NationStates Jolt Archive

Mass numbers of women in Naked Teenage Girls are protesting in front of the Interior Ministry building today demanding that all men be stripped of their civil rights. The crowd numbered over 540 women and was very rancourous.
Police have been dispatched to the area to maintain law and order.
It is believed some protesters are high on marijuana as they have reported seeing illusions and reacted as if being physically attacked though no one was touching them. They were taken away for psycho treatment so as to ensure the safety of other protestors.
Some one in the crowd threw a large rock at Sandra Blake, Minister of the Interior as she arrived this morning.
Later in the afternoon, the crowd violently argued with another group that supports the governments current policy of civil rights for all NTG citizens.
NTG President Kristine Blinkly is said to be getting updates on the situation from Security personnel. But has decided to allow the protests to continue without hassle. But she might change her mind if the protestors turn violent.
It is to be noted that only adolescent females are allowed to hold office under current law and the other group is protesting to have that law changed.
Just this morning, the parliament approved changing the nations name from Disputed Territories of Naked Teenage Girls to "UnitedSocialistNudistStates of Naked Teenage Girls" to reflect the fact that nudity has historically been compulsory and that NTG is paradise for nudists from around the world.

The Minister of Internal Affairs will monitor this situation closely, to ensure it does not affect the growing segment of the population seeking legislation that would make nudism mandatory.

The Trixian Foreign Affairs Minister looked at the piece of paper that had just hit his desk. He picked it up and read it.

Well the letter said this:

Dear Sir.
It has come to our attention that a large collection of young females lacking in the clothing department are protesting at the gates of the Interior Ministry building.
We feel this is not in our power to control of settle. But thought it wise to inform you of this, NS's most recent occurence.

Informer

But all he read was:

Dear Sir.
Young females lacking in the clothes department.
Informer

So, naturally he ran and got his coat to oversee the situation...

Double Post...

Intresting...

Will Eridu will moniter this situation and applauds NTG's move to protect the right to protest, Eridu believes this is an internal NTG matter and as long as NTG continues dealing with it as it has, no action from the NS community is necessary.
We call on NTG to continue to use peaceful means in dealing with the protestors.

Inspired by Naked Teenage Girls, the government of Harrapa has passed a law making public nudity mandatory in this nation for all women between the ages of 15 and 45.
The new law will be enforced with the death penalty for those failing to comply. The same law makes its voluntary for males.
It is expected that most males will keep their clothes on as women have historically mistaken a male's urge to use the rest room with his being ready for copulation resulting in extreme discomfort for the male.

OOC: I am sure the other males here know what I am talking about.

The crowds have peacefully dispersed news of the Attican attack on Canales__ hits home.
Citizens of NTG, remembering invasions of their nation by various nations in the past now feel very vulnerable to national attack by a foreign power.
Some nervous NTG's secretly express that they wish their nation had a military to defend itself with.

harrapa...all...women? :shock:

that includes fat, dirty, hairy, etc...

please...spare the international community

Mass numbers of women in Naked Teenage Girls are protesting in front of the Interior Ministry building today demanding that all men be stripped of their civil rights. The crowd numbered over 540 women and was very rancourous.
Police have been dispatched to the area to maintain law and order.
It is believed some protesters are high on marijuana as they have reported seeing illusions and reacted as if being physically attacked though no one was touching them. They were taken away for psycho treatment so as to ensure the safety of other protestors.
Some one in the crowd threw a large rock at Sandra Blake, Minister of the Interior as she arrived this morning.
Later in the afternoon, the crowd violently argued with another group that supports the governments current policy of civil rights for all NTG citizens.
NTG President Kristine Blinkly is said to be getting updates on the situation from Security personnel. But has decided to allow the protests to continue without hassle. But she might change her mind if the protestors turn violent.
It is to be noted that only adolescent females are allowed to hold office under current law and the other group is protesting to have that law changed.
Just this morning, the parliament approved changing the nations name from Disputed Territories of Naked Teenage Girls to "UnitedSocialistNudistStates of Naked Teenage Girls" to reflect the fact that nudity has historically been compulsory and that NTG is paradise for nudists from around the world.

OOC: What kind of F.U.B.A.R nation is that? Bloody nudist animals. Put some damn clothes on, subhumans!

The crowds have peacefully dispersed news of the Attican attack on Canales__ hits home.
Citizens of NTG, remembering invasions of their nation by various nations in the past now feel very vulnerable to national attack by a foreign power.
Some nervous NTG's secretly express that they wish their nation had a military to defend itself with.

A nude military (without the DPM/camo) can be spotted from miles away. Nudism is like cannablism, it is subhuman and must be eliminated. Our military, having been mobilized since formation will be considering possible military action to the bestial state of NTG.

BUMP

eh, no bump is needed when you just posted. Does that sound like an offensive name to anyone?

Xiaguo says:
We agree that nudist deserve to be...in clothes..!
If force is necessary, Xiaguo will either spray water with our nation's fire control and Sino's Idea, Napalming them. I personally hate babecues, so Water would be making me LMAO..

Is there international televised coverage of these happenings? If so, where might the footage be obtained by the Silvrlicimian press? :D

:? To quote the immortal Monty Python version of Sir Galahad, "What a strange person."