he will accomplish is the elimination of the innocent people of Taliban.
I call on the people to rise up against him and his thugs.

Fruitbar: Enough, we have heard enough from this traitor to Islam. Prepare the firing squad.

Fubar: No you are the traitor to Islam. Islam teaches not to kill people but you have killed hundreds of thousands in the name of your extremist brand of Islam. It is you who shall go to hell.
I will not apologize for my actions. They were for the good of Taliban.
They were in line with the teachings of the Koran.
No. I am not the traitor. You and Bin Laden V are!
I will die as a martyr for the faith. And you will always live in fear for your lives.

Bin Laden V: Enough with this.
He strikes Fubar in the back of the head knocking him unconscious.
Prop him against the wall in front of the firing squad.

Three soldiers grab the body and begin dragging but they drop him when they hit by rocks.
Shielding their faces they look up, surprised toward the direction the rocks came from.
And were horrified at the sight of a large and angry crowd armed with picks, rocks, shovels, and rifles.
Holy Warrior Ahab Burachus: Screw this.
Leaving his freinds behind he fled with a part of the crowd chasing after him.
Bin Laden, hiding behind a wall: Get me out of here! These people are trying to kill me! Good God they're trying to kill me.
Blood trickling from his face where a rock had hit, he was quickly surrounded by Religious cops who began to take him to safety.
They followed behind Fruitnut when suddenly the Minister of Religious Affairs head exploded as it was hit by several bullets from the privately owned rifles fired from inside the angry mob.
Noisy cries of "Death to Bin Laden" rose from the crowd.
For the first time in thier lives the religious police were in fear for their lives. These people were supposed to support them, not kill them.

they try to get away from the mob while dogding the bombs being dropped by foreigners.
But their route is cutoff.
So they turn down another street hoping to escape that way.
234 members of the religiuos police throw themselves at the mob begging for mercy.

Whittier special ops troops who were sneaked into Kandahar notice the commotion and investigate.
Finding Fubar, the rightful president of Taliban, they help him to his feet and to safety of the Whittier bunker just outside the city.
A taskforce of twelve, who were left behind find the bodies of Religious Minister Fruitbar and his aids.
Lt. Martinez: Damn, (looking at the barely identifiable remains)I guess the crowds must be really unhappy.
Lt. Morales: Well, don't you think they have a right to be.