NationStates Jolt Archive


A Smurfy Spot of Researching

The Evil Smurfs
22-11-2003, 10:10
AP - Today Evil Smurf biologists and botonists have teamed together to design a new mushroom-based weapon. Details are being tightly controlled, but it is believed that the weapon focuses on bellodona, often termed as "deadly nightshade".

The current theory is that the Evil Smurfs plan to breed a highly poisonous mushroom that would then be powdered, as used as a form of biological weapon. Delivery of said agent is unknown.
The Sword and Sheild
22-11-2003, 10:12
Federal Intelligence Services monitoring Evil Smurfs have been sending sporadic reports back home of some new development. All agents and intelligence gathering equipment in the area is being put on a heightened alert to dicipher what they are creating.




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"Liberte, Equalite et Fraternite"
The Federal Republic of the Sword and Sheild
The Evil Smurfs
22-11-2003, 10:15
We catagorically deny these charges. Obviously the Associated Press is a tool of democratic oppression and has launched a smear campaign against us.

Gehirn Smurf
Scolopendra
22-11-2003, 10:16
Aww... but they're SO ADORABLY CUTE! Like Puuchus.

Heeheehee... my fro wiggles when I laugh.

I'm Jan Garbo and my afro suits me
It's easy to clean, just wash it once
The chicks dig it 'cause it's fluff-y
And I like it 'cause I don't have to brush.

C'mon, you knew it was coming eventually.

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/scolopendra/janus_garbo.gifAdvisor Janus Garbo
Intelligence Section
Federated Segments of Scolopendra
Langham
22-11-2003, 10:17
The Militarist Nation of Langham is keeping a close eye on The Evil Smurfs. The military is on heightened alert to be safe.
Der Angst
22-11-2003, 10:18
Night in DA.

The raven is silent, silence everywhere.

Dark clouds in the night sky, and a sharp wind from the north west.

No rain.

At the manor, people are talking, confering.

"But what CAN we do?"
"Unfortunately, nothing. They are blue, and small. We have no means for infiltration."
Althena sighed. Was this all her well- paid employees could do?
"Enough already! There must be some way!"
Silence followed, but finally, someone risked it:
"Well... we once had this Whispering Voices project... reprogramming birds and other animals, sending them across the border, wait until they come back, and extracting their memory. Of course, we need to do a few applications, and we can`t use cats, but..."
"Well... i see. Lets give it a shot."

The conference continued, any many plans were made... For the future was in their hands.
22-11-2003, 10:32
how odd.