NationStates Jolt Archive

They are too small and they are little BLUE communists. :lol:

and I'm the idiot

oops

did I say that?

MODALERT anyhow...wrong forum

Communists? Don't make me laugh. I am far from a communist, and would greatly appretiate it if you didn't slander my people in such a manner.

Führer Smurf

Communists? Don't make me laugh. I am far from a communist, and would greatly appretiate it if you didn't slander my people in such a manner.

Führer Smurf

I'll be damned if you're Fascist, either.

You're far too small, blue, and

*Pops one in mouth*

tasty...

...


Smurfs have high squeaky voices..

...
ƒR×Kaos Kestrel

Ah!

How dare you?!

Führer Smurf

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And here we have another example of anti-GDODAD and anti-dictatorship sentimate espoused by the self-proclaimed wardens of this world.

Were we to so callously kill a human, and eat them, we would be invaded and declared a threat to the world. How long will this silent aparthied continue? Dictatorships are not second-class countries. We are just as legitimate as any other nation. Not even communists are as abused as we are.

Gehirn Smurf

Ah!

How dare you?!

Führer Smurf

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And here we have another example of anti-GDODAD and anti-dictatorship sentimate espoused by the self-proclaimed wardens of this world.

Were we to so callously kill a human, and eat them, we would be invaded and declared a threat to the world. How long will this silent aparthied continue? Dictatorships are not second-class countries. We are just as legitimate as any other nation. Not even communists are as abused as we are.

Gehirn Smurf

OOC: Roania is a Dictatorship too, it's just decided that getting on Siri's badside is a bad idea.

Trust me, in evil terms I'm up there with NOD.

[ooc- Damn. Nothing ruins good propaganda like facts :P ]

[ooc- Damn. Nothing ruins good propaganda like facts :P ]

:P

Smurfs are small, but we think they are strong! Maybe 100 Smurfts can beat up a Pakled soldier.

Geordi says we have to read Gulliver's Travels. He is smart.

Lord Arithon sees Smerfs as puny, insignificant cretures that should be destroyed.

Of course we are strong! We are very, very strong. We have started cloning our strongest specimen, Stark Smurf. Soon, we will have an army of super-strong Smurfs. Behold:

http://www.fataldimensions.org/pics/smurf/hefty.jpg

Gehirn Smurf

Lord Arithon laughs at such a pitiful specimen. He invites you to come play with his demon.

http://www.digikitten.com/playhousev2/files/evilwill/demon.gif

^One of the many demon breed in Arithon

"Arise, smurfletariat! Throw off the oppressive chains of the Führer Smurf! Now, my fellow smurfs, this is how we build 9mm recoilless rifles in order to wreak havoc upon his minions, buildings, and human allies..."

Excerpted from a "Gefühl Smurf" pamphlet in circulation, entitled "How to Manufacture Weapons for the Smurfletariat"

"Kill them all! But then, thats my opinion about any "intelligent" race...."
-Kazar-Tiyon, slayer of the hero Jha'al-ze, ancient force of evil and destruction.
OOC: Sorry, I don't have a picture of him... imagine a figure in black armor & a black cloak, with glowing red eyes, carrying a black hilted sword with a ruby in the pommel and a dull gray blade serrated on the back. Then, if you aren't incredibly powerfull or suicidal, run away.

AP - In unrelated news, a nation-wide crackdown on all publishing houses was instituted this morning. Several crates of unidentified papers were burned, and many teenaged Smurfs were taken to jails in undisclosed locations.

The government offered no official comment, but an unamed official was quoted as saying, "These were acts of treason. We cannot have Smurfs rising up in revolt against our beloved Führer."

Here's the proof of Smurf Communism

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/1709/