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20-11-2003, 12:45
okay, this is a guide to work out what a nation could be according to their size. This may be extremely predjiced against n00bs but if they dont wanna learn, well kill em anyway :twisted: muahahahahahahaha
It is just what to expect from a nation of the corresponding size
Enjoy
Population- 5 million-50 million
Classification- tiny
Description:
These perculiar forms of life act in very strange ways. It often occurs that they have a swarm of words such as godmoder and ignore cannon tatooed on their buttocks. In the wide world there is a large prejudice against them as a result of half of the population are n00bs. A n00b is a new nation that has no idea what they are doing in this game. they will eventually get flamed that much that they will leave nationstates and never come backYAY A nebie on the other hand is a new nation, often respected. they play by the rules and they dont instantly go and declare war on the universe with 216352781564 n00kez. Rather, they read all the FAQs and newbie guides in the Nationstates Stickies.
Population- 51 million-100 million
Classification- very small
Description:
These are the toddlers of the nationstates world. Some nations may completely skip this phase (normally due to the population bug) but most will go through it. The nations who do go through it will come out of hiding and usually start building up a military to a degree. They may attack someone but it will rarely be anyone larger than themselves, their attack would be supported by their 100 puppets and 'tag'ed by many older nations in the mood for a n00b fight. they will often be regarded as n00bs and will start up a nuclear program with their basketcase economy. within 2 minutes of starting this program they would have discovered nuclear weapons, nuclear power, economic cars, space flight and of course, the much loved Death Star. these nations are rarely taken seriously and are quite often ignored as opposed to earlier in life when they would have being labeled as godmoders
Population- 101 million-250 million
Classification- small
Description:
Now the Nation will under go a period of change, commonly known as puberty. they will grow sensible and will partake in the forums alot more. During this time of change they will quite often join alliances, make friends, and have the occasional war. the wars that they partake in will definatly be with nations smaller than themselves or with their long time archrival mine is SR.. and dont try to deny you have one, and if you truly dont, have a look in the threads titled "i declear wor". these nations will probably be developing their image now and it will stick by them for the restof their lives.
Population- 251 million-500 million
Classification- small-medium
Description:
During this stage the nation will become well known and either respected or hated by the greater community. They will now in most cases be able to declare war on somebody and actually carry out their threat whereas before they would have being godomoded out or their opponent didnt show up. they will know open up a storethread which will recieve ridiculously high amounts of bumps and no sales. They may now also start a nuclear program, this time though rather than beign attacked by godmoder they will be attacked by real bombs for 'anti-environment movement'
Population- 501 million-750 million
Classification- medium
Description:
Now the nation has reached adulthood. It is extremmely likely to be killed in a car crash while driving drunk. Or in other words attempt an attack on a country larger than themselves and being annihalated by the big nation 400 allies. if they do survive this period it usually means they have had exams on or they have being killed in RL or some other OOC reason.
Population- 751 million-1 billion
Classification- large
Description:
this is when the nation will reach a midlife crisis and the leader will go and buy trillions of dollars of stuff of people to go and find a new galaxy his/her nation can reside in, after all. Who would wanna stay on earth, too many young uns around
Population- 1.001 billion-1.500 billion
Classification- Large
Description:
Well now you can sit back and relax, no body will bother your nation and through this period you can just watch your nation grow. Everybody fears a nation with more than 1 billion population and nobody will attack you, even fellow members of the billion club
Population- 1.501 billion -2.5 billion
Classification- Very large
Description:
Now you have a bit to fear, your hands may become very sore in this age from the constant typing of godmod or M_O_D_A_L_E_R_T. Of course, you wouldnt let that worry you, you feel like a big man/woman. You get to boss people around.
Population- 2.501 billion +
Classification- huge
Description:
now you can grow easily, you see a happy retirement ahead of you. WRONG!!!. With your extra large size nations are constantly asking you to jin their region or alliance to help decimate the 50 million pop nation that is attacking them. Its your choice what you do. In most cases, ignore is the word
What, im very very bored, Oh crap, i got homework, bye
It is just what to expect from a nation of the corresponding size
Enjoy
Population- 5 million-50 million
Classification- tiny
Description:
These perculiar forms of life act in very strange ways. It often occurs that they have a swarm of words such as godmoder and ignore cannon tatooed on their buttocks. In the wide world there is a large prejudice against them as a result of half of the population are n00bs. A n00b is a new nation that has no idea what they are doing in this game. they will eventually get flamed that much that they will leave nationstates and never come backYAY A nebie on the other hand is a new nation, often respected. they play by the rules and they dont instantly go and declare war on the universe with 216352781564 n00kez. Rather, they read all the FAQs and newbie guides in the Nationstates Stickies.
Population- 51 million-100 million
Classification- very small
Description:
These are the toddlers of the nationstates world. Some nations may completely skip this phase (normally due to the population bug) but most will go through it. The nations who do go through it will come out of hiding and usually start building up a military to a degree. They may attack someone but it will rarely be anyone larger than themselves, their attack would be supported by their 100 puppets and 'tag'ed by many older nations in the mood for a n00b fight. they will often be regarded as n00bs and will start up a nuclear program with their basketcase economy. within 2 minutes of starting this program they would have discovered nuclear weapons, nuclear power, economic cars, space flight and of course, the much loved Death Star. these nations are rarely taken seriously and are quite often ignored as opposed to earlier in life when they would have being labeled as godmoders
Population- 101 million-250 million
Classification- small
Description:
Now the Nation will under go a period of change, commonly known as puberty. they will grow sensible and will partake in the forums alot more. During this time of change they will quite often join alliances, make friends, and have the occasional war. the wars that they partake in will definatly be with nations smaller than themselves or with their long time archrival mine is SR.. and dont try to deny you have one, and if you truly dont, have a look in the threads titled "i declear wor". these nations will probably be developing their image now and it will stick by them for the restof their lives.
Population- 251 million-500 million
Classification- small-medium
Description:
During this stage the nation will become well known and either respected or hated by the greater community. They will now in most cases be able to declare war on somebody and actually carry out their threat whereas before they would have being godomoded out or their opponent didnt show up. they will know open up a storethread which will recieve ridiculously high amounts of bumps and no sales. They may now also start a nuclear program, this time though rather than beign attacked by godmoder they will be attacked by real bombs for 'anti-environment movement'
Population- 501 million-750 million
Classification- medium
Description:
Now the nation has reached adulthood. It is extremmely likely to be killed in a car crash while driving drunk. Or in other words attempt an attack on a country larger than themselves and being annihalated by the big nation 400 allies. if they do survive this period it usually means they have had exams on or they have being killed in RL or some other OOC reason.
Population- 751 million-1 billion
Classification- large
Description:
this is when the nation will reach a midlife crisis and the leader will go and buy trillions of dollars of stuff of people to go and find a new galaxy his/her nation can reside in, after all. Who would wanna stay on earth, too many young uns around
Population- 1.001 billion-1.500 billion
Classification- Large
Description:
Well now you can sit back and relax, no body will bother your nation and through this period you can just watch your nation grow. Everybody fears a nation with more than 1 billion population and nobody will attack you, even fellow members of the billion club
Population- 1.501 billion -2.5 billion
Classification- Very large
Description:
Now you have a bit to fear, your hands may become very sore in this age from the constant typing of godmod or M_O_D_A_L_E_R_T. Of course, you wouldnt let that worry you, you feel like a big man/woman. You get to boss people around.
Population- 2.501 billion +
Classification- huge
Description:
now you can grow easily, you see a happy retirement ahead of you. WRONG!!!. With your extra large size nations are constantly asking you to jin their region or alliance to help decimate the 50 million pop nation that is attacking them. Its your choice what you do. In most cases, ignore is the word
What, im very very bored, Oh crap, i got homework, bye