OOC: After the last thread became purely OOC, I've decided to make an IC thread.
IC: First up is The Holy Roanian Inquisitorial Choir, with their edited rendition of the first verse of chestnuts roasting on an open fire...
Witches roasting on an open fire
Red flames nipping at their toes
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And us dressed up in shiny robes
Everybody's glad that witches are being used
to Help to make the season bright
Our boys with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
Next is General Edmund Hyacinth, Minister for the Armed forces with "All I want for Christmas is..."
All I want for Christmas are a hundred men
a thousand men
see my million men.
And finally, Prince Alexander with an original composition to the tune of "Children, go where I send thee"... well, not exactly to the tune... off by a <urk>
Servants, do what I tell thee,
What shall I tell thee?
I'm gonna tell thee one by one
One for the itty - bitty, notwithstanding candy
in that child's hands.
14 rather ragged and depressing looking citizens of the Universal hive. The conductor had a baton in one hand and a rather mean looking whip in the other. They began singing a repetative tune.
Jingling sacks! Jingling Sacks!
Hauling all the way!
Break that Back!
Work the most and an extra ration today!
imported_The Opressive Church
29-11-2003, 10:54
The Oppressive Church's Saint John's Philharmonica with the Church Boys Choir are proud to Present, The Oppressive Church Christmas Carols!
(Conducted by the Bishop of Bump, who had an off day from Bumping today)
(Please contact TOC to buy the CD for the low low price of $19.99 USD)
~~
"We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
Celebrate it or else!
Good Tidings we bring
For the right price
Good tiding at Christmas
Or an unhappy New Year!
We Wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
Celebrate it or else!
You damn Atheists
And Jehovah Witnesses
You'll burn in hell soon
So Celebrate Christmas now!
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
Celebrate it or else!
Recognize Christ's Birth
Or you'll go to hell
And we'll speed up your trip there
So Celebrate Chritsmas NOW!
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
Celebrate it or else!"
~~
""Deck the Halls with Balls of Holly!
Falalalalalalala!
We laugh and deploy your Folly!
Falalalalalalala!
Now we don our Religious Icons!
Falalalalalalala!
Time to kill some Atheists and Cons!
Falalalalalalala!
You will die and be sent to hell!
Falalalalalalala!
There you will meet Hitler, Stalin, Kenan & Kel!
Falalalalalalala!
We will rejoice in your downfall!
Falalalalalalala!
Atheists will die at the Mall!
Falalalalalalala!
Take your stupid non-beliefs and run!
Falalalalalalala!
For the Church is about get a gun!
Falalalalalalala!
Die you non-believers!
Falalalalalalala!
Then we'll feed you to Ant Eaters!
Falalalala laaa LAAAAAA!"
~~
"Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Let your Heart be Light
From now on.
Your going to be Nuked on New Years, so
Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Make the Yule-Tide gay,
From now on.
Your Troubles will be miles away, until
The Missile reaches your shore
Here we are in our last days,
Waiting for the Nuke is such a bore.
Faithful Friends who are dear to us,
Say goodbye, for soon they'll be no more!
Through the years we were all together,
Fate will kill us soon
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough.
And have yourself a last, very Merry little Chrism... Oh no, BOOOOOOM!"
~~
""NationStates, NationStates, NationStates rock
NS noobs complain and NS vets try to refrane
Nuking and Killing up loads of fun,
Now the Wars have begun!
NationStates, NationStates, NationStates Rock
RP's are cool, except RPs of a fool!
Nuking and Killing up load of fun,
In the Fall Out Air!
What a fun time, it's the right time,
To nuke the noobs away!
Role Play posts are fun posts!
Writing X-mas Carols in OOC posts!
The n00bs die, and we all cheer!
Nuking around the Clock!
Spam and a-flaming the mods...
That's the NationStates,
That's the NationStates,
That's the NationStates Rock!"
~~
"You know Resi and Japann
And Crimmond and RF,
Slag and Hack
And Sratch and SB
But do you recall
The most evil Nation of all?
Roania the Chemwhiping Nation
(Nation)
Had alot of WMDs!
(Like Nuclear Missiles)
And if you ever saw them
(Saw them)
You would even say they glow!
(Like a lightbulb)
All of the other Nations
(Nations)
Used to laugh and call him names!
(Like n00bie)
They never let poor Roania
(Roania)
Play in any Role Play Games!
(Like wars and stuff!)
Then one Foggy Christmas Eve
Roania came to say
(Mwu ha ha)
Myself with my WMDs
I shall light them up tonight!
Then all the Nations Praised him
(Praised him)
And they shouted out with Fright
(AHHHH!)
'Roania, the Chempwhiping Nation
(Nation)
You'll go down in History!'
(Like, well, like Roania!)"
OOC: It was Roania the Chempwhipping Bastard, but Roania made me change it...
OOC: Quiet, Beyotch. You've crossed the line, TOC. Starting... now, you are part of Roania.
imported_The Opressive Church
30-11-2003, 01:33
Bump
Steel Butterfly
30-11-2003, 01:39
LMAO....
Hey...I was mentioned!
*Warm, fuzzy feeling begins*
"Uh, sir...he called you evil..."
"Quiet slave!"
"But I'm an advisor..."
*shoots slave...er...advisor*