my poor country is looking to trade beer for women. our countries women have a genetic dissorder which imairs them from having more than 1 child. our population is slowly dying out. :cry:
please to any counrty willing and able to help we appriciate your thoughtfulness.
Kryozerkia
22-11-2003, 16:27
my poor country is looking to trade beer for women. our countries women have a genetic dissorder which imairs them from having more than 1 child. our population is slowly dying out. :cry:
please to any counrty willing and able to help we appriciate your thoughtfulness.
Ah, what a terrible plight. We may be able to help you out in this respect. We do have a higher birthrate for girls than for boys, so, it wouldn't affect the reproduction rate much here if we sent some women over to your nation.
Hm... Commujismm needs more money becuase Communjism is poor also!
In return for three times womans wieght in food we will trade women, yah? Seeing as our women as starving anyways, we think this is good capitalist policy, yah? While we condem capitaljism, we are not above taking their food.
We have a deal? If so we will wire women*... yah?
Comrade MMario Jenkov
* We won't actually wire the women, it's just that so many n00bs say it like that...