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Black market only!
The DSRO would like to buy explosives (especially C4), more AK-47's, and if possible, some nukes.
We will pay in cash...

You could buy that legitimately in Ravenspire. Well, except for the nukes...

Ministry of Trade Flunky

I could hook you up with suppliers for all those items. But, we have to communicate privatly.

I could hook you up with suppliers for all those items. But, we have to communicate privatly.

I would assume that since you are a day-old nation, you'll be getting your supplies from another country.

http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/nsig.jpg (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=97342)

Black market only!
The DSRO would like to buy explosives (especially C4), more AK-47's, and if possible, some nukes.
We will pay in cash...

Is it alright if the government of Yurka "donated" a few nuclear weapons to your cause? Keep it under wraps though...What size are you looking for? 8)

We have a new shipment of black market flowers in stock. Make love not war.

We have a new shipment of black market flowers in stock. Make love not war.

OMG i pricked my finger on t3h throns on t3h flowerz and i delcare whar on j00!!!!!!11111111oneoneone

Err, or something.

Every rose has its thorn. But that one was also smeared with a deadly poison :twisted:

(j/k)

Every rose has its thorn. But that one was also smeared with a deadly poison :twisted:

(j/k)

For some reason that reminds me of Dr. Thrax in C&C Generals Zero Hour...

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Black market only!
The DSRO would like to buy explosives (especially C4), more AK-47's, and if possible, some nukes.
We will pay in cash...

Is it alright if the government of Yurka "donated" a few nuclear weapons to your cause? Keep it under wraps though...What size are you looking for? 8)

Hmm... about 10-30 kilotons. Not so big.

We'll give you 60. You'll need to come to the Nod-Gamorra region and go to a few of my ICBMs to get them. Unfortunately my country has been clensed. Casualties are already over 1 billion. now i don't want to name names but *cough allanea cough*. Hopefully my deadly virus will help the casualties of the war pass on.

----Sends the coordinates to his nuclear weapons----

Thank you for that.
We sent one of our supply units there.
We hope nations like Euroslavia won't try to kill them in the way...

The BIO (Bristle intelligence organisation) headquarters had several thousand workers all monitoring radio signals. This day a perculiar signal came through on a radio. After a quick decryption process by the regions top slicers it appeared as co-ordinates. The intelligence organisation was puzzled by the string of numbers, it apperared as if they were in the territory of Yurka. The commanders of Bio informed Lapse of this location. Yuyrka was a nation that had justy taken heavy casualties ina war, they were as such, after losing 1 billion people a relativlly undefendd nation.



When The overlord heard of these coordinates he immediatly sent a message to the ruler asking what the co-ordinats were of. Recieveing no reply, the overlord oredered a low ranking soldier to keep hailing the nation in query to the co-ordinates

It'll take about a day for our agents to get there.
They'll come from our Asia department (which, btw, was bombed (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=97825) today).
Yurka, are you sure they'll be safe there?

The BIO (Bristle intelligence organisation) headquarters had several thousand workers all monitoring radio signals. This day a perculiar signal came through on a radio. After a quick decryption process by the regions top slicers it appeared as co-ordinates. The intelligence organisation was puzzled by the string of numbers, it apperared as if they were in the territory of Yurka. The commanders of Bio informed Lapse of this location. Yuyrka was a nation that had justy taken heavy casualties ina war, they were as such, after losing 1 billion people a relativlly undefendd nation.



When The overlord heard of these coordinates he immediatly sent a message to the ruler asking what the co-ordinats were of. Recieveing no reply, the overlord oredered a low ranking soldier to keep hailing the nation in query to the co-ordinates

A static filled message finally arrives at Lapse, "Hello, I am Emperor Yurka VII, unfortunately i can't comment on specifics, but i need to get rid of some things from my nation, and due to nuclear fall-out of my neighbors and myself by the Edolia/Allanea/Corpiosa Scotia/Ilek-Vaad alliance cannot afford to risk and more of my people. Farewell." The message blipped off to prevent it from being scanned from the enemy.

It'll take about a day for our agents to get there.
They'll come from our Asia department (which, btw, was bombed (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=97825) today).
Yurka, are you sure they'll be safe there?

Yes, just watch out for the main cities, the fallout has taken a heavy toll on the region, but as long as you stay far away from any of the coordinates in red that i've put down, you should be alright. I'd send a scout to give them to you, but unfortunately most of them are dead. We will double the amount of nuclear weapons we will give you. Each ICBM site has around 4 nuclear missiles, ranging from size of 50kt-1mt. Goodluck, and take all you can carry.

Ok.
Some DSRO agents in the area were sent to the border to wait for the trucks (6-8 trucks).
They'll also secure the route these trucks will pass.

Ok.
Some DSRO agents in the area were sent to the border to wait for the trucks (6-8 trucks).
They'll also secure the route these trucks will pass.

The nukes are packaged and ready to ship. Remember to keep this secret though :wink: