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Roania renounces Weapons of Mass Destruction

Roania
26-11-2003, 07:43
Prince Alexander sighed as he read the report. "Are you certain that this is the only way to gain entry into CENNA?"

"Yes, Alexander." Alyanndra busied around him, telling aides and underlings their business. "Your Highness, wouldn't you like to go down as a visionary? The man who took a stand for what was right?"

Alexander sighed. "Very well. I expect military performance to remain the same. God knows it should increase morale."

"Yes, now if I may ask, what WMDs are we renouncing?" Minister for the Armed Forces, Edmund Hyacinth, asked. "Chemical, biological, radiological?"

"Yes, that's right. CBR. We don't have any nuclear weapons. Now, after this is done, get the warlabs working on napalm and Greek Fire. I want more Seasprays in our arsenal too, once this is done."

"Of course, m'lord... sir, the camera crew is here."

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My fellow Roanians, I come to you today to announce a new path for the Legions to take. I hereby renounce weapons of mass destruction, and vow that so long as I rule, there will be no seeking them.

We hope that the international community will join us in this. Finally, I am pleased to state that The Most Holy Principality of Roania will soon apply for CENNA membership, in the hope that in that way, we may serve our Overlady better.

God bless us. God bless Roania. And may God continue to protect and inspire the forces of order.
Alcona and Hubris
26-11-2003, 07:49
After reading the ISD breif in her hotel room. The Landgravine looks out the window. Her intelligence officer speaks up...

"Well isn't that nice..."

"It would be if we could believe such declarations, we shall treat Roania as though it had WMD, to do otherwise would be unsafe."
Roania
26-11-2003, 07:56
After reading the ISD breif in her hotel room. The Landgravine looks out the window. Her intelligence officer speaks up...

"Well isn't that nice..."

"It would be if we could believe such declarations, we shall treat Roania as though it had WMD, to do otherwise would be unsafe."

OOC: It's nice to know that my reputation is such that no-one trusts me.
Alcona and Hubris
26-11-2003, 08:03
After reading the ISD breif in her hotel room. The Landgravine looks out the window. Her intelligence officer speaks up...

"Well isn't that nice..."

"It would be if we could believe such declarations, we shall treat Roania as though it had WMD, to do otherwise would be unsafe."

OOC: It's nice to know that my reputation is such that no-one trusts me.

OOC: I wouldn't trust anyone who declares...I'm WMD free except for maybe Terran Sphere or a few of the other social 'do gooder' nations. Then I still would find it hard to fathom...
Roania
26-11-2003, 08:13
Come on, I'm sure that all of you have something to say! What is it?
imported_Celeborne
26-11-2003, 08:15
In the First Speaker's Office, Silvercity, Celeborne :

*Thump*

"Oh gods, the First Speaker has fainted"

*Officals start lookiing out the windows to see if the bacon has begun to fly away*


OOC: How do you apply for membership to CENNA ?
Roania
26-11-2003, 08:19
OOC: You spend 15 hours trying to get a tm through to Menelmacar. Then you get rejected and given another set of demands.

Then you fulfill them, and become a puppet state of the Noldorin Empire.
Cyberutopia
26-11-2003, 08:22
Has extremely unorthodox WMD and is proud of it. :roll:

Acting People's Representative Duo Migashi

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Roania
26-11-2003, 08:26
<Poll added>
Aztec National League
26-11-2003, 09:18
Offical proclamation by High Chief Quetzalcoatl, leader of the USSANL:

We appauld and salute the nation of Roania for this couragous stance. We too have banned cowardly WMDs in our nation and we are glad to see yet another nation do the same. May peace and prosperity be upon you my friend, and may you achive the goals that you desire by commencing in this valiant act.
Roania
27-11-2003, 06:10
<BUMP>
Ruhr
27-11-2003, 06:13
Dude, CENNA is dying.
Roania
27-11-2003, 06:15
Dude, CENNA is dying.

Yes, but I think that if I get into it, then I might actually get Menelmacar to refer to me as something other than "That small little nation that does whatever I tell it to."
Ruhr
27-11-2003, 06:19
Dude, CENNA is dying.

Yes, but I think that if I get into it, then I might actually get Menelmacar to refer to me as something other than "That small little nation that does whatever I tell it to."

So then you can become an official small little nation taht does whatever she tells you to?

Perhaps you should just wait for her to make the new alliance or reforms this one.
Xanthal
27-11-2003, 07:11
Xanthal admires any nation that can renounce WMDs. We are in fact ashamed to admit that we are too insecure to part with ours. It is a dangerous universe, and we must protect ourselves. Still, we have reduced our WMD load to less than 1% of what it was twenty years ago, so we are making progress.
Menelmacar
10-12-2003, 02:28
Menelmacar congratulates Roania on this new stance of cooperation and peace. Though CENNA is currently... troubled... your place in our hearts has warmed, and this gesture will not be forgotten.

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Elentári of the Eternal Noldorin Empire of Menelmacar
Regent of Lavenrunz, Chancellor of CENNA
"We have known freedom's price. We have shown freedom's power. We will see freedom's victory."
~US President George W. Bush
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Kaukolastan
10-12-2003, 02:50
The Director read the newspaper calmly, scanning for anything of import.

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Coughing, Kerrik tried not to choke on his toast. "Holy shit!" he exclaimed. "This has to be ploy." He shook his head, reread the news. "CENNA? Well, that kinda makes sense... but Black's a backstabbing twerp. Don't trust it. Nope. Keep building the stocks and ABM. Yeah. In fact, speed it up." he nodded his head, content again, and returned to his breakfast.
Dar-Kavryn
10-12-2003, 02:56
The government of Dar-Kavryn is pleased to hear that Roania has renounced weapons of mass destruction. However, we ourselves do not use missiles and have no air force, so we do not consider it a major sacrifice.
http://66.0.193.113/isroot/www11650/ProductImages/mrl1097.jpgNot that we are defenseless, mind you.
We have our own style of weapon, and it's more effective than one might think...
-Taryd, King of Dar-Kavryn
Eredron
10-12-2003, 03:04
The Dominion and Principalities of Eredron applauds the actions of Roania in turning away from weapons of mass destruction.
Phalanix
10-12-2003, 03:16
So does that mean that Phoenix dosn' have to worry about being nuked while he trys to blow s**t up?
Roania
10-12-2003, 03:21
So does that mean that Phoenix dosn' have to worry about being nuked while he trys to blow s**t up?

Um... yeah. From now on, conventional weapons will be used.
Phalanix
10-12-2003, 03:25
Sweet the Christmass Party in Phoenix is on then!
Also early warning Phoenix will be atending* that one.


*Atending as in getting so drunk he can't walk at all.
Roania
10-12-2003, 06:09
Menelmacar congratulates Roania on this new stance of cooperation and peace. Though CENNA is currently... troubled... your place in our hearts has warmed, and this gesture will not be forgotten.

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/sirithil/sirithilnosfeanor.gifLady Sirithil nos Fëanor
Elentári of the Eternal Noldorin Empire of Menelmacar
Regent of Lavenrunz, Chancellor of CENNA
"We have known freedom's price. We have shown freedom's power. We will see freedom's victory."
~US President George W. Bush
We Love the Iraqi Information Minister (http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com)
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Prince Alexander winced. "Scary... wah!"

Alysanndra rolled her eyes. "Repeat after me... not every elf is going to yell at you when you do something really, really stupid. Just me."

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Our thanks, Elentari.
Jeruselem
10-12-2003, 06:33
This is not normal for Roania, but membership of two alliances Roania should be protected enough. We are still VERY surprised.

Founder of Defenders of the Faith
Jeruselem
10-12-2003, 06:40
Prince Alexander sighed as he read the report. "Are you certain that this is the only way to gain entry into CENNA?"

"Yes, Alexander." Alyanndra busied around him, telling aides and underlings their business. "Your Highness, wouldn't you like to go down as a visionary? The man who took a stand for what was right?"

Alexander sighed. "Very well. I expect military performance to remain the same. God knows it should increase morale."

"Yes, now if I may ask, what WMDs are we renouncing?" Minister for the Armed Forces, Edmund Hyacinth, asked. "Chemical, biological, radiological?"

"Yes, that's right. CBR. We don't have any nuclear weapons. Now, after this is done, get the warlabs working on napalm and Greek Fire. I want more Seasprays in our arsenal too, once this is done."

"Of course, m'lord... sir, the camera crew is here."

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My fellow Roanians, I come to you today to announce a new path for the Legions to take. I hereby renounce weapons of mass destruction, and vow that so long as I rule, there will be no seeking them.

We hope that the international community will join us in this. Finally, I am pleased to state that The Most Holy Principality of Roania will soon apply for CENNA membership, in the hope that in that way, we may serve our Overlady better.

God bless us. God bless Roania. And may God continue to protect and inspire the forces of order.

Secret IC

Need help with napalm tech?
Roania
10-12-2003, 06:41
OOC: Please. Why would Roanians need help burning things?

Napalm isn't a WMD, right?
Jeruselem
10-12-2003, 06:50
OOC: Please. Why would Roanians need help burning things?

Napalm isn't a WMD, right?

Not really. Does not spread disease or chemicals on mass scale. Sends some nice look "toys" to military.