RCA Storefront :GDODAD Preferred; Other people welcome:
OOC: All posts must be related to buying and selling.
We are pleased to offer to you, the discerning Dictator, our most recent stock. While many people would feel that you don't deserve our weapons, we believe that only you may truly appreciate them. Thus, we offer these to you, oh members of GDODAD, the only people who will truly appreciate our stock.
Besides, it's not as if the policies of the Council affect our business, no? Of course, if you are not a member of GDODAD, you may still purchase our items, but... they are not for the weak.
IC:
Weaponary Rings
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From top to bottom:
Ring of Water-Breathing
This ring contains a mechanical airshield generator, that quickly enfolds one person for one hour before requiring recharging. Perfect for that on the go spy/assassin.
COST: NS$2000 for one, plus recharger.
Poison dart ring
This ring generates a neural dart shooter that fires a ghostly green dart. While not existing in a 'real' sense, the person hit certainly thinks it, and the sleeping poison it despenses, are quite real. Great gift for that special someone, who works in 'exports'.
COST: NS$1500
Fire Ring
A perfect 'last chance' weapon, this sprays a fine liquid on to the target, which ignites on contact with air. We will provide you with refills at no extra charge.
COST: NS$2300
Shield Ring
Our finest product, this generates an anti-projectile/close-combat shield. Good for 400 laser blasts of medium frequency, 200 close combat assaults, 600 slow range projectile attacks. Being kept off in sunlight for 16 hours recharges it.
COST: NS$30000
Spy wear
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Leather Trench Coat
Any serious spy wouldn't be caught dead without this trench coat. With *16* places to keep concealed weapons, items, keys and stolen goods, this is one deal you can't pass up. Made from high quality leather!
COST: NS$300 for one, NS$900 for four.
http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:SvOUoZMvan8C:www.cloaksofireland.com/pics/opera/opera1.jpg
RCA Phase-Cape
This small cape contains a camo-field generator, that can cause the person to resemble the immediate area. But it can do so much more. When the command word is uttered, it can also, for a limited time (say, 35 minutes), make the person intangible! And of course, it only needs a brief period of time to recharge! Also keeps the rain off, and made out of %100 cotton! A more comfortable cloak, you'll never find.
Buy now! You'll never know when you'll need this!
Actual recharging time: 12 hours
COST: NS$60,000
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RCA Body Armor
A close fitting piece of body armor, protects against most laser, projectile, and magical blasts. Comes in male and female varieties. Won't make you invincible, but damn we can come close!
COST: NS$15,000
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This fine beret is the *thing* on the catwalks of Paris right now. Very chic. For a nominal extracharge of 50 NSdollars, we'll put the design of your choice on them.
COST: NS$4000 for 400.
Spy Weapons
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Thermal Detonator
Press the red button, and throw it. Then run like hell. 10 seconds after that button gets pressed, it's going to explode, taking out everything within 10 metres, turning it into ashes.
RCA takes no responsibility for any thing you may do with this item; up to and including loss of life, regicide, assassinations, etc. Remember, Thermal Detonators don't disintegrate people, people disintegrate people.
COST: $NS1000 for ten, $NS4000 for fifty. (We won't sell more than 50 at a time to any single customer)
http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:b5fZAavFH7EC:www.counter-strike.net/images/weapons/aug.jpg
RA-S22 Sniper Rifle
The king of sniper rifles, the RA-S22 can withstand being dropped from a 10th story window, has laser guided sights and a thermal scope, can use a variety of ammunition, and looks pretty damn good. At no extra charge we provide you with the necessary information to manufacture the ammunition for it.
COST: NS$120, 000
I will take 50 of your snipers
money wired
Cyberutopia
28-11-2003, 06:43
"The king of sniper rifles?" We beg to differ. In any case, we'll take 150 RCA Phase-Capes, and 200 Shield Rings.
I will take 50 of your snipers
money wired
*Grinds cigar into your emissary's skin*
Look, kid. I've seen dogs with bigger incomes than you. Maybe you'll be interested in something that is not going to blow your military budget for the year? Like... a stick?
"The king of sniper rifles?" We beg to differ. In any case, we'll take 150 RCA Phase-Capes, and 200 Shield Rings.
I'm afraid that there are industry regulations against selling that many shield rings at once to a single customer... such as common sense? Still, the customer is always right. An excellent choice, when you send us the money we'll send you the goods. Of course, the question is... can you pay the requisite 9 Million NSDollar asking price? Of course you can. So, send us the money...
http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:KPvOi8wv4eIC:spookysrpg.tripod.com/images/gallery/csm-3.jpg
Mr. Johnson
CEO of Roania Covert Arms
Al Anbar would like to purchase nine hundred Leather Trench Coats.
A request comes in for two of each ring, the last name scrawled in such a way it reads 'Workhik'. The address reads the smae as the palace in Minsk(my capital). One wonders who it could be...
OOC: It's a real order. No... really it is! The Overlord won't admit buying anything from the elves though. Bad for his image. ;)
Al Anbar would like to purchase nine hundred Leather Trench Coats.
Whatever you say, puffy cheeks. Since the discount is beyond even my amazing intelligence to calculate, we'll say that's NS$100, 000. Send us the money. We'll tell you where to find the goods.
A request comes in for two of each ring, the last name scrawled in such a way it reads 'Workhik'. The address reads the smae as the palace in Minsk(my capital). One wonders who it could be...
Don't worry, Your Majesty. RCA records are private. Your goods are flying to... a location which will be disclosed upon payment of the NS$120,000
http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:KPvOi8wv4eIC:spookysrpg.tripod.com/images/gallery/csm-3.jpg
Mr. Johnson
CEO of Roania Covert Arms
If you say they were shipped to my ass, I'm gonna cancel that transfer...
There, money is being transfered now.
OOC: I got ripped off once by some nation pulling that on me. Oh well... I trick the n00bs by demanding money in a way that confuses them, then threaten if they try to figure it out... I guess it all evens out.
If you say they were shipped to my ass, I'm gonna cancel that transfer...
There, money is being transfered now.
OOC: I got ripped off once by some nation pulling that on me. Oh well... I trick the n00bs by demanding money in a way that confuses them, then threaten if they try to figure it out... I guess it all evens out.
Overlord Moherick, we assure you that there is no large brown box inside the city park closest to your palace, and that the box that does not exist does not have a fairly large statue of a weasel on top of it.
<Bump> NS$50 Discounts for GDODAD Members!
TGRM has amassed the necessary amount of money (you can't believe how hard it was to get the banker to transfer human toes into dollars) to buy one RA-S22 Sniper Rifle. We are buying this as a model to help us study the structure and mechanics of firearms (rifles in particular). This gleened information will be used when our own study of weapons development begins.
*wires money*
The Brotherhood of Nod
28-11-2003, 11:19
The Brotherhood is interested, but hesitates to buy from a nation referring to himself as "Official Minion of Menelmacar".
TGRM has amassed the necessary amount of money (you can't believe how hard it was to get the banker to transfer human toes into dollars) to buy one RA-S22 Sniper Rifle. We are buying this as a model to help us study the structure and mechanics of firearms (rifles in particular). This gleened information will be used when our own study of weapons development begins.
*wires money*
Okay. Now, see, the gun is in that cave right behind you. No, that cave, see. Yeah. That's it.
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TgDTAhkYvrxM!TxPhVUgL85giwbXgiuvGW*Yc036RMdpEBxZzjB0fezx*UcmMCUqZrpSxUR*LIU2SweiSZY9eZXcpKjTJwlck!G UttCrnhZI8d*AtAf59w/Mr.%20Johnson.jpg?dc=4675449047242352825
Mr. Johnson
CEO of Roania Covert Arms
{NOD, this is a company. Roania is not a communist dictatorship, people are allowed to sell to 'official' enemies of the state. Besides, considering the predicament *you* left me in last time I was on your side...}
imported_Celeborne
28-11-2003, 11:36
Tagged for future shopping.
Okay. Now, see, the gun is in that cave right behind you. No, that cave, see. Yeah. That's it.
How expectedly racist of you. Oh well, I'll forgive you. Believe me, I feel like saying the same to the idiots that run our nation. Of course, I'd be dog food if I did, which is a complication. But I would like to extend a formal thank to you on behalf of helping the defense of our nation (defense of what, I don't have any clue...).
And besides that, we live in ransacked mansions...
OOC: As you probably don't know, the foreign minister of my nation is the only sophisticated member of his race, after a nasty misfire of a catapult to the noggin'. :lol:
Weaponary Rings
http://www.goodmansjewelers.com/ImgUpload/P_534137_558907.gif
From top to bottom:
Ring of Water-Breathing
This ring contains a mechanical airshield generator, that quickly enfolds one person for one hour before requiring recharging. Perfect for that on the go spy/assassin.
COST: NS$2000 for one, plus recharger.
Poison dart ring
This ring generates a neural dart shooter that fires a ghostly green dart. While not existing in a 'real' sense, the person hit certainly thinks it, and the sleeping poison it despenses, are quite real. Great gift for that special someone, who works in 'exports'.
COST: NS$1500
Fire Ring
A perfect 'last chance' weapon, this sprays a fine liquid on to the target, which ignites on contact with air. We will provide you with refills at no extra charge.
COST: NS$2300
Shield Ring
Our finest product, this generates an anti-projectile/close-combat shield. Good for 400 laser blasts of medium frequency, 200 close combat assaults, 600 slow range projectile attacks. Being kept off in sunlight for 16 hours recharges it.
COST: NS$30000
http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:SvOUoZMvan8C:www.cloaksofireland.com/pics/opera/opera1.jpg
RCA Phase-Cape
This small cape contains a camo-field generator, that can cause the person to resemble the immediate area. But it can do so much more. When the command word is uttered, it can also, for a limited time (say, 35 minutes), make the person intangible! And of course, it only needs a brief period of time to recharge! Also keeps the rain off, and made out of %100 cotton! A more comfortable cloak, you'll never find.
Buy now! You'll never know when you'll need this!
Actual recharging time: 12 hours
COST: NS$60,000
http://www.pbreview.com/pics/1013117857.jpg
RCA Body Armor
A close fitting piece of body armor, protects against most laser, projectile, and magical blasts. Comes in male and female varieties. Won't make you invincible, but damn we can come close!
COST: NS$15,000
py Weapons[/b]
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Thermal Detonator
Press the red button, and throw it. Then run like hell. 10 seconds after that button gets pressed, it's going to explode, taking out everything within 10 metres, turning it into ashes.
RCA takes no responsibility for any thing you may do with this item; up to and including loss of life, regicide, assassinations, etc. Remember, Thermal Detonators don't disintegrate people, people disintegrate people.
COST: $NS1000 for ten, $NS4000 for fifty. (We won't sell more than 50 at a time to any single customer)
http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:b5fZAavFH7EC:www.counter-strike.net/images/weapons/aug.jpg
RA-S22 Sniper Rifle
The king of sniper rifles, the RA-S22 can withstand being dropped from a 10th story window, has laser guided sights and a thermal scope, can use a variety of ammunition, and looks pretty damn good. At no extra charge we provide you with the necessary information to manufacture the ammunition for it.
COST: NS$120, 000[/quote]
I'll take: 10 sniper rifles,
10 body Armours,
10 of each tipe of ring,
10 of the Phase Capes,
200, Thermal detorntors
Hey, Roania! Mind if I... uh... check the warehouse for defects?
---Secret Meeting---
Nova to Kiro: "Don't forget to alter all of the weapons so that they can't be fired."
Kiro: "I know, I know... hey, what's that red light for?"
Both: "@#$%^&*|}{[]'";:/?.>,<`~!"
<Snip> Never quote the storefront again<Snip>I'll take: 10 sniper rifles,
10 body Armours,
10 of each tipe of ring,
10 of the Phase Capes,
200 Thermal detorntors
No can do, baby-cheeks. Did you read the magazine? NO MORE THAN 50 thermal detonators per customer. As to the other equipment, that totals up to NS$1, 108, 000. Send us the money.
Al Anbar would like to purchase nine hundred Leather Trench Coats.
Whatever you say, puffy cheeks. Since the discount is beyond even my amazing intelligence to calculate, we'll say that's NS$100, 000. Send us the money. We'll tell you where to find the goods.
For that, we demand a price reduction! 45,000 Dinars!
Al Anbar would like to purchase nine hundred Leather Trench Coats.
Whatever you say, puffy cheeks. Since the discount is beyond even my amazing intelligence to calculate, we'll say that's NS$100, 000. Send us the money. We'll tell you where to find the goods.
For that, we demand a price reduction! 45,000 Dinars!
NS$75, 000. I only take hard currency, thanks, and I have enough cigars to last me awhile.
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TgDTAhkYvrxM!TxPhVUgL85giwbXgiuvGW*Yc036RMdpEBxZzjB0fezx*UcmMCUqZrpSxUR*LIU2SweiSZY9eZXcpKjTJwlck!G UttCrnhZI8d*AtAf59w/Mr.%20Johnson.jpg?dc=4675449047242352825
Mr. Johnson
CEO of Roania Covert Arms
Al Anbar would like to purchase nine hundred Leather Trench Coats.
Whatever you say, puffy cheeks. Since the discount is beyond even my amazing intelligence to calculate, we'll say that's NS$100, 000. Send us the money. We'll tell you where to find the goods.
For that, we demand a price reduction! 45,000 Dinars!
NS$75, 000. I only take hard currency, thanks, and I have enough cigars to last me awhile.
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TgDTAhkYvrxM!TxPhVUgL85giwbXgiuvGW*Yc036RMdpEBxZzjB0fezx*UcmMCUqZrpSxUR*LIU2SweiSZY9eZXcpKjTJwlck!G UttCrnhZI8d*AtAf59w/Mr.%20Johnson.jpg?dc=4675449047242352825
Mr. Johnson
CEO of Roania Covert Arms
For your insults, we hereby boycott the Roanian Covert Arms (corporation, organization, whatever) and demand compensation for your slander!
(meh, cigars? Al Anbar does not make cigars!)
OOC: Considering that the dinar recently collapsed, about the only thing a Roanian could do with one is make it into a cigar.
OOC: Considering that the dinar recently collapsed, about the only thing a Roanian could do with one is make it into a cigar.
OOC: Of course, this is why we're using New Dinars now! :)
http://www.world-collectables.com/images/IRAQ84.jpg
The New Dinar.
Cyberutopia
29-11-2003, 06:41
"The king of sniper rifles?" We beg to differ. In any case, we'll take 150 RCA Phase-Capes, and 200 Shield Rings.
I'm afraid that there are industry regulations against selling that many shield rings at once to a single customer... such as common sense? Still, the customer is always right. An excellent choice, when you send us the money we'll send you the goods. Of course, the question is... can you pay the requisite 9 Million NSDollar asking price? Of course you can. So, send us the money...
http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:KPvOi8wv4eIC:spookysrpg.tripod.com/images/gallery/csm-3.jpg
Mr. Johnson
CEO of Roania Covert Arms
Encrypted Communque to Mr. Johnson
A single customer? We are afraid you do not understand. Either way, so long as we get what we wish, we have no qualms. The money shall arrive very soon. Just be alert for someone with a lot of money on them.
Committee of Secretive Affairs
Encrypted Communque to Mr. Johnson
A single customer? We are afraid you do not understand. Either way, so long as we get what we wish, we have no qualms. The money shall arrive very soon. Just be alert for someone with a lot of money on them.
Committee of Secretive Affairs
Very well. The money has arrived, and your goods are inside PO box 52 in the Cyberutopian capital airport. Now, this transaction never happened.
Cyberutopia
29-11-2003, 22:41
Encrypted Communique to Mr. Johnson
That would be correct, Mr. Johnson. A pleasure "not" doing business with you.
<Snip> Never quote the storefront again<Snip>I'll take: 10 sniper rifles,
10 body Armours,
10 of each tipe of ring,
10 of the Phase Capes,
200 Thermal detorntors
No can do, baby-cheeks. Did you read the magazine? NO MORE THAN 50 thermal detonators per customer. As to the other equipment, that totals up to NS$1, 108, 000. Send us the money.
Sorry i just have 10 spies I need to kit them out Money is being wired
OOC: Need to add this to links... I posted, and the thread disapeared from my own records.
IC: The goods are under your desk.