27-11-2003, 22:17
Last issue: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=96710
Bajon Continues Fight Against ADK Scum! (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=95837)
Bajoni forces continue to trounch ADK for their brutal and ruthless attack on civilian transports. Many people died a horrible and firey death at the hands of ADK, as well as a few cute puppies and furry kittens.
"The attacks will continue across ADK until their government is no longer capable of slaughtering innocent civilians." Said a Bajoni Captain. "Oh sure, they can attack unarmed people easily, but when they see our fleets swooping in, I wouldn't doubt if they're crapping their pants."
It is unclear at this time if GDODAD of LAGD forces are going to finish ADK off, but sources say that it may just happen. Stay tuned to GDODAD News for more updates.
Part 2: Automagfreek Becomes Political Whipping Boy AGAIN, (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=97803) and Yet Again. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=97796)
Automagfreek embassys continue to close around the globe in an unprecidented display of hated towards AMF for joining GDODAD. Embassys in Dr_Twist (A long time Automagfreek ally), Imperial Forces, and Russian Forces have closed, and more are expected to jump on the bandwagon. A Dr_Twist dignitary was aksed about their decision. "Well.....it seemed like the cool thing to do I guess...."
Liverpool England later condemned every nation that severed ties with Automagfreek on grounds that mere association with an alliance does not warrent dignitaries being thrown out of their nation. An Automagfreek ambassador was quoted as saying: "I just don't understand..." She said sobbing. "Why is everybody being so mean to us? Oh....you were talking about our embassys?" <link disconnected>
GDODAD To Start Trade Consortium?
While we do not know much, GDODAD leaders are discussing the idea of a trade consortium. This consortium would benefit those who are economically challenged, but alas nothing has bene finalized. We do not know any details at this time, except for that this idea is being discussed.
Turkeys Massacred In Baggera!
We are getting unconfirmed reports that in Baggera, hundreds of Thanksgiving turkeys are being rounded up and shot. An officer on the spot is quoted:" These turkeys stand for good stuff and giving thanks...something that we are opposed to! Death to the good turkeys!" This was being said as crackles of gunfire echoed off the buildings, followed by the cries of the heathen turkeys.
Reports are still sketchy, but we can confirm that looters have begun snatching up the bodies of the now deceased turkeys. It is prediected that they will be eaten.
Stay tuned for more GDODAD News as it happens!
Bajon Continues Fight Against ADK Scum! (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=95837)
Bajoni forces continue to trounch ADK for their brutal and ruthless attack on civilian transports. Many people died a horrible and firey death at the hands of ADK, as well as a few cute puppies and furry kittens.
"The attacks will continue across ADK until their government is no longer capable of slaughtering innocent civilians." Said a Bajoni Captain. "Oh sure, they can attack unarmed people easily, but when they see our fleets swooping in, I wouldn't doubt if they're crapping their pants."
It is unclear at this time if GDODAD of LAGD forces are going to finish ADK off, but sources say that it may just happen. Stay tuned to GDODAD News for more updates.
Part 2: Automagfreek Becomes Political Whipping Boy AGAIN, (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=97803) and Yet Again. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=97796)
Automagfreek embassys continue to close around the globe in an unprecidented display of hated towards AMF for joining GDODAD. Embassys in Dr_Twist (A long time Automagfreek ally), Imperial Forces, and Russian Forces have closed, and more are expected to jump on the bandwagon. A Dr_Twist dignitary was aksed about their decision. "Well.....it seemed like the cool thing to do I guess...."
Liverpool England later condemned every nation that severed ties with Automagfreek on grounds that mere association with an alliance does not warrent dignitaries being thrown out of their nation. An Automagfreek ambassador was quoted as saying: "I just don't understand..." She said sobbing. "Why is everybody being so mean to us? Oh....you were talking about our embassys?" <link disconnected>
GDODAD To Start Trade Consortium?
While we do not know much, GDODAD leaders are discussing the idea of a trade consortium. This consortium would benefit those who are economically challenged, but alas nothing has bene finalized. We do not know any details at this time, except for that this idea is being discussed.
Turkeys Massacred In Baggera!
We are getting unconfirmed reports that in Baggera, hundreds of Thanksgiving turkeys are being rounded up and shot. An officer on the spot is quoted:" These turkeys stand for good stuff and giving thanks...something that we are opposed to! Death to the good turkeys!" This was being said as crackles of gunfire echoed off the buildings, followed by the cries of the heathen turkeys.
Reports are still sketchy, but we can confirm that looters have begun snatching up the bodies of the now deceased turkeys. It is prediected that they will be eaten.
Stay tuned for more GDODAD News as it happens!