NationStates Jolt Archive

What do the sentients of Nationstates sing around Christmas time?

Post your national renditions of Christmas Classics, but I'll start you off with a partial jingle by Bodyguard Barry.



You'd better like elves.
You'd better play nice.
You'd better like elves.
I'm telling you why.

Sirithil is coming to town.

She's flying her ship.
She's bombing you twice.
Gonna whoop ass for Noldorin rights.

Sirithil is coming to town.

<---Bodyguard Barry, for those who don't know.

I always wondered if all the Klanners out there favored the song "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas". Hmmm.

Hrm... let's see if I can dredge something resembling creativity from wits dulled by turkey...

Jingle bells
Spammers smell
Some multies got flambéed
A bastard mod drank eggnog
Slag's danish ran away! Hey!

Feel free to add to it :wink:

"We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
Celebrate it or else!

Good Tidings we bring
For the right price
Good tiding at Christmas
Or an unhappy New Year!

We Wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
Celebrate it or else!

You damn Atheists
And Jehovah Witnesses
You'll burn in hell soon
So Celebrate Christmas now!

We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
Celebrate it or else!

Recognize Christ's Birth
Or you'll go to hell
And we'll speed up your trip there
So Celebrate Chritsmas NOW!

We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
Celebrate it or else!"

Hrm... let's see if I can dredge something resembling creativity from wits dulled by turkey...

Jingle bells
Spammers smell
Some multies got flambéed
A bastard mod drank eggnog
Slag's danish ran away! Hey!

Feel free to add to it :wink:

MY DANISH!

Come back, danish! I didn't mean what I said!

"You damn Atheists
And Jehovah Witnesses
You'll burn in hell soon
So Celebrate Christmas now!

We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
Celebrate it or else!"

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/shotgunsisters.jpg

MY DANISH!

Come back, danish! I didn't mean what I said!

You'll never take me alive, see? Myah!

http://www.countryhomebakers.com/danish.gif

Commies roasting on an open fire,
Fascists stealing all your rights.
Mods and Admins DEATing flamers galore,
And newbs declaring war on all the world.

Everybody knows an issue and some good RPs
help to make our NS fun.
January nations with their eyes all aglow,
crushing Junes and even Aprils in droves.

And so, I'm offering this simple phrase,
to mods and region crashers both.
Though I may want to kill you all in your sleep,
Merry Christmas, to you!

A Tribute to Roania!

"Silent Night
Holy Night
All is calm
All is right

Roania being hypocraticle and how
Chempwippings rampant and present now

UN Regulation being broken left and right
All of us are doomed to die tonight

Sleep in Obliterated pieces
Sleep in Obliterated peices"

Now that just replaced "SWEET JESUS EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE!" as funniest qoute for me.

I'd add it to the most memorable quotes thread... but I can't stop laughing.

Referring to Slags Danish of course.

"I saw Melkor killing Santa Claus
Underneath the missles last night.
He didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep;
He thought that I was cowering up in my bedroom full of fear.
Then, I saw Melkor torture Santa Claus
Underneath his head so bloody red;
Oh, what a war it would have been
If Siri had only seen
Melkor killing Santa Claus last night."

I'm dreaming of a quiet christmas,
just like the ones I've always wanted to know
Where the treetops glisten and children listen
but do they dare speak? No.

I'm dreaming of a quiet christmas,
just like the ones old people know
Where the treetops glisten and no children listen,
because they're buried beneath the snow.

I'm dreaming of a quiet christmas,
with every young child I smite.
May your days be silent and bright,
and may all your christmases be quiet.

I'm dreaming of a quiet christmas,
just like the ones I never got to know
May your days be merry and bright,
and may all your christmases be quiet

I'm dreaming of a quiet christmas,
finaly escape from this loud plight
May your days be silent and bright,
and may all your christmases be quiet.

May your days be silent and bright,
and may all your christmases be quiet.

New spin on Falise Navidad: EDIT: Not Falize Navidad, "Deck the Halls"

"Deck the Halls with Balls of Holly!
Falalalalalalala!

We laugh and deploy your Folly!
Falalalalalalala!

Now we don our Religious Icons!
Falalalalalalala!

Time to kill some Atheists and Cons!
Falalalalalalala!

You will die and be sent to hell!
Falalalalalalala!

There you will meet Hitler, Stalin, Kenan & Kel!
Falalalalalalala!

We will rejoice in your downfall!
Falalalalalalala!

Atheists will die at the Mall!
Falalalalalalala!

Take your stupid non-beliefs and run!
Falalalalalalala!

For the Church is about get a gun!
Falalalalalalala!

Die you non-believers!
Falalalalalalala!

Then we'll feed you to Ant Eaters!"
Falalalala laaa LAAAAAA!

ROFL!
<tag>!

Me like.

Paint the walls with blood of heathen,
Fa la la la la la la la la
'Tis the season to start believin',
Fa la la la la la la la la
Come around and form a chorus,
Fa la la la la la la la la
Or I'll have to order you poleaxed,
Fa la la la la la la la la.

Frosty the Forums
Was a flighty, buggy soul
With two roleplay rooms and Moderation and a server powered by coal
Frosty the Forums
Was the place to go roleplay
He was made online, but the children find that they can't have fun all day

There must have been some magic in that book Max Barry wrote
For when he placed it on the shelves, the forums began to smoke

Frosty the Forums
Were alive as they could be
And the children say they could go roleplay the dictators they wanted to be

Chuggidy-chug-chug, chuggidy-chug-chug
Watch those forums lag
Chuggidy-chug-chug, chuggidy-chug-chug
Everyone's typing *tag*

Frosty the Forums
Knew the user count was high that day
So he said, "I'll chug and I'll send them bugs so that they will go away."
Frosty the Forums
Wouldn't load for one whole day
And he waved goodbye, saying "Don't you cry; NS2 comes out someday!"

This should be entered into Slag's jukebox! It'd stay there for weeks!

On their first day of Nationstates
some n00bie gave to me:

A 10 Mile Cardboard Space Ship

On their second day of Nationstates
some n00bie gave to me:

2 Elven Slaves
and A 10 Mile Cardboard Space Ship

On their third day of Nationstates
some n00bie gave to me:

3 Super Soldiers
2 Elven Slaves
and A 10 Mile Cardboard Space Ship

On their fourth day of Nationstates
some n00bie gave to me:

4 Suitcase Nukes
3 Super Soldiers
2 Elven Slaves
and A 10 Mile Cardboard Space Ship

On their fifth day of Nationstates
some n00bie gave to me:

5 Offensive Flags
4 Suitcase Nukes
3 Super Soldiers
2 Elven Slaves
and A 10 Mile Cardboard Space Ship

On their sixth day of Nationstates
some n00bie gave to me:

6 Orcs a Flaying
5 Offensive Flags
4 Suitcase Nukes
3 Super Soldiers
2 Elven Slaves
and A 10 Mile Cardboard Space Ship

On their seventh day of Nationstates
some n00bie gave to me:

7 Fleets a Sailing
6 Orcs a Flaying
5 Offensive Flags
4 Suitcase Nukes
3 Super Soldiers
2 Elven Slaves
and A 10 Mile Cardboard Space Ship

On their eighth day of Nationstates
some n00bie gave to me:

8 Flames a Flying
7 Fleets a Sailing
6 Orcs a Flaying
5 Offensive Flags
4 Suitcase Nukes
3 Super Soldiers
2 Elven Slaves
and A 10 Mile Cardboard Space Ship

On their ninth day of Nationstates
some n00bie gave to me:

9 Worlds a Turning
8 Flames a Flying
7 Fleets a Sailing
6 Orcs a Flaying
5 Offensive Flags
4 Suitcase Nukes
3 Super Soldiers
2 Elven Slaves
and A 10 Mile Cardboard Space Ship

On their tenth day of Nationstates
some n00bie gave to me:

10 Puppet Usings
9 Worlds a Turning
8 Flames a Flying
7 Fleets a Sailing
6 Orcs a Flaying
5 Offensive Flags
4 Suitcase Nukes
3 Super Soldiers
2 Elven Slaves
and A 10 Mile Cardboard Space Ship

On their eleventh day of Nationstates
some n00bie gave to me:

11 Stores a Selling
10 Puppet Usings
9 Worlds a Turning
8 Flames a Flying
7 Fleets a Sailing
6 Orcs a Flaying
5 Offensive Flags
4 Suitcase Nukes
3 Super Soldiers
2 Elven Slaves
and A 10 Mile Cardboard Space Ship

On their twelveth day of Nationstates
some n00bie gave to me:

12 War Drums Drumming
11 Stores a Selling
10 Puppet Usings
9 Worlds a Turning
8 Flames a Flying
7 Fleets a Sailing
6 Orcs a Flaying
5 Offensive Flags
4 Suitcase Nukes
3 Super Soldiers
2 Elven Slaves
and A 10 Mile Cardboard Space Ship

Deck the halls with blood so gory
Fa la la la la la la la la
As the armies march for glory
Fa la la la la la la la la
Watch the n00bs go down in ashes
Fa la la la la la la la la
Aren't you glad they kill each other
Fa la la la la la la la la

(It may not measure up against many of the others. But oh well.)

Prince Alexander smirks. "If that prat Richelieu can make up his own words... so can I."

"So can we, you mean, Alex." Kelly says, placing her hands on the back of his chair.

"Of course, dear."

<Begin>

Prince Alexander: When I speak, they are listening,
in the bank, gold is glistening
A beautiful sight,
I'm happy tonight,
ruling a Roanian wonderland.



Kelly: Gone away, is the bluebird
here to stay is a new bird.
He sings a love song,
as we walk on,
walking in a winter wonderland.

Alexander: In the meadow I'll have them build a snowman,
Then say that he is Richelieu
He'll say: Are you married?
we'll say: No man,
But you can do the job
when you're in town.

Kelly: Later on, I'll conspire,
as we dream by the fire
To face unafraid,
the mistakes that he's made,
ruling a Roanian wonderland.

Alex: In the meadow the servants will build a snowman,
and pretend that he's a circus clown
They'll have lots of fun with mister snowman,
until I tell the guards to knock him down.

Kelly: When it snows, ain't it thrilling,
Though your nose gets a chilling
He'll frolic and play, the dictatorial way,
Ruling a Roanian wonderland.

Alex/Kelly: Ruling a Roanian wonderland,
Ruling a Roanian wonderland.

what... creativity.

(All comments are OOC.)

Heh, we should have one of these for every occasion.

Here's a Langham version of a Christmas song:

You better watch out
You better cry
Better pout
I'm telling you why
Gunnery Sergeant Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a hit list
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's next
Gunnery Sergeant Santa Claus is coming to town

He knows when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows who you are and how to kill you
So don't look for your own sake

You better watch out!
You better cry
Better pout, I'm telling you why
Gunnery Sergeant Santa Claus is coming to town.
Gunnery Sergeant Santa Claus is coming to town.

what... creativity.

(All comments are OOC.)

Heh, we should have one of these for every occasion.

You do a better one, then.

what... creativity.

(All comments are OOC.)

Heh, we should have one of these for every occasion.

You do a better one, then.

No sarcasm. And I was refering to Sunset's post on the 12 days of NS.

A Tribute to Roania!

"Silent Night
Holy Night
All is calm
All is right

Roania being hypocraticle and how
Chempwippings rampant and present now

UN Regulation being broken left and right
All of us are doomed to die tonight

Sleep in Obliterated pieces
Sleep in Obliterated peices"

"In the christmas spirit..." Prince Alexander began to pen orders, "Pour green chemicals on half of his country, and red on the other half."

Also, we think it sounds better like this.

Silent Night,
Holy Night

All is wrong,
All will be right.

It's up to us, to save their souls
Satan is leading them by the nose.

Come, join the crusade,
come, join the crusade.

OOC: And now, in the Christmas spirit, I admit that in RL I'm not a christian.

'Flee the crazy n00bs!' is the thing to say
On this bright, fiery Christmas Day
That's the urgent warning that we send to you
From the land where morons play
Here we know that Christmas will be full of fright
The n00kzor glare to shine by day and the burning towns by night
'Flee the crazy n00bs!" is GM's way
To say "They killed Christmas!" to you....

'Let's kill the n00bs' is the thing we say
On a bright, Matean Christmas Day
A n00b killing nuke is our gift to you
From the land where no one prays
Here we know that Christmas will be fun and bright
The blasts to shine by day and dead, flaming n00bs at night
A dozen n00b killing nuke blasts is GM's way
To say "Merry Christmas to you."

"Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Let your Heart be Light
From now on.
Your going to be Nuked on New Years, so
Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Make the Yule-Tide gay,
From now on.
Your Troubles will be miles away, until
The Missile reaches your shore

Here we are in our last days,
Waiting for the Nuke is such a bore.
Faithful Friends who are dear to us,
Say goodbye, for soon they'll be no more!

Through the years we were all together,
Fate will kill us soon
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough.
ANd have yourself a last, very Merry little Chrism... Oh no, BOOOOOOM!"

On my first day of modding, Nationstates gave to me...
A thread about how they all hate me

On the second day of modding, Nationstates gave to me...
Two admin brackets
And a thread about how they all hate me

On the third day of modding, Nationstates gave to me...
Three offensive nations
Two admin brackets
And a thread about how they all hate me

On the fourth day of modding, Nationstates gave to me...
Four Nazi flags
Three offensive nations
Two admin brackets
And a thread about how they all hate me

On the fifth day of modding, Nationstates gave to me...
FIVE ANTI-MODS!
Four Nazi flags
Three offensive nations
Two admin brackets
And a thread about how they all hate me

On the six day of modding, Nationstates gave to me...
Six flames a-flying
FIVE ANTI-MODS!
Four Nazi flags
Three offensive nations
Two admin brackets
And a thread about how they all hate me

On the seventh day of modding, Nationstates gave to me...
Seven spammers spamming
Six flames a-flying
FIVE ANTI-MODS!
Four Nazi flags
Three offensive nations
Two admin brackets
And a thread about how they all hate me

On the eighth day of modding, Nationstates gave to me...
Eight modbombs falling
Seven spammers spamming
Six flames a-flying
FIVE ANTI-MODS!
Four Nazi flags
Three offensive nations
Two admin brackets
And a thread about how they all hate me

On the ninth day of modding, Nationstates gave to me...
Nine trolls a-baiting
Eight modbombs falling
Seven spammers spamming
Six flames a-flying
FIVE ANTI-MODS!
Four Nazi flags
Three offensive nations
Two admin brackets
And a thread about how they all hate me

On the tenth day of modding, Nationstates gave to me...
Ten crashers griefing
Nine trolls a-baiting
Eight modbombs falling
Seven spammers spamming
Six flames a-flying
FIVE ANTI-MODS!
Four Nazi flags
Three offensive nations
Two admin brackets
And a thread about how they all hate me

On the eleventh day of modding, Nationstates gave to me...
Eleven multies cheating
Ten crashers griefing
Nine trolls a-baiting
Eight modbombs falling
Seven spammers spamming
Six flames a-flying
FIVE ANTI-MODS!
Four Nazi flags
Three offensive nations
Two admin brackets
And a thread about how they all hate me

On the twelth day of modding, Nationstates gave to me...
Twelve mods a-DEATing
Eleven multies cheating
Ten crashers griefing
Nine trolls a-baiting
Eight modbombs falling
Seven spammers spamming
Six flames a-flying
FIVE ANTI-MODS!
Four Nazi flags
Three offensive nations
Two admin brackets
And a thread about how they all hate me!

*bows in direction of Rep Prod*
Probably the best. And you missed an [/i].

EDIT: After closer inspection you seem to have edited your post, so... ignore the [/i] bit...

Oh... the RP here is frightful,
But the MK-V is so delightful,
And since there's no IQ here....
Ignore the n00b! Ignore the n00b! Ignore the n00b!

It doesn't show signs of sanity,
And I've brought some nukes and missiles,
Let the Fourth of July come early.
N00k the n00b! N00k the n00b! N00k the n00b!

When they're finally a hole in the ground,
They will soon rise from the grave,
But if you really nuke them good,
The entire Third World can be warm!

One n00b is slowly dying,
But, my friends, they're more a'coming.
So do us all a favor.
Kill a n00b! Kill a n00b! Kill a n00b!

Oh... the RP here is frightful,
But the MK-V is so delightful,
And since there's no IQ here....
Ignore the n00b! Ignore the n00b! Ignore the n00b!

It doesn't show signs of sanity,
And I've brought some nukes and missiles,
Let the Fourth of July come early.
N00k the n00b! N00k the n00b! N00k the n00b!

When they're finally a hole in the ground,
They will soon rise from the grave,
But if you really nuke them good,
The entire Third World can be warm!

One n00b is slowly dying,
But, my friends, they're more a'coming.
So do us all a favor.
Kill a n00b! Kill a n00b! Kill a n00b!

My n00b n00kz0ring song was better.

Oh come, all Ye Faithful,
To the NS For-ums,
Oh come ye, oh come ye
to see all the joy

Come and behold them
All the n00bs and old-skoolers
Oh lets all come to-ge-ther,
Oh lets all come to-ge-ther,
Oh lets all come to-ge-ther,
To sing christmas tunes!

This isn't a contest children. :wink:

It's an area for... cultural enlightenment and... other big worded phrases.

In the bleak nuclear winter
Frosty lay the snow
Disputed Territories flattened
Houses all aglow
Bodies lay piled up high
High and high
In the bleak nuclear winter
Make your funeral pyre.

All four of my songs were good, and not one of them got praise...

Fifth Entry:

(Sung to Jingle bell rock)

"NationStates, NationStates, NationStates rock
NS noobs complain and NS vets try to refrane
Nuking and Killing up loads of fun,
Now the Wars have begun!

NationStates, NationStates, NationStates Rock
RP's are cool, except RPs of a fool!
Nuking and Killing up load of fun,
In the Fall Out Air!

What a fun time, it's the right time,
To nuke the noobs away!
Role Play posts are fun posts!
Writing X-mas Carols in OOC posts!
The n00bs die, and we all cheer!
Nuking around the Clock!
Spam and a-flaming the mods...
That's the NationStates,
That's the NationStates,
That's the NationStates Rock!"

Looks like we got ourselves some gory little songs up here...Hmmmm....And some people are not paying attention to the meter and the melody of the song. And try to sing in key!

*tag* these are really cool songs :twisted:

Now... one for the Mods (and I don't care about melody. And in tune? I'm tone deaf. E flat minor sounds like middle C to me):

Now rest ye weary Moderators
Let no one Modalert
Remember, oh Mods, these words
You were made by Violet
To save us all from the trolls and spam
And guide us on our way.
O thank you o Mods of NS
Thank you Mods
O thank you o Mods of NS

You sacrifice so much for us
Giving of your time
And get only scorn in return...
Yet you continue to help
But we rarely ever stop
To thank the Mods of NS
Thank you Mods
O Thank you Mods of NS

"Modalert" is our word to you
Let those who hear this know
This day we will thank the Mods
For all the rest of us,
Do they bear the cross for willingly
To make sure these forums live
O thank you Mods of NS
Thank you Mods
O Thank you Mods of NS

Thanks for that nice color coding Roania, here's a special song for you...

"You know Resi and Japann
And Crimmond and RF,
Slag and Hack
And Sratch and SB
But do you recall
The most famous Nation of all?

Roania the Chemwhiping Bastard
(Bastard)
Had alot of WMDs!
(Like Nuclear Missiles)
And if you ever saw them
(Saw them)
You would even say they glow!
(Like a lightbulb)
All of the other Nations
(Nations)
Used to laugh and call him names!
(Like n00bie)
They never let poor Roania
(Roania)
Play in any Role Play Games!
(Like wars and stuff!)

Then one Foggy Christmas Eve
Roania came to say
(Mwu ha ha)
Myself with my WMDs
I shall light them up tonight!
Then all the Nations Praised him
(Praised him)
And they shouted out Glee from Fright
(Yipee)
'Roania, the Chempwhiping Bastard
(Bastard)
You'll go down in History!'
(Like, well, like Roania!)

Jingling sacks! Jingling Sacks!
Hauling all the way!
Break that Back!
Work the most and an extra ration today!

(repeated over and over again for the sake of destroying all individualistic thought)

Thanks for that nice color coding Roania, here's a special song for you...

"You know Resi and Japann
And Crimmond and RF,
Slag and Hack
And Sratch and SB
But do you recall
The most famous Nation of all?

I feel honored. But that my just be indigestion... :wink:

<snip>[/i]

Hmm... you're just asking to be reannexed, aren't you.

All right, you win. Starting tomorrow, you are a state of Roania.

EDIT: Yes, TOC. I do have my limit.

You're just no fun Roani! Besides, that is praise. I see no bad things in it about you.

You're just no fun Roani! Besides, that is praise. I see no bad things in it about you.

I see. So, if I was to write an OOC song, similar to that, about you... you'd haul me out for flaming.

So, if that's ooc it's a reason to invade, and OOC I can mo dalert it.

No, actually, if anyone wrote a song anything close (or even much worse then that) about me I'd probably laugh a bunch, and be honored, as no one knows me in NS enough to write a song about me.

No, actually, if anyone wrote a song anything close (or even much worse then that) about me I'd probably laugh a bunch, and be honored, as no one knows me in NS enough to write a song about me.

Fair enough. But you wrote 4 songs about me, each of them making personal attacks.

And the last one would be reason to turn TOC into a crater, forget anything else.

Okay, no... I wrote one in honor of you (Silent Night) and one about you (R. Reighndeer) The other 3 were about NationStates overall, and no one perticular person.

Fine. But I notice you have no defense againt my accusations.

The last one was a pun of you. But can you really deny you use WMDs? You own the word Chemwhip. I mean come on....

The last one was a pun of you. But can you really deny you use WMDs? You own the word Chemwhip. I mean come on....

A) You called me a bastard
B) You mean parody
C) That's my word, no-one else is allowed to use it, especially puppet states.
D) Not anymore, I don't.

A) Would you like me to change it to "Chemwhipping Nation?" I just thought bastard put more force into it...
B) Yes, I did...
C) I'm not your puppet state!
D) Good that you don't, but you are the most infamous WMD user on the forums...

A) Would you like me to change it to "Chemwhipping Nation?" I just thought bastard put more force into it...
B) Yes, I did...
C) I'm not your puppet state!
D) Good that you don't, but you are the most infamous WMD user on the forums...

A) Find some other thing.
B) Change it, then.
C) I have four million soldiers inside TOC. Remember?
D) I'll tell Melkor that. He'll be thrilled.

A) But you do CHEMPWHIP! I mean, the word is you. Everybody knows that is you when they hear it!
B) ...
C) If I recall, I never actually said 'Okay' in the TG. I just negotiated the terms, and then never really accepted completely. :P But we still agreed to the terms, so sure, you have 4 million men in my country... Wow, that's alot...
D) Would you rather I changed it to Melkor then? You're both Infamous...

Resi the great godmodder,
had a big ol' cardboard store.
And if you ever saw it,
the specs would make you cringe in horror.

All of the good RPers,
used to laugh at lame Jai tales.
They never let poor Resi
use money from his nation-sales.

Then one laggy NS eve,
Resi had to say:
"Man I'm sick of all their spite,
I should nuke a n00b tonight."

Still all the nations loathed him,
but at least they grudgingly
told poor godmodding Resi
He'd go down in infamy!