NationStates Jolt Archive

Scarabian Zinger Contest

26-11-2003, 07:54
The Sultan of Scaraba, for amusement purposes, has announced a worldwide zinger and one-liner contest. The best zinger or one-liner will be rewarded with all the bragging rights you can eat. In the interest of fairness, there will be no comedians from Scaraba entering. However, the contest is open to every other nation on the face of the earth. This contest will only be on for the next 36 hours. And remember, the Sultan is a fickle audience. Seemingly inconsequential flubs can reflect harshly upon a nation. Beware! And semper ubi sub ubi, even though the Sultan never does.
26-11-2003, 17:40
No one's interested in pleasing the Sultan with their wit and joke-telling prowess? A shame!
26-11-2003, 18:40
I would, but if you excuse me, I have to go put water in the sultan's mother's dish.
26-11-2003, 18:46
Oh snap!
28-11-2003, 23:31
Starting up the zinger contest again...for the last time. 48 hours, best zinger wins a heaping helping of Slack.
28-11-2003, 23:33
You look like you fell out of the ugly tree, and your face hit every branch on the way down.