New laundromat! High-class laundry!
Independant Pluto
22-11-2003, 04:30
The government of Independant Pluto has started a new laundromat for heads of state only! Name your price, and we might wash it! Get your laundry done right!
OOC: Mods, this does have a purpose. Do not move/lock it.
I have a few shirts I need laundered and pressed. They're much to nice to trust with the lowly etsablishments used by commoners (my Duke might be nice, but he's still royalty). How much for 4 Shirts?
Independant Pluto
22-11-2003, 04:39
How big are the shirts?
Rather big. Almost down to my knees.
Independant Pluto
22-11-2003, 04:47
Are these the shirts that I washed before? If they are, 400 billion ought to do it.
OOC: Gotta go now.
Yes they are. It was about 3 days ago
Independant Pluto
22-11-2003, 17:51
Oh, those shirts! I can do those cheaper. How about 250 billion?
250 billion sounds good. Shirts have been shipped and money has been wired.
Independant Pluto
23-11-2003, 02:58
Use IP Laundry for all of your laundry needs!
When I first heard about the attack on Ribos I spilled a drink on my new pants. These were a gift from my nephew, I need them cleaned right away.
Independant Pluto
07-12-2003, 20:53
Send them over. I'll give you a quote on them when I see how hard it is to get the stain out.
Independant Pluto
08-12-2003, 03:20
I got the stain out. That'll be $900 billion.
Excellent. Those pants are really important.
*Money Wired*
This shirt I'm wearing was washed just an hour ago. But it was done by commoner and might have been poisoned.. I hope didn't lick it. I'm sending it right away.
--High Delegate Grimm
Independant Pluto
08-12-2003, 03:27
money laundering lol
You noticed?
Independant Pluto
08-12-2003, 03:29
This shirt I'm wearing was washed just an hour ago. But it was done by commoner and might have been poisoned.. I hope didn't lick it. I'm sending it right away.
--High Delegate Grimm
Of course. You can't let commoners wash clothes.
Independant Pluto
08-12-2003, 03:43
Just looking at Grimm's shirt makes me disgusted. It has obviously been washed by commoners repeatedly. To get the stink (no offense to Amerigo's citizens) out, we must keep it for three days and charge you 500 million dollars for the washing. Thank you for your business.
Just looking at Grimm's shirt makes me disgusted. It has obviously been washed by commoners repeatedly. To get the stink (no offense to Amerigo's citizens) out, we must keep it for three days and charge you 500 million dollars for the washing. Thank you for your business.
No problem, just get the stink out of it.
Independant Pluto
08-12-2003, 03:49
Of course. Feel free to send us any other laundry that has been washed by commoners.