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Roania
27-11-2003, 10:01
<Future Tech/Fantasy future tech/fantasy>

OOC: All posts must be related to buying and selling.

IC:

Weaponary Rings

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From top to bottom:

Ring of Water-Breathing

This ring contains a mechanical airshield generator, that quickly enfolds one person for one hour before requiring recharging. Perfect for that on the go spy/assassin.

COST: NS$2000 for one, plus recharger.

Poison dart ring

This ring generates a neural dart shooter that fires a ghostly green dart. While not existing in a 'real' sense, the person hit certainly thinks it, and the sleeping poison it despenses, are quite real. Great gift for that special someone, who works in 'exports'.

COST: NS$1500

Fire Ring

A perfect 'last chance' weapon, this sprays a fine liquid on to the target, which ignites on contact with air. We will provide you with refills at no extra charge.

COST: NS$2300

Shield Ring

Our finest product, this generates an anti-projectile/close-combat shield. Good for 400 hits, being kept off in sunlight recharges it.

COST: NS$3000


Spy wear

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RCA Phase-Cape

This small cape contains a camo-field generator, that can cause the person to resemble the immediate area. But it can do so much more. When the command word is uttered, it can also, for a limited time (say, 35 minutes), make the person intangible! And of course, it only needs a brief period of time to recharge! Also keeps the rain off, and made out of %100 cotton! A more comfortable cloak, you'll never find.

Buy now! You'll never know when you'll need this!

Actual recharging time: 12 hours

COST: NS$45,000

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RCA Body Armor

A close fitting piece of body armor, protects against most laser, projectile, and magical blasts. Comes in male and female varieties. Won't make you invincible, but damn we can come close!

COST: NS$15,000

Spy Weapons

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Thermal Detonator

Press the red button, and throw it. Then run like hell. 10 seconds after that button gets pressed, it's going to explode, taking out everything within 10 metres, turning it into ashes.

RCA takes no responsibility for any thing you may do with this item; up to and including loss of life, regicide, assassinations, etc. Remember, Thermal Detonators don't disintegrate people, people disintegrate people.

COST: $NS1000 for ten, $NS4000 for fifty. (We won't sell more than 50 at a time to any single customer)
Automagfreek
27-11-2003, 10:04
We'll take some of those JT Paintball Chest protector look-alike things. Send us 5 for testing.

http://www.max.rcs.it/010peo/01per/0207/2200/img2.jpg
Chairman Samuel Jackson
-Department of Defense-
G.D.O.D.A.D


OOC: :D
Roania
27-11-2003, 10:08
We'll take some of those JT Paintball Chest protector look-alike things. Send us 5 for testing.

http://www.max.rcs.it/010peo/01per/0207/2200/img2.jpg
Chairman Samuel Jackson
-Department of Defense-
G.D.O.D.A.D


OOC: :D

We'll get drummed out of the LAGD for this... but what the hell. Business is business, right?

That'll be NS$75,000.
imported_Celeborne
27-11-2003, 10:09
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27-11-2003, 10:10
sounds good, but that shield thing... when you say "400 hits" what exactly does that mean? punches?
Automagfreek
27-11-2003, 10:11
That'll be NS$75,000.

Wired.

This transaction never happened.

http://www.max.rcs.it/010peo/01per/0207/2200/img2.jpg
Chairman Samuel Jackson
-Department of Defense-
G.D.O.D.A.D


OOC: Check out some of JT's and 32 Degrees' other chest protectors, they look kewl and futuristic!
Roania
27-11-2003, 10:12
sounds good, but that shield thing... when you say "400 hits" what exactly does that mean? punches?

OOC: It's what I've been using, for lack of a better word. It means that it will take 400 blows from any weapon, projectile or physical.

If anyone has a better word, please tm me!
Roania
27-11-2003, 10:18
Wired.

This transaction never happened.

http://www.max.rcs.it/010peo/01per/0207/2200/img2.jpg
Chairman Samuel Jackson
-Department of Defense-
G.D.O.D.A.D


OOC: Check out some of JT's and 32 Degrees' other chest protectors, they look kewl and futuristic!

OOC: I picked that one, because it looked as if it would fit beneath clothes better than the others.

IC: You're damn right it didn't. The items that you did not purchase are not currently inside a wooden box that is not lying inside the Automagfreek Embassy in Roan City.

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:KPvOi8wv4eIC:spookysrpg.tripod.com/images/gallery/csm-3.jpg
Mr. Johnston
CEO, Roanian Covert Arms
27-11-2003, 10:19
sounds good, but that shield thing... when you say "400 hits" what exactly does that mean? punches?

OOC: It's what I've been using, for lack of a better word. It means that it will take 400 blows from any weapon, projectile or physical.

If anyone has a better word, please tm me!OOC: Umm... so for a fifth the cost of a freaking Rolex, you can buy an invincibility ring??
Roania
27-11-2003, 10:20
sounds good, but that shield thing... when you say "400 hits" what exactly does that mean? punches?

OOC: It's what I've been using, for lack of a better word. It means that it will take 400 blows from any weapon, projectile or physical.

If anyone has a better word, please tm me!OOC: Umm... so for a fifth the cost of a freaking Rolex, you can buy an invincibility ring??

OOC: Hey, that's a Rolex! Besides, considering spies get shot at a lot, and the recharging time... I'm actually overcharging. Now no more posts not related to buying or selling, thank you!
Automagfreek
27-11-2003, 10:20
IC: You're damn right it didn't. The items that you did not purchase are not currently inside a wooden box that is not lying inside the Automagfreek Embassy in Roan City.

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:KPvOi8wv4eIC:spookysrpg.tripod.com/images/gallery/csm-3.jpg
Mr. Johnston
CEO, Roanian Covert Arms

OOC: LMAO!!!!

IC:

I know not what you speak of...

http://www.max.rcs.it/010peo/01per/0207/2200/img2.jpg
Chairman Samuel Jackson
-Department of Defense-
G.D.O.D.A.D
Roania
27-11-2003, 11:07
<BUMP>
The Ctan
27-11-2003, 11:15
sounds good, but that shield thing... when you say "400 hits" what exactly does that mean? punches?

OOC: It's what I've been using, for lack of a better word. It means that it will take 400 blows from any weapon, projectile or physical.

If anyone has a better word, please tm me!

OOC: Very entertaining.

You'd be better measuring it's denensive capability in terms of energy, say, megajoules. Let's face it, being hit by a ping pong ball is not equal to being shot with a capital ship laser. Then I could mention conservation of momentum, whatever you do, don't get hit by a train or something...
Dyelli Beybi
27-11-2003, 11:31
The Dyelli Beybian Intelligence services took one look at the display and left in disgust at the lack of berets, trench coats and sinister black leather jackets.
Roania
28-11-2003, 05:52
The Dyelli Beybian Intelligence services took one look at the display and left in disgust at the lack of berets, trench coats and sinister black leather jackets.

OOC: To be fair, any agency worth its stuff provides its own berets, trench coats, and black leather jackets.
29-12-2003, 20:58
I'll take one of each ring. All for myself. I'm the only really important person in the country anyways... foolish mortals! *menacing cackle* The money will be wired upon reciept of the rings, which can be delivered to the Agency for the Safety of Syramia (ASS for short). Thanks, and have a lovely day.
Dyelli Beybi
07-01-2004, 12:30
Am I allowed to market some of my spy gear here, like the 'genuine moustache' and 'trousers of infidelity'?