We will buy your smurfs!
Do you have any smurfs lying around? We'll be glad to take them off your hands. We have discovered that they make wonderful pets, and damn good eating!
We will pay 100$ for 50 Smurfs.
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Dtt30Xn0AIEC:members.tripod.com/~MerryJane421/pic/gargamel2.jpg
Gargamel, Secretary of Evil
Kazar-Tiyon
25-11-2003, 09:28
"I won't sell any... I can always find a use for a victim."
(Sharpens knife, grins)
"I won't sell any... I can always find a use for a victim."
(Sharpens knife, grins)
GIVE THEM TO US!
[Pakled Parody]
We have 2,000,000 smurf. Will you make our smurf go?
Kazar-Tiyon
25-11-2003, 09:49
"I won't sell any... I can always find a use for a victim."
(Sharpens knife, grins)
GIVE THEM TO US!
I'll trade for humans... or elves... or any other sapient being.
Criminals are fine.
Norse Lands
25-11-2003, 09:53
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/1709/
This is the hidden message behind the Smurfs
"I won't sell any... I can always find a use for a victim."
(Sharpens knife, grins)
GIVE THEM TO US!
I'll trade for humans... or elves... or any other sapient being.
Criminals are fine.
Hmm... here, some Socialists.
imported_Celeborne
25-11-2003, 09:58
HHHMMmmmm...oddly enough I have no opinon on this, must be falling down on my do-gooder responsabilies.
HHHMMmmmm...oddly enough I have no opinon on this, must be falling down on my do-gooder responsabilies.
We will raise the price! 300$ for 50!
imported_Celeborne
25-11-2003, 10:03
I would sell you some, but I stuck grenades down the throats of all of the ones we found, and then shoved them down the throats of vampires...
Kazar-Tiyon
25-11-2003, 10:04
How many smurfs do you want for each?
How many smurfs do you want for each?
100 for each Socialist. We have 50 socialists, and...
Kazar-Tiyon
25-11-2003, 10:12
OK, I'll start gathering them immediately....
Boiled smurf, grilled smurf, fried smurf... the possibilities are endless!
imported_Celeborne
25-11-2003, 10:16
Bar-b-que smurf on a stick, just like momma used to make..Yummy
Qaaolchoura
25-11-2003, 10:38
I'll trade for humans... or elves... or any other sapient being.
Criminals are fine.
Hmm... here, some Socialists.
Or better yet, capitalists.
If you don't mind getting indigestion. :twisted:
Newbia's Automatic Citizen Counter.
***Engaging Program***
***Printing Log***
Let's see, with the smurf/human ratio being a hundred to one,
hold the zero, divide by hum-hum.
1.8 billion X 100 =...Sheeeit... :shock:
***Saving log as 'Holy f-...!'***
***Shutting down***
Considering that a smurf averages to about three inches in height.
This would amass approx to a gargauntuan blue mass that would sink manhattan back into the ocean.
Hm, I wonder how much gold you could turn that into... :wink:
Kazar-Tiyon
01-12-2003, 06:14
How many smurfs do you want for each?
100 for each Socialist. We have 50 socialists, and...
I've captured about 2,500 so far.... How do you want them shipped to you?
SilveryMinnow
01-12-2003, 06:28
The Republic of SilveryMinnow wiped out its smurfs like a cockroach problem years ago.
This was called the "Gargamel Act."
We have been smurf free since then. The secret is to locate the single smurfette that procreates all other smurfs and eliminate her.
Drakonian Imperium
01-12-2003, 06:47
"Smurfs!?" That was all the Drakonian Diplomatic Official could say before he fell to the ground laughing.
OOC: And another elaborately disguised tag is...tagged.
How many smurfs do you want for each?
100 for each Socialist. We have 50 socialists, and...
I've captured about 2,500 so far.... How do you want them shipped to you?
Put them in a large box, or something.
By the way, boiled smurf doesn't work. We tried, but we wound up with this useless gold metal.
Kazar-Tiyon
09-12-2003, 03:05
Kazar-Tiyon
15-12-2003, 23:39
OK, I've got 5,000. The box is on its way... Be careful when you open it; I had to pile them rather deep to get them all to fit, and some might try to escape. I await your payment; feel free to count them first, if you want.