Shangia
24-11-2003, 04:59
The Shangians and their Sivapithicine, Rudolfensian, and Equatorian cousins can now sleep easier at night now.
The Shangian clan has killed the last of the evil monsters, the Osteoborus cynoides aka: the giant 3ft bone crushing dog would crush the bones of poor defenseless shangians in its jaws and devour them.
Well, of course the Morotopithicines got fire, we were too busy ridding the world of the evil Osteoboruses.
(1.5 million years later, modern humans would appreciate the time seperation between them and the bone crushing dogs which dined on primates and would have had no problem attacking humans, as they were 10 times more muscular than the modern dog.)
It was a horrible, we lose many shangians to the vicious shangian eating pack of Osteoboruses. But we kill them by hitting them with bifacial tools that had multiple cutting edges and some people used stone flakes to attack them. But we sad we lose 12,000 Shangians in our fight against a pack of 15 Osteoboruses. Yes we sad. There is water coming out of our eyes. :cry:
But we hate Osteoboruses. It an evil dog. Very evil. And we kill it so it no more live in South America. And we hunted it till we kill the very last one.
And we finds it and kill 50 of our people when we attack it. We hate Osteoboruses, evil Shangian eating monster. :evil:
We hate all dogs.
Dogs eat poor Shangians. But we kill the most vicious species.
But now we go back home and leave our dead for the maggots, vultures, and scavengers. But at least Osteoborus is finally extinct.
(Shangians, aren't really self conscious and aren't capable of speech and have only the beginnings of emotions. )
This has been a translation of grunts, howls, screams, growls, and whimpers into modern human language.
The Shangian clan has killed the last of the evil monsters, the Osteoborus cynoides aka: the giant 3ft bone crushing dog would crush the bones of poor defenseless shangians in its jaws and devour them.
Well, of course the Morotopithicines got fire, we were too busy ridding the world of the evil Osteoboruses.
(1.5 million years later, modern humans would appreciate the time seperation between them and the bone crushing dogs which dined on primates and would have had no problem attacking humans, as they were 10 times more muscular than the modern dog.)
It was a horrible, we lose many shangians to the vicious shangian eating pack of Osteoboruses. But we kill them by hitting them with bifacial tools that had multiple cutting edges and some people used stone flakes to attack them. But we sad we lose 12,000 Shangians in our fight against a pack of 15 Osteoboruses. Yes we sad. There is water coming out of our eyes. :cry:
But we hate Osteoboruses. It an evil dog. Very evil. And we kill it so it no more live in South America. And we hunted it till we kill the very last one.
And we finds it and kill 50 of our people when we attack it. We hate Osteoboruses, evil Shangian eating monster. :evil:
We hate all dogs.
Dogs eat poor Shangians. But we kill the most vicious species.
But now we go back home and leave our dead for the maggots, vultures, and scavengers. But at least Osteoborus is finally extinct.
(Shangians, aren't really self conscious and aren't capable of speech and have only the beginnings of emotions. )
This has been a translation of grunts, howls, screams, growls, and whimpers into modern human language.