Aucklandland
28-11-2003, 02:38
The Dictator of Aucklandland, The Right Honourable Sir Barney Gumble of the Highest Order of Piss-heads, said today that he is opening up the space program to other like-minded countries. He was quoted as saying "I have gone through all of my subjects and none of them have the money, brains or the well-power to work in this program so I am asking any country out there to send people who can get this off the ground (yes that was a joke!!!!!). They also must bring with them, $1 billion dollars, to show that you are greatful for me to allow outsiders (the scum of the earth) to work in this fine country, hahahahahahahahah and also don't expect them back either hahahahahahahahahahahahah.
Also in other news, the public beheading of the Free Aucklandland from this hellhole has been called off as my mum found the kitchen knife that she lost about 6 months ago in my room.
This is Brendan Meehan signing off and I would like to remind you that I am earning big money and go home each night to a bed full of hookers.
Also in other news, the public beheading of the Free Aucklandland from this hellhole has been called off as my mum found the kitchen knife that she lost about 6 months ago in my room.
This is Brendan Meehan signing off and I would like to remind you that I am earning big money and go home each night to a bed full of hookers.