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I've got a million infantry and 10,000 tanks

30-11-2003, 03:22
Anyone got a problem with that?
Slutbum Wallah
30-11-2003, 03:23
Not really. Knock yerself out.
Roania
30-11-2003, 03:26
I've got 18 million soldiers, and 20, 000 tanks, and spend more money on the military then most nations will ever see.

Lick my boots.
Nianacio
30-11-2003, 03:49
I hope you don't drive your nation into poverty.
Lick my boots.Are they Fruit Roll Ups sewed with Twizzler strands?
Roania
30-11-2003, 03:51
I hope you don't drive your nation into poverty.
Lick my boots.Are they Fruit Roll Ups sewed with Twizzler strands?

Considering capitalism was recently banned in Roania, and the government controls absolutely everything, I doubt I will.

Yes, actually, they are.
New Genoa
30-11-2003, 03:51
Anyone got a problem with that?

Well, without a navy or air force... we could quite easily vanquish you...

-Foreign Affairs-
Ruhr
30-11-2003, 03:54
I hope you don't drive your nation into poverty.
Lick my boots.Are they Fruit Roll Ups sewed with Twizzler strands?

Considering capitalism was recently banned in Roania, and the government controls absolutely everything, I doubt I will.

Yes, actually, they are.

Right......I bet I spend atleast twice as much as you, and probably can kick your ass with my 8 million instead.
30-11-2003, 03:54
Anyone got a problem with that?

OOC: Err.......I don't really care
DNS
30-11-2003, 03:54
I have DNS-2; 500 km long, with over 5000 weapons systems.

How much longer do you think you'll have your little army against my ship?
30-11-2003, 03:56
I have DNS-2; 500 km long, with over 5000 weapons systems.

How much longer do you think you'll have your little army against my ship?

Why do I get the feeling that you are spacetech nation?
The Eastern Bloc
30-11-2003, 03:56
Hmmm... must we harken back to the "STEEL PENISES" thread?

Just remember... this isn't a contest. :wink:




























I could kill you all with my nukes!
Omz222
30-11-2003, 03:57
I have DNS-2; 500 km long, with over 5000 weapons systems.

How much longer do you think you'll have your little army against my ship?

Why do I get the feeling that you are spacetech nation?
Umm... He is a spacetech nation?
30-11-2003, 03:57
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30-11-2003, 03:58
I have DNS-2; 500 km long, with over 5000 weapons systems.

How much longer do you think you'll have your little army against my ship?

Why do I get the feeling that you are spacetech nation?
Umm... He is a spacetech nation?

That explains it
Soviet Haaregrad
30-11-2003, 04:02
I've got 18 million soldiers, and 20, 000 tanks, and spend more money on the military then most nations will ever see.

Lick my boots.

Any money if your 18 000 000 came up against my 7 500 000 they'd be all dead, surrendered or running scarred at the end.
Roania
30-11-2003, 04:08
I've got 18 million soldiers, and 20, 000 tanks, and spend more money on the military then most nations will ever see.

Lick my boots.

Any money if your 18 000 000 came up against my 7 500 000 they'd be all dead, surrendered or running scarred at the end.

Only if you godmodded. :roll: What every one seems to forget is that Roanian soldiers enjoy killing, obey no rules of war, and bomb the crap out of people before the infantry arrives.

Besides, if we went to war first action I would take would be ICBM launches against your civilian districts.
American Militarists
30-11-2003, 04:09
Anyone got a problem with that?

No, not at all. Especially since I could wipe your nation hundreds of times over with my army. And I might add that's not counting nukes, the airforce, navy, etc.
Cyberutopia
30-11-2003, 04:13
I can best you all.

Hugs the Earthripper.
30-11-2003, 04:16
I've got 18 million soldiers, and 20, 000 tanks, and spend more money on the military then most nations will ever see.

Lick my boots.

Any money if your 18 000 000 came up against my 7 500 000 they'd be all dead, surrendered or running scarred at the end.

Only if you godmodded. :roll: What every one seems to forget is that Roanian soldiers enjoy killing, obey no rules of war, and bomb the crap out of people before the infantry arrives.

Besides, if we went to war first action I would take would be ICBM launches against your civilian districts.

OOC: Ever heard of "Mutually Assured Destruction"?
Eridanus
30-11-2003, 04:16
Oh that's nice. Be even nicer if you were telling the truth
imported_Angelus
30-11-2003, 04:39
Oh look. A circle jerk. You boys are all the same, you pull out your penises and jump in a "i'm the biggest" wankparty. *
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While you are all coating the walls with testosterone, the rest of us will be engaging in something more intellectually stimulating. Like starting a lint collection. *
*
Or better yet, taking bets on whose skull will crack first after you start running headfirst into stone walls.
Roania
30-11-2003, 04:44
Angelus, did someone kill your cat or something? Or is this your usual charming self?
imported_Angelus
30-11-2003, 04:45
Me? Charming? NEVAR!
The Eastern Bloc
30-11-2003, 04:45
Angelus, did someone kill your cat or something? Or is this your usual charming self?

It's the usual charming Angelus. :wink:
Soviet Haaregrad
30-11-2003, 04:51
I've got 18 million soldiers, and 20, 000 tanks, and spend more money on the military then most nations will ever see.

Lick my boots.

Any money if your 18 000 000 came up against my 7 500 000 they'd be all dead, surrendered or running scarred at the end.

Only if you godmodded. :roll: What every one seems to forget is that Roanian soldiers enjoy killing, obey no rules of war, and bomb the crap out of people before the infantry arrives.

Besides, if we went to war first action I would take would be ICBM launches against your civilian districts.

That's just the thing, if you did that you would face international condemnation and about 15 000 nukes from my allies. Haaregradia does not possess nuclear weapons, you would be forever regarded as a nation of cowards for that act.
Santa Barbara
30-11-2003, 04:52
Oh, well if it's a circle jerk, let me contribute to the faces of all involved the ITDO, 25th most well funded military in the world. Eat that and lick it up! :twisted:
Foe Hammer
30-11-2003, 04:54
I've got:
A Space Navy comprised of 45 Fleets (19,000,000 men, 420,000 men per fleet (Including Support units))
A Water Navy comprised of 10 fleets (1,000,000 men, 100,000 men per fleet (Including support units))
12,000,000 Army personnel (Includes Cooks, mechanics, Brass, soldiers, etc)
A 4.5 million man ground force (Includes tank teams)
60 million Battle Armor units (30 million Mk. II Infiltrators, and 30 million other Battle armor units, whose names I forgot)
A 1.5 million-soldier Space Marine Force
16 Tank batallions (Each batallion is comprised of 1,000 tanks) and a bunch of other stuff.

Total - 32,000,000 Armed Forces personell, 50 Space Fleets, 10 Planet-based fleets, 60 Million units of Power Armor, 16,000 Tanks, and some more stuff that I don't want to take the time to count.
Cyberutopia
30-11-2003, 04:58
Angelus, did someone kill your cat or something? Or is this your usual charming self?

It's the usual charming Angelus. :wink:

Nah, I killed his cat. :twisted:
30-11-2003, 04:58
I've got:
A Space Navy comprised of 45 Fleets (19,000,000 men, 420,000 men per fleet (Including Support units))
A Water Navy comprised of 10 fleets (1,000,000 men, 100,000 men per fleet (Including support units))
12,000,000 Army personnel (Includes Cooks, mechanics, Brass, soldiers, etc)
A 4.5 million man ground force (Includes tank teams)
60 million Battle Armor units (30 million Mk. II Infiltrators, and 30 million other Battle armor units, whose names I forgot)
A 1.5 million-soldier Space Marine Force
16 Tank batallions (Each batallion is comprised of 1,000 tanks) and a bunch of other stuff.

Total - 32,000,000 Armed Forces personell, 50 Space Fleets, 10 Planet-based fleets, 60 Million units of Power Armor, 16,000 Tanks, and some more stuff that I don't want to take the time to count.

OOC: At first I was about to say "Ah hell no you don't",...........but then I saw your population.
imported_Angelus
30-11-2003, 04:59
wow, is it just me, or is it getting hot in herre?
Nianacio
30-11-2003, 05:23
wow, is it just me, or is it getting hot in herre?I think it is, but I'm not sure. Someone get a thermometer.
Sigma Octavus
30-11-2003, 05:40
30 million infantry (can go up to 500 million at a moments notice. Defense only though) and 75,500 tanks.
01-12-2003, 04:04
gg win
CoreWorlds
01-12-2003, 04:15
wow, is it just me, or is it getting hot in herre?I think it is, but I'm not sure. Someone get a thermometer.

Got one! Hmm. Whoa! It's 212 degrees F and climbing!
Kecha
01-12-2003, 04:17
Anyone got a problem with that?

No, as I have SEVERAL million Infantry, and a number of Supertanks.
01-12-2003, 04:44
He can have up to a 2.5 million man army if he wanted.
01-12-2003, 05:22
No nukes, no real airforce - just put all my military into snipers, covert ops and deep cover agents in as many places as is feasable and SAM's.

We don't fight wars, we just win the peace. Let all of yah blast each other into the stone age and let the rivers turn red with blood... We'll be here with bandaids and splints for the survivors.

Oh yeah - we also have a great banking system and whenever the citizens get tired of getting bombed we'll happily take refugees that are willing to do three things:

1 - Learn our language. We like to have a common basis for communication.
2 - Meet our minimum educational requirements. A smart population is easier to deal with.
3 - Agree to report anyone coming here and trying to start crap so we can straddle them on a log, staple their penis down, set them adrift with a rusty knife in a bay full of sharks.

It really cuts down on sedation yah know.
Foe Hammer
01-12-2003, 05:32
Oh look. A circle jerk. You boys are all the same, you pull out your penises and jump in a "i'm the biggest" wankparty. *
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While you are all coating the walls with testosterone, the rest of us will be engaging in something more intellectually stimulating. Like starting a lint collection. *
*
Or better yet, taking bets on whose skull will crack first after you start running headfirst into stone walls.
OMG... I used to do that during Gym in Middle School... After we changed into our regular clothes, we would wait in the gym for the bell to ring, so my friends and I would always race eachother down the gym and see who could slam harder into those wallpads.
imported_Angelus
01-12-2003, 05:39
OMG... I used to do that during Gym in Middle School... After we changed into our regular clothes, we would wait in the gym for the bell to ring, so my friends and I would always race eachother down the gym and see who could slam harder into those wallpads.

Ya know, that explains a lot, actually.
Foe Hammer
01-12-2003, 05:41
OMG... I used to do that during Gym in Middle School... After we changed into our regular clothes, we would wait in the gym for the bell to ring, so my friends and I would always race eachother down the gym and see who could slam harder into those wallpads.

Ya know, that explains a lot, actually.

Yup. True, dat.
Iuthia
01-12-2003, 05:47
I've got 18 million soldiers, and 20, 000 tanks, and spend more money on the military then most nations will ever see.

Lick my boots.

I don't know... I come pretty high up.... but I don't have nearly as much men... they become too hard to manage at that point and too costly.. I meen, the amount of admin and support personnel I've got to have to make that ammount of men work...

However, I've got around 30 million people working for the military. Only about 5 million infantry... but you get the idea...
01-12-2003, 05:51
Everyone in the Johnified States of America is a member of the military in one capacity or another.
imported_Angelus
01-12-2003, 06:11
Why the hell any of this matters is so beyond me.

Every one of you should sit back and just read what you have posted. Look over it, compare it to what else has been posted, and then slap yourselves repeatedly.

How degenerative can this get? Anyone can say that they have a huge military, and anyone can have n00ks, and tanks, and starships, and so on and so forth.

It means ABSOLUTELY JACK if you are not good enough at roleplay to make your trillion-man army a reality. Until you can rise above the "my penis is bigger than yours" machismo, all of your armies are nothing more than dust in the wind.
Nianacio
01-12-2003, 06:14
How degenerative can this get?I don't want to think about that...
Until you can rise above the "my penis is bigger than yours" machismo, all of your armies are nothing more than dust in the wind.Maybe it's magic fairy dust...
01-12-2003, 06:24
Why the hell any of this matters is so beyond me.

Every one of you should sit back and just read what you have posted. Look over it, compare it to what else has been posted, and then slap yourselves repeatedly.

How degenerative can this get? Anyone can say that they have a huge military, and anyone can have n00ks, and tanks, and starships, and so on and so forth.

It means ABSOLUTELY JACK if you are not good enough at roleplay to make your trillion-man army a reality. Until you can rise above the "my penis is bigger than yours" machismo, all of your armies are nothing more than dust in the wind.

Anyone got a problem with that?

OOC: Err.......I don't really care

I have DNS-2; 500 km long, with over 5000 weapons systems.

How much longer do you think you'll have your little army against my ship?

Why do I get the feeling that you are spacetech nation?

I have DNS-2; 500 km long, with over 5000 weapons systems.

How much longer do you think you'll have your little army against my ship?

Why do I get the feeling that you are spacetech nation?
Umm... He is a spacetech nation?

That explains it

I've got 18 million soldiers, and 20, 000 tanks, and spend more money on the military then most nations will ever see.

Lick my boots.

Any money if your 18 000 000 came up against my 7 500 000 they'd be all dead, surrendered or running scarred at the end.

Only if you godmodded. :roll: What every one seems to forget is that Roanian soldiers enjoy killing, obey no rules of war, and bomb the crap out of people before the infantry arrives.

Besides, if we went to war first action I would take would be ICBM launches against your civilian districts.

OOC: Ever heard of "Mutually Assured Destruction"?

I've got:
A Space Navy comprised of 45 Fleets (19,000,000 men, 420,000 men per fleet (Including Support units))
A Water Navy comprised of 10 fleets (1,000,000 men, 100,000 men per fleet (Including support units))
12,000,000 Army personnel (Includes Cooks, mechanics, Brass, soldiers, etc)
A 4.5 million man ground force (Includes tank teams)
60 million Battle Armor units (30 million Mk. II Infiltrators, and 30 million other Battle armor units, whose names I forgot)
A 1.5 million-soldier Space Marine Force
16 Tank batallions (Each batallion is comprised of 1,000 tanks) and a bunch of other stuff.

Total - 32,000,000 Armed Forces personell, 50 Space Fleets, 10 Planet-based fleets, 60 Million units of Power Armor, 16,000 Tanks, and some more stuff that I don't want to take the time to count.

OOC: At first I was about to say "Ah hell no you don't",...........but then I saw your population.

:? What the hell?
Nianacio
01-12-2003, 06:26
:? What the hell?Angelus is generalizing. I'm not posting about how big my military is, either.
imported_Angelus
01-12-2003, 06:27
:? What the hell?

Wow. You really spent some time doing that.

And for absolutely no purpose other than to ask "what the hell"...

*sighs and shakes her head*
01-12-2003, 06:29
:? What the hell?

Wow. You really spent some time doing that.

And for absolutely no purpose other than to ask "what the hell"...

*sighs and shakes her head*

Took 30 seconds :roll:
Omz222
01-12-2003, 06:32
It means ABSOLUTELY JACK if you are not good enough at roleplay to make your trillion-man army a reality. Until you can rise above the "my penis is bigger than yours" machismo, all of your armies are nothing more than dust in the wind.

Agreed. But there's also the tactics (how to use the weapons you've got).

I've fought a 200-ship strong naval fleet along with others in a previous conflict. Guess what? The fleet didn't do anything since the person RPed had poor tactics :P

Overall, size doesn't necessarily matter. If someone has 2 million armies fighting and doesn't have any proper supply chain, he can expect their soldiers to die or give up within a day.. That's the case in the German invasion of Soviet Union: the Germans were unable to keep up the supply demand, and many soldiers were starved to death.

Third, technology sometimes also matter, but not much.
Nianacio
01-12-2003, 06:42
Agreed. But there's also the tactics (how to use the weapons you've got).Unfortunately, using good tactics against people who have no clue about tactics won't always get you anywhere.
"My forces use these tactics: [blablabla]"
"Well, my forces are 1337 and take the attack like men!"
"But my tactics should work for these reasons: [blablabla]"
"Shut up, I'm 1337."
"Here's a link talking about how great the tactic is: [link]"
"Yeah, well I AM INVINCIBLE SO SHUT UP!!!!"
"Are you going to be reasonable?"
"INGORED FOR BEIGN STOOPID!!@!"
Omz222
01-12-2003, 06:53
Agreed. But there's also the tactics (how to use the weapons you've got).Unfortunately, using good tactics against people who have no clue about tactics won't always get you anywhere.
"My forces use these tactics: [blablabla]"
"Well, my forces are 1337 and take the attack like men!"
"But my tactics should work for these reasons: [blablabla]"
"Shut up, I'm 1337."
"Here's a link talking about how great the tactic is: [link]"
"Yeah, well I AM INVINCIBLE SO SHUT UP!!!!"
"Are you going to be reasonable?"
"INGORED FOR BEIGN STOOPID!!@!"

Also a fact, agreed. But many will still go on with it and (the non-taking-NS-as-their-live-and-not-a-game players") admit the fact that they are "outsmarted".
01-12-2003, 09:07
Propagander is such fun.
Dar-Kavryn
01-12-2003, 10:14
I've got a million infantry and 10,000 tanks
Anyone got a problem with that?
Nope. Your tanks don't operate in my kingdom. Of course, for the same reason, most of my subjects have never even seen a weapon that uses gunpowder... so my army would have virtually no chance against an equal number of your troops in neutral territory.
OOC: This nation is a fantasy setting... not always an advantage!
01-12-2003, 21:48
How do you get soildgers and by things like that?
:?