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Underaloz leaving the UN

Underaloz
25-11-2003, 18:11
Underaloz Tribune, today

A unanimous storm shakened the Council of the United Corporations of Underaloz last month.
It's Aigu Atako, CEO of the Sotek Corporation, that started it all, raising the issue during a reunion which topic was supposed to be the latest demographic reports: "I understand the United Nations are on par with our ideal of personal freedom and world peace, but it is far too intrusive economically. Look, given the birth rate we see on these very pages, we'll soon be a billion. How do you think we'll feed our citizens? With words? We certainly have one of the most efficient economy on the Enclave but the United Nations' over-regulation is killing any benefit we could make out of our hard sacrifices".
Surprisingly, Mr.Atako found a supporter into Pr.Alex McCormick, head of the Book Publishing Union and well-known detractor of the CEO, who wrote quite a heated editorial in the Red Union newspaper: "Did we have any problem with the Council so far? Yes but not as harmful as the latest UN resolution is. Actually, it's the Council which decided unions were needed. We elect our CEOs and they are forced to do their best if they want to keep their positions. Now what? To protect our rights, the UN members force our government into drastic measures that are absolutly uncalled for? What rights will we have left if we end up with nothing in our plates? I urge the Council to consider Mr.Atako's words. I despise the man but he's telling the truth".
Support of left-wing groups and unanimity of the Council would have been enough but, "to make a point and show the UN what liberty really means" said Stuart Townsend, CEO of the Sigma corporation, the Council let the people vote.
Yesterday at a stunning majority of 92.3%, the citizens of Underaloz decided to forget about the UN. "We leave the United Nations where they are," says Melissa Black, CEO of the McMurphy corporation. "Nowhere".
Five Civilized Nations
25-11-2003, 18:15
The departure of Underaloz, reveals serious questions in the way that the United Nations influences Nations that participate. Because of Underaloz's departure, the leaderless Five Civilized Nations have begun to consider the resignation from UN...
25-11-2003, 18:17
*applauds*

Thank you for leaving the UN (Underachieving Nincompoops)

We give you this badge as well:
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Underaloz
25-11-2003, 18:19
We give you this badge as well:
http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/naunm.jpg
Is this logo copyrighted? We would very much like to start producing badges using it. We foresee a great commercial potential within our borders.

-- Jack Malers
-- Palkin Corporation
Underaloz
25-11-2003, 18:24
The departure of Underaloz, reveals serious questions in the way that the United Nations influences Nations that participate. Because of Underaloz's departure, the leaderless Five Civilized Nations have begun to consider the resignation from UN...
Yes, we were great supporters of the UN in the past but, as our motto so judiciously states: "The Reverse Side also has a Reverse Side." The United Nations has slowly turned into a worldwide dictatorship and this organisation now denies the very reasons behind its creation.
We, people of Underaloz, believe in free will, so we will not tell any other country what direction it should take. However, we urge all governments to ponder the exact impact of the UN on their economy.

-- Aigu Atako
-- Sotek Corporation
-- Council of the UCU
Underaloz
25-11-2003, 18:45
(last bump before oblivion)
Jitano
25-11-2003, 18:46
well, good for you
Knootoss
25-11-2003, 20:50
Hear Hear, only leaving the UN is not a viable political option for me sadly...
Underaloz
26-11-2003, 18:08
Hear Hear, only leaving the UN is not a viable political option for me sadly...
Why is that?
Knootoss
26-11-2003, 20:20
Hear Hear, only leaving the UN is not a viable political option for me sadly...
Why is that?

Because I'm the UN delegate of the region 'Nederland', and that is too much fun to give up. 8) Basically leading the NS region of your RL homenation is kewl. Besides Knootoss is much too goody goody to leave the UN...
Underaloz
27-11-2003, 18:42
Because I'm the UN delegate of the region 'Nederland', and that is too much fun to give up. 8) Basically leading the NS region of your RL homenation is kewl. Besides Knootoss is much too goody goody to leave the UN...
Underloz was a UN delegate too... but we let that charge to another country.
Knootoss
27-11-2003, 23:56
Because I'm the UN delegate of the region 'Nederland', and that is too much fun to give up. 8) Basically leading the NS region of your RL homenation is kewl. Besides Knootoss is much too goody goody to leave the UN...
Underloz was a UN delegate too... but we let that charge to another country.
Hmmm.... well, I'm enjoying the delegacy so far. And I wouldn't want to puppeteer it out...
Kryozerkia
28-11-2003, 01:33
Because I'm the UN delegate of the region 'Nederland', and that is too much fun to give up. 8) Basically leading the NS region of your RL homenation is kewl. Besides Knootoss is much too goody goody to leave the UN...

Ah yes, I understand that feeling very well. You get this grip on power that you don't want to quite let go of...
Knootoss
28-11-2003, 13:32
Because I'm the UN delegate of the region 'Nederland', and that is too much fun to give up. 8) Basically leading the NS region of your RL homenation is kewl. Besides Knootoss is much too goody goody to leave the UN...

Ah yes, I understand that feeling very well. You get this grip on power that you don't want to quite let go of...

My preciousssssssssssssssss *pets ring of Delegacy*