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Channel 21 News - Vampires Burnt on Pyres in Gortek City Centre

The ten o'clock news with Katie Goldferne and Michael North

Katie: Wecome viewers to a ten o'clock news special covering the recent events in Gortek city centre with me, Katie Goldferne...

Michael: And me Michael North. Earlier today at the national time of 8:00pm a group of six vampires were burned to the stake after being found guilty of being vampires.

Katie: It was said that they were captured on film by the CCTV camera system safely securing our streets, the system is said to contain heat imaging that allows our forces to see the body temperature of every person in the line of sight as well as normal camera imaging... cpmparing the two would show vampires to be invisable to the heat imaging system as they would have adopted the outside tempature.

Michael: Once these vampires were confirmed to be vampires using the footage, peacekeepers made their raid mid-day in order to keep the public safe. Minimal damage was caused to the surrouding area and the peacekeeper claim that no man was injured in the capture of these evil creature. They say that during the day you average vampire becoming tired and lacks the real energy to move with it's normal strength and speed.

Katie: With this capture they secure the group heavily guarded cells until their excecution was organised. The excecution was then announced to the public for this 8:00pm and then completed with full security in place... needless to say the creatures did not survive the event.

Michael: Thats right Katie, the government representing lord Zoltan simply stated that vampires are an abomination and they will not rest unitl they have destroyed every single one in this just nation, as per normal Zoltan completed his rounds of the nation today with no comment...

Katie: Though he did fly over by Mrs. Gumble's house today after overhearing an argument the two were having over a poor cooked meal.

Michael: In this case he simply lifted the roof off of their home and inquired as to why they were fighting, needless to say the couple instantly stopped their fighting to look up at our 20 story leader who was looking down at them. They simply replied... "Nothing important your grace... just a poorly made dinner by the wife" after which they continued arguing.

Katie: It's nice to see that our citizens have gotten used to our Red Dragon ruler who has proved to be quite the figure head for the nation as a whole... thankfully he doesn't demand much more then gold... though the auto-industry lobby is still rather disapointed with the ban on cars for casual use.

Michael: Still, it's made the air alot cleaner... Stay tuned becuase after the break we have more nation news...


Lord Zoltan's rule, a look into the nation behind this... (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=74601&highlight=)

We are pleased that another nation has taken these steps to destroy the creatures amongst us.


Beuracratic Office of Rewards
The Most Holy Principality of Roania

How utterly disgusting and appalling. For so called civilzed people to murder intelligent beings who were doubtless moments before simply living their peaceful lives is a horror that should make those who love freedom and liberty cringe.
It seems that bigotry is rearing its ugly head in the world once again. Turgosheim's Foreign Office intends to lodge a protest with the UN Sentient Peoples' Rights Commission.

A spokesperson for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Problem, vampires are not among the living, they are about as alive as zombies, skeletons, draugs and other undead and they prey apon the living. I'd take the rights of the living over the rights of the dead that walk anyday.

~King Alern

Their unholy Abominations, the dead that walk and prey apon the living and should be destoryed.

~Archbishop Vorn.

[To Roania]

Yes, we are also pleased that other nations are taking such precautions against such naturally evil creatures... don't get me wrong, we are not a naturally regious nation, but we do recognise that these... things... are not good for our society. They masquerade as humans and feed from their blood like leachs... we can't be having them nor can we trust them not to corrupt our society and politicians.

It is better off this way and we are glad to see nations such as your selves supporting us and our actions. I can only hope we agree on many other issues as well.

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Zoltan's Advisor, Jake Smithe

We of the Federation of Very Annoying Peoples are absolutely disgusted in the actions taken within the Gortek City Centre at 8:00 PM. We, having been outcasts ourselves, welcome all Vampiric lifeforms to move to teh Renous Prime region. We host blood drives amongst our humans to help feed the small-but-growing Vampiric population, and we also donate criminals that are sentenced to death for their crimes.

[To Turgosheim]

The UN will not lift a finger, they never do... they are a usless organisation that never gets anything done other then making it's members adhere to more and more rules. I'm afraid your protest will be lost in the many other small unimportant issues...

Anyways, how can the dead have rights? They are a danger to our society and that has been proven again and again... we will not allow it to be proven anymore. How about you go and jostle some other nation about it's slavery laws or something... your complaint will go unheard here.


As for the "Very Annoying Peoples" we care not for your condemnation... the few vampires that live here can move to your region if they like, but if we catch them leaving we will burn them no the less.

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Zoltan's Advisor, Jake Smithe

Bump for Great Justice!

"You can't burn them just for having big ugly teeth and biting people and stuff! Well...to be honest, if we had any vampires we would do pretty much the same...lucky we haven't got any...isn't it Jack? Hey...what are you doing with those...teeth? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" :D

Vampires are not dead. Nor are they alive. Vampires have not pasted beyond the veil only to be reanimated into the bodies they lived in. Vampires are on the borderline of life and death. We are not undead as you might suggest.

Kain Irenicus

You are vampires?

*Adds you on list of bad holiday places*

(OOC Should have said. I will not explain, but Kain Irenicus is not a nation. Kain used to have one. It is purely for rp purposes, I rarely rp nations now.)

I'm not impressed. I treat my citizens like a resource and extract everything I can from them. I make them listen intently to my cruel announcements and I make them sing distorted alterations of Christmas songs.

Jingling sacks! Jingling Sacks!
Hauling all the way!
Break that Back!
Work the most and an extra ration today!

The Master
The Hive Incarnate
God unto all Citizens

[To Kain Irenicus]

Hm... our own study of vampires shows that they kill off all humanity in their host first before they convert them into vampires, the process is called, in vampiric circles, siring. However this is enough for us to count the process as animating the dead and as such they are seen as "Undead".

You are welcome to come to our nation and argue the fact Kain, we've even got a prye with your name on it in Grovnor Square...

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Zoltan's Advisor, Jake Smithe

Why not kill the homeless, People who need organ transplants, and religion? They all leach off of society as well, but you don't(usually) see churches being burnt down along with everyone inside. If you were embraced would you toss yourself into the flames to save your "society"?

[To Kain Irenicus]

Hm... our own study of vampires shows that they kill off all humanity in their host first before they convert them into vampires, the process is called, in vampiric circles, siring. However this is enough for us to count the process as animating the dead and as such they are seen as "Undead.

You are welcome to come to our nation and argue the fact Kain, we've even got a prye with your name on it in Grovnor Square...



Define humanity.

Define humanity.

Actually, we meant that they physically kill the humans before they become a vampire... we are not going to get dragged into a morality argument. They are simply a danger to our populace.

As for arguements that we may as well burn bums as well as other society "leechs" I would argue that they do not kill our people and do not try and subvert our leadership. Vampires have been proven to have attemped both.

Basically put, Vampires are evil beings and as such they will be burned.

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Zoltan's Advisor, Jake Smithe

From the Most Unholy Desk of the Bloodfyre Hekkataeye, Prime Ministerial Trinity of the Unspeakable

This act is an outrage of the most foully poetic order, and the legislature implicit to the ruling sheds an eerie light upon an abominable judicial authority and a damnably complacent public, sucking their vile semblance of life from the pristine, unpierced teat of MTV, CNN and Cartoon Network, with the notable exception of that kicking Clone Wars microseries.
The nation of Goth Haven decries this atrocity and condemns those parties which perpetrated it, namely all those who failed to rail against it and summarily compose at least one dirge lamenting the idiocy of the throngs of bovine fascists by who’s furtive hands this funeral march we call life was made... Well, a funeral march.
In an unquestionably futile attempt to garner sympathy from the international community of conformist drones, the Executive Dark Overlords of Goth Haven have instituted a national state of sulking, to commence at the witching hour tonight and last a presently indeterminate span.
This protest, devised to be the most vociferous show of communal apathy since the Great Depression of October, will eventually culminate in an act of socioeconomic suicide, viz the scuttling of five Blood Avenger class destroyers, the Caine, Caine, Kain, Ravenshadow and Darkraven, all captained by publically outed vampires. Said scuttling is slated to occur as soon as said vessels reestablish radio contact and return to port, all hands present and accounted for.
As our entreaties shall doubtless fall on ears deafened by mindless servitude to the drum of mainstream consumerist whoredom, we shall follow this act of suicide by indefinitely abating all functions of the House of Unlawful Congress, the Benighted Cabinet, and the Infernal Courts, as well as all subordinate administrative echelons and civil service roles. Pertinent officials shall adjourn to their respective basements and refuse to answer any calls nor entertain guests until such time as they are notified, by currently uncertain means, that the nations of the world have capitulated.
We shall persist in this cosmically fruitless national outcry until all guilty parties delineated above confess to being stupid. Should this not come to pass, we will hex the aforementioned at regular intervals.
Furthermore, the undersigned have all resolved to get serpent/bat/blood/fire motif tattoos commemorating this most inauspicious act of international ignorance.

Alucard Bloodfyre, Vice Overlord of Foreign Affairs
Alucard Darkkfyre, Dark Overlord of Foreign Affairs
Vlad Darkkfyre Deathe, Dark Overlord of Lost Souls/Immigration
Dark Darkly, Undersecretary of Darkness
Chandra Darkshadow, Blood Countess of Trade
Whisper X, Blood Countess of Darke Magickes and Agriculture


PS: xXVlad Blo0dAvEnGerXx()=|===>, Dark Overlord of War, Vengeance, Brooding Fury, Blood Feuds, Death Feuds, National Vendettas, the Black List, Foes and Mundanes, Fascist Sheep, Fascist Cattle, Jocks, and Vampire Hunting has requested that his name be stricken from the above list, stating his resolution to acquire a tattoo of the previously stated nature is “Just my way of being hardcore” and, furthermore, that the Bloodfyre Hekkataeye itself was “Just another dupe for the [vampires] to [delude], so [stop bothering] me, [sundry juxtapositions of genitalia and expletives of indeterminate origin]”. Just ignore him.

Erm...that was Goth Haven, not North Misc. North Misc couldn't give half a damn. The North Misc government is off shotgunning tequila slammers and trying to merge into Cabal, a Union of Many, and the government gofer is too busy fending off biker gangs and that cyborg with the eyepatch who throws scorpions at people to notice this sorta thing.
So, erm... sorry.

Edit: Gofer Bill's friends, Steve and Carol, are gofering for the gofer. They do not give half a damn, either. Bill took a scorpion to the shoulder, but it was an ordinary, venomous scorpion, not a scorpion-bomb, and Bill had some antidote on hand. The congressional debate on third trimester abortions continues unabated.

Define humanity.

Actually, we meant that they physically kill the humans before they become a vampire... we are not going to get dragged into a morality argument. They are simply a danger to our populace.

As for arguements that we may as well burn bums as well as other society "leechs" I would argue that they do not kill our people and do not try and subvert our leadership. Vampires have been proven to have attemped both.

Basically put, Vampires are evil beings and as such they will be burned.



How can you judge a vampire as evil? I am curious to your logic here. You imply that I am evil regardless of my actions because I am a vampire. What makes a vampire so evil?

How can you judge a vampire as evil? I am curious to your logic here. You imply that I am evil regardless of my actions because I am a vampire. What makes a vampire so evil?

I must admit, your ignorance is a testiment to vampiric stupidity... we have already stated that these creatures have been proven to kill our populace and to attempt subvert our government... do I really need to repeat myself so often.

Thankfully we have new technologies for detecting their presence so they do not pose as much of a threat as they used to.

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Zoltan's Advisor, Jake Smithe

So if a human would kill your populance, and subvert your goverment, under your definition would that human being be evil. And also, should that human do that, would he by your own statements against vampires make the entire race (vampires are not a race, but that is another discussion) evil?

How very Roanian, but then we don't really bother Roania about their Vampire policies either as they are allies.

[To Kain]

Firstly, we do not recognise vampires right of existance, they are not a race of people, simply as disease like lycanphropy... only they have their own agena. Other creatures do not kill humans in order make more of themselves, vampires do... and once they have created another vampire by ruining a humans life, ripping them from their loved ones by damning them to a life of feeding off of humans blood, they kill more humans and then make more vampires to feel less damned.

They are a disease with an agenda and that is all there is to it. We will not accept that they are good deep down and we are not willing to change our ways becuase one of them disagrees. We do not have to justify our actions to one of your kind any more... we will continue with our course of action none the less.

Good day to you damned one, stay away from our nation lest you find yourself on one of our pyres.

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Zoltan's Advisor, Jake Smithe

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