NationStates Jolt Archive


Introducing the I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon, Mark VI!

The SLAGLands
21-11-2003, 08:05
Stolen directly from the laboratories of Reploid Productions' famous "Idiot Godmoder Noncontinuity Omni-Repellant Eradictor Supercannon" factories, The SLAGLands has uncovered the plans for the forthcoming I.G.N.O.R.E. Supercannon, Mark VI! One has already been constructed! BEHOLD!

http://www.savage99.com/images/pistol.jpg

I know, I know... doesn't look too impressive, right?

Well, let me tell you what...

THE I.G.N.O.R.E. SUPERCANNON MARK VI IS ONE BILLION KAJILLION QUINTILLION BAJILLION MILES LONG!

This baby is big enough to ignore the entire universe with one blast!

Where are we keeping it?

WHO KNOWS!?

All we know is that now we, too, can compensate for something just as much as Reploid Productions does!

BUY THE MARK VI TODAY!

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Rick Lee Flaznard
CEO
Ribbot Technologies
21-11-2003, 08:54
If it really was that long, (Which it isn't, scence a bajillion is not a number) it couldn't fit on this planet.
imported_Sentient Peoples
21-11-2003, 08:55
If it really was that long, (Which it isn't, scence a bajillion is not a number) it couldn't fit on this planet.

I think you missed the point.
The SLAGLands
21-11-2003, 08:56
If it really was that long, (Which it isn't, scence a bajillion is not a number) it couldn't fit on this planet.

THANK YOU JOHN LEE OBVIOUS.

;)
GMC Military Arms
21-11-2003, 09:01
If it really was that long, (Which it isn't, scence a bajillion is not a number) it couldn't fit on this planet.

Good Lord, Holmes, you've solved the case!
21-11-2003, 09:03
If it really was that long, (Which it isn't, scence a bajillion is not a number) it couldn't fit on this planet.

Good Lord, Holmes, you've solved the case!
You know, you actually made me laugh.
OF COURSE I WAS STATING THE OBVIOUS! IT'S WHAT I DO BEST!!
Reploid Productions
21-11-2003, 09:14
If it really was that long, (Which it isn't, scence a bajillion is not a number) it couldn't fit on this planet.

That's what outer space is for!

And rats! Now my teams will need to completely redesign the Mk-VI! :lol: