NationStates Jolt Archive

His Fordship, Montecarlo Montei has died.

23-11-2003, 04:55
To the World At Large,

At 2:46 A.M. BNFW Standard Time, His Fordship, Montecarlo Montei, the Head of the Controller's Counsel and the Controller of the Brave New Ford World died at the time that was given to him by the Chemical-Biological Conditioning that is used by the Brave New Ford World to bring to the People Happiness and Stability. A New Head Controller will be declared by the Counsel in a few hours, meanwhile the forces of th BNFW are on alert in case any barbarians feel that they can try to destroy Civilization.

~The Controller's Counsel
imported_The Opressive Church
23-11-2003, 04:58
If you're 'civilization', as you say you are, then the Apocalypse has come and gone...
23-11-2003, 05:06
Greetings to the Citizens of the Brave New Ford World and to all barbarians at large. I, Jill Scott, once a News Commentator for the Brave New Ford World International News Network, elevated to the Controller's Counsel a year ago was chosen by a unanimous vote to Head Controller of the Brave New Ford World, as envisioned by Our Most Glorious Ford before he departed the Earth at the year 0 A.F. (After Ford). On this year of 605 A.F. (or 2605 A.D.) I have become Her Fordship Jill Scott, Controller of the Brave New Ford World.


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The Controller Jill Scott
The Community of Brave New Ford World
23-11-2003, 05:26
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