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Empire of Valinon Celebrates Billionith Birth!!!!!!!

Valinon
30-11-2003, 02:36
The United Star Empire of Valinon celebrated a most historic moment today on its homeworld of Proxima Centauri. Sarah Lythin of Zanzibar of the Amazonia Province is the 1,000,000,000 person to be born on Proxima since it was colonized by the survivors from the nation of the Kingdom of Pholus, the parent of the United Star Empire of Valinon. A full holiday was declared and celebrations have reigned across Proxima and the rest of the Five Worlds of the Empire.
Emperor Gustav Alderman I himself visited the proud parents of Sarah in the Saint Katherine Memorial Hospital in Zanzibar. His Majesty has said that a full fund will be set aside for the baby girl for the a full education at the Imperial University of New Koln.
His Majesty also extends a hand to any others that wish to join in the celebration of this auspicious moment in the history of the United Star Empire of Valinon.
Omz222
30-11-2003, 02:44
Omzian Democratic Federal Republic President Gagarin Vansare extends his full congratulations and best wishes for His Majesty Emperor Gustav Alderman I and United Star Empire of Valinon for this milestone achievment. Having 1 billion Valinon citizens is a clear sign indicating that the nation of Valinon has done a truly significant feat in maintaining their culture, their independence, and their freedom. This should also show that the United Star Empire of Valinon is finally gaining its position to be a world power.

We also congratulate little Sarah Lythin from Zanzibar, Amazonia province. She has bring her proud motherland to a truly amazing status. She has gained honor for her glorious motherland.

The Omzian Diplomatic Corps would like the parents of Sarah Lythin to know that a fruit basket, enclosed in a glass case, will be sent to them. A fruit basket is a sign of happiness and celebration in the Omzian culture. We wish them to enjoy our meaningful gift.

Furthermore, with this achievment, we hope our Valinon friends and Omzian Democratic Federal Republic both could thrive, for the future ahead.

--Omzian Foreign Affairs Ministry,
Omzian Democratic Federal Republic
Valinon
30-11-2003, 02:57
From: Mr. and Mrs. Konner Lythin
To: Honorable President Vansare
In the care of His Majesty's Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Dear Sir:

I would like to think you for your wonderful gift. I cannot express my thanks adequately in words to do justice to the immense honor I feel from receiving the recognition of such an auspicious member of the international community. It is my sincerest hope that the simply words of thank you and eternal gratitude of both my wife Lillith and myself will be enough.

Most respectfully yours,
Konner Lythin

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Celebrations continue across the Empire. The media is readying itself for the extravaganza of Sarah's baptismal and christening ceremony at St. Mark's Cathedral. An outpouring of best wishes has been poured upon Mr. Konnor Lythin and his wife Mrs. Lillith Lythin from members of the international community and some of the various leaders of the United Star Empire.
His Majesty has recently stated though, at the request of Mr. Lythin, that the family soon be left in peace to enjoy the true gift of their new daughter. Here after, His Majesty has requested that this be a further celebration of the triupmhs of all of Valinon and its long road that has lead it to its current position in the galaxy.
Omz222
30-11-2003, 03:12
From: Mr. and Mrs. Konner Lythin
To: Honorable President Vansare
In the care of His Majesty's Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Dear Sir:

I would like to think you for your wonderful gift. I cannot express my thanks adequately in words to do justice to the immense honor I feel from receiving the recognition of such an auspicious member of the international community. It is my sincerest hope that the simply words of thank you and eternal gratitude of both my wife Lillith and myself will be enough.

Most respectfully yours,
Konner Lythin

From: President Gagarin Vansare, President of Omzian Democratic Federal Republic
-(Via Omzian Diplomatic Corps Routes)-
To: Mr. and Mrs. Konnor Lythin

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Konner Lythin,

I must thank you for your appreciation of our gift, and our decision to honor you. It is certainly no suprise, you are a hero of your glorious motherland in helping your nation to succeed and stepping onto a milestone. Please also let me express my personal congratulations on the birth of little Sarah. May she prosper as a child, and may she live long and well as a honorable woman.

Once again, I represent Omzian Democratic Federal Republic to congratulate both you and your nation.

Sincerely,
Honorable President and Commander Gagarin Vansare,
President of Omzian Democratic Federal Republic,
Member of Omzian Parliament,
Member of Omzian Administrative Councils,
Commander (O-5) in Omzian Air Force,
Omzian Air Force Medal of Honor Recipient,
Commander of Omzian Armed Forces.
Underaloz
30-11-2003, 03:18
The citizens of Underaloz wish to congratulate the Empire.

(OOC: WHEEEE! GO VALINON GO!)
Valinon
30-11-2003, 03:25
OOC and Purely OOC:

The Player gets up from his computer and goes to a small recessed trap door. From a hat stand and hook he takes a German field marshal great coat and peaked cap, then finally a long whip. He then descends the stairwell to a small, dark room filled with tables and mildewed Dell computers.
At the six work stations set several worn-out hack writers that include Steven Spielburg, Dean Knootz, Stephen King, and the undead corpse of Lenin.
"Alright you useless recalitrants it's time to earn your keep! I intend to make it to two billion in the very least, and in order to do this I will need and endless supply of crappy, half-witted, dull, and repetitive storylines after I run out of my own ideas. Now GET TO WORK!!!!!! Faster or there will be now gruel and mold cheese for you tonight, just Chinese dog meat!!!!!!" he begins to crack his whip across there backs relentlessly.
"FASTER!!!!! FASTER!!!!!! And YOU, Spielburg! Don't forget to butcher several good books with your meanderings! As for you Dean Knootz, you can plagerize from King all you want here, I can assure I will treat both two-ply pieces produced equally!"
After fifteen minutes the player ascends the stairwell, hangs up the great coat, peaked cap, and whip. He returns calmly to the computer and takes a sip of orange spice tea.
"Now where was I?" he asks to himself.
Clonetopia
30-11-2003, 03:32
Congratulations to Valinon. Clonetopia, too, knows the joy brought upon reaching one billion in population.


~Emperor Radassat
The Interplanetary Empire of Clonetopia (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2135754)
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/clonetopia.jpg (http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/sega/genesis/Winged_Fortress.mid)
Knootoss
30-11-2003, 13:02
We concratulate the Empire on having reached this milestone in their history. May you continue to grow and prosper.

~Prime Minister Lousewies van der Laan, in a personal letter.


(OOC: oh, and answer to your TG is forthcoming. I have to check something first.)
30-11-2003, 13:17
We congratulate the Treacherous Empire of Valinon with their billionth piece of scum born. It is our sincere hope that you proud nation will soon know hunger and desease due to overpopulation. Furthermore, since we truly understand how much this milestone means to you, we offer you the free shooting of some of your denizens, so that you may celebrate the billionth birth again tomorrow.

"We can't send that"

"I know. But I wanted to get it off my chest"

"Allright"


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~To the Empire of Valinon~

Congratulations.
30-11-2003, 13:53
Congratulations from the just six million country of Sarviria.

OOC: ROFL! That was hilarious Vortex!
Valinon
01-12-2003, 03:59
OOC: Har, har, har TVC. But no worries, we won't run out of land anytime soon. After all, I have several other places to expand to, and if I get desperate I can always send my surplus population to Earth.
Taka
01-12-2003, 04:31
We send congradualtions to our ally and friends in Valinon, to mark this tremendous occasion, we will be setting up a trust fund for the child in order to assure it experiences Valinion life to the utmost. Towards this goal, the nation of Taka is donating a million dollars a year to the family, as well as visas for them to travel between Taka and Valinon free of charge for the next 18 years.