I would like to buy a simple dinghy and a fishing pole for the people of my country so that they can feed themselves on the tiny island of new south centralia. Please send all available product offers directly to the vice headmaster.
I forgot to add, I can only pay you in kumquats until our monetary devaluation rebounds.
Kaukolastan
26-11-2003, 09:39
How about a stick of dynamite? You can fish or defend your country or demolish an old building! We'll give you a couple free sticks. Just light and chuck into a pond. You'll have dead fish floating up in seconds!