24-11-2003, 20:10
Drunken Imperial Forces Dignitaries Speak (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=96192)
Officials from Imperial Forces, still quite shitfaced from a long party, made a statement to the world threatening GDODAD, or at least that's what we could decipher. "We're not entirely sure what IF was trying to say, but it definatly has to do with GDODAD, we know that much", said an unnamed GDODAD official. "Perhaps they should lay off the booze if they want to try and say something."
We are still awaiting further word from Imperial Forces authorities as to what exactly they were trying to say.
Automagfreek Becomes Political Whipping Boy (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=96283)
Since Automagfreek authorities decided to join and help build the GDODAD, they have been met only with hostility and negative actions. Russian troops stormed the Automagfreek embassy in Russia, and we are still not 100% sure of what happened. Sources say that the Russian troops opened fire after mistaking a tire popping for gunfire.
"Well, it was the damndest thing I've ever seen. A tire on a truck blew, and suddenly the troops opened fire...on eachother." Said an eyewitness at the embassy. Several Russian troops were injured when they began firing into their ranks, completely unaware that then noise that triggered them was a tire. "That had to be a loud ass tire...like a 7.62mm tire....."
Then, after this act of complete stupidity, Imperial Forces closes the Automagfreek embassy located in their nation. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=96590) We here at GDODAD News are guessing that this happened only because IF officials were still quite hungover from their little "get together".
Automagfreek officials declined to comment specifically on these events, but instead gave a brief statement. "It's sad that our so called allies would turn tail on us just for being in a certain alliance...how shallow."
Stay tuned for more GDODAD News!
Officials from Imperial Forces, still quite shitfaced from a long party, made a statement to the world threatening GDODAD, or at least that's what we could decipher. "We're not entirely sure what IF was trying to say, but it definatly has to do with GDODAD, we know that much", said an unnamed GDODAD official. "Perhaps they should lay off the booze if they want to try and say something."
We are still awaiting further word from Imperial Forces authorities as to what exactly they were trying to say.
Automagfreek Becomes Political Whipping Boy (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=96283)
Since Automagfreek authorities decided to join and help build the GDODAD, they have been met only with hostility and negative actions. Russian troops stormed the Automagfreek embassy in Russia, and we are still not 100% sure of what happened. Sources say that the Russian troops opened fire after mistaking a tire popping for gunfire.
"Well, it was the damndest thing I've ever seen. A tire on a truck blew, and suddenly the troops opened fire...on eachother." Said an eyewitness at the embassy. Several Russian troops were injured when they began firing into their ranks, completely unaware that then noise that triggered them was a tire. "That had to be a loud ass tire...like a 7.62mm tire....."
Then, after this act of complete stupidity, Imperial Forces closes the Automagfreek embassy located in their nation. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=96590) We here at GDODAD News are guessing that this happened only because IF officials were still quite hungover from their little "get together".
Automagfreek officials declined to comment specifically on these events, but instead gave a brief statement. "It's sad that our so called allies would turn tail on us just for being in a certain alliance...how shallow."
Stay tuned for more GDODAD News!