NationStates Jolt Archive

Sheik Mahamud looked over his forces. "As you may be aware, our glorious ruler has given us 8 days to find and destroy every member of Jemaah Islamiyah within Roania. Or, failing that, to at least render their ability to stage operations null. So, we shall commence." He took a piece of paper out of his bag. "Anyone fulfilling two or more of these sets of information is a suspect." He read off a long list of traits, including being an Arab, visiting North Star at any time in the last ten years, owning a weapon, interfering with our duty, not possessing a picture of Alexander in their house, having a personal computer, not allowing us to check their files, etc.

Many of those were capital offenses anyway, so no loss there if they were wrong. "Now, we ride for the muslim quarter of Roan!"

OOC: Grr...

IC: The holy soldiers of Islam were staging a meeting within one of the many shacks of the Islamic quarter. "Here is the plan. The assassination of the Prince's fiance is to go ahead as soon as possible..."

OOC: :P

IC: Dozens of cameras, all over the entire complex, watched them.

A message was sent to the Shiek, whose posse quickly began to head in that direction.

OOC: What does that mean, exactly?

OOC: It means that you are going to be in a world of hurt.

IC: The soldiers burst in, and pointed their weapons at the men. The Shiek moved in. "Shalam, brethren. I hope we're not... interrupting anything?"

He snapped his fingers. The soldiers began to tear the place apart, looking for evidence.

One of them stands up. "Where's your warrant?" He demands.

One of them stands up. "Where's your warrant?" He demands.

OOC: *waits for the Shiek to brandish a gun and say. 'here.'*

It's Roania man, warrants aren't needed.

One of them stands up. "Where's your warrant?" He demands.

OOC: *waits for the Shiek to brandish a gun and say. 'here.'*

It's Roania man, warrants aren't needed.

The Shiek stares at the man, and beckons with his head. A hail of bullets cuts the man down. "What have you found?"

"We've found a list of names, and some weapons." The Sargeant reports.

"Very well. Kill all but one, and take the survivor to the Inquisitorial dungeons."

OOC: Can he do that?

IC: The men looked at their fallen leader, and made a grab for the weapons, opening fire.

OOC: Can he do that?


OOC: It's Roania. They aren't your typical western infidels...

IC: The ISA noted down the purge and then returned to their usual survaillance.

OOC: What does that mean?
IC: The soldiers fire again, and again, until everyone of them is dead. Then they take the list of names. "Well, well, well."

OOC: :cry: What is going on? Why were they shooting without my people attacking?

And now what? What do I do? With that list, you can hunt my guys down with impunity!

OOC: I found it odd looking at how this has been progressing.

Until I realised that Roania and Jemaah Islamiyah are the same player, of course, and then it made a lot more sense.

OOC: The only people they can't do that to are those above them in the social scale, which considering the good Shiek seems to be in the class of nobility, is err, other nobility. (They'd also have serious difficulty doing it to my minions {Who are everywhere in Roania, however, they don't tend to blow stuff up, so if the inquisition & co do know, they don't care.} though)

OOC: I found it odd looking at how this has been progressing.

Until I realised that Roania and Jemaah Islamiyah are the same player, of course, an then it made a lot more sense.

What on earth makes you think we are the same player?

And now what? What do I do? With that list, you can hunt my guys down with impunity!

OOC: It seemed to work for Uzbekistan in RL, it'll work for Roania too unless you do something to stop it.

Actually, I imagine they just know each other...

Your posts exactly complement each other, there's been none of the huge amounts of OOC bickering something like this tends to cause...

Oh, and it's either Roania or JI at the top of the screen. But never both...Almost as if it's a player logging in and out of two nations. Don't you find that odd?

OOC: What does that mean?
IC: The soldiers fire again, and again, until everyone of them is dead. Then they take the list of names. "Well, well, well."

OOC: Makes pouty face.

IC: One of the men manages to pull himself up, and shoot at the man holding the list. A fountain of blood wells up and spreads over the paper.

Your posts exactly complement each other, there's been none of the huge amounts of OOC bickering something like this tends to cause...

Oh, and it's either Roania or JI at the top of the screen. But never both...Almost as if it's a player logging in and out of two nations. Don't you find that odd?

OOC: Did you check the other threads by JI? I threatened to cack her.

la de da de da, an ocean of blood...
la de da de di, genocide...

Your posts exactly complement each other, there's been none of the huge amounts of OOC bickering something like this tends to cause...

Oh, and it's either Roania or JI at the top of the screen. But never both...Almost as if it's a player logging in and out of two nations. Don't you find that odd?

OOC: Did you check the other threads by JI? I threatened to cack her.

OOC: Ok, guy, just keep telling yourself that you're two different people...John Mirra's men will come in their black van to take you away soon...

OOC: What does that mean?
IC: The soldiers fire again, and again, until everyone of them is dead. Then they take the list of names. "Well, well, well."

OOC: Makes pouty face.

IC: One of the men manages to pull himself up, and shoot at the man holding the list. A fountain of blood wells up and spreads over the paper.

OOC: You're not going to make this easy on yourself, are you?

IC: The Shiek swore. "Take these bodies. Ensure that the 78 virgins won't get much use out of them."

OOC: No, I'm logged in as Lokii ((Which is my puppet)) at the same time as this one, and it doesn't show. That's not proof. I am involved in a great many rps at one time.

Your posts exactly complement each other, there's been none of the huge amounts of OOC bickering something like this tends to cause...

Oh, and it's either Roania or JI at the top of the screen. But never both...Almost as if it's a player logging in and out of two nations. Don't you find that odd?

OOC: Did you check the other threads by JI? I threatened to cack her.

OOC: Ok, guy, just keep telling yourself that you're two different people...John Mirra's men will come in their black van to take you away soon...

OOC: What do I have to do to convince we are not the same person?

And Alex, your puppet is in use on the bottom thread.

OOC: Blinks. Looks up page, checks interface... *^@3$%!

IC: After the men have been posthumously castrated, the soldiers walked off, snarling.

OOC: :roll: Lets look at this. Your ideal nation is a Police state?... Alex, from now on I'm going to call you Dubya Jr.

Castration? :shock:

OOC: I'm getting off now. C'ya.

OOC: :roll: Lets look at this. Your ideal nation is a Police state?... Alex, from now on I'm going to call you Dubya Jr.

Castration? :shock:

OOC: I'm getting off now. C'ya.ooc: I'd hate to see what you think of my uber-christian nation "Raysia" ;) not psychotic like Roania... but still odd

Your ideal nation is a Police state?

OOC: Technically, it's probably not his ideal nation, but rather his idea of a fun one.

That said, the Confederate Internal Security Agency have the same kinds of powers that most police states give their secret police, and are quite prepared to do whatever they deem neccessery. Say for example they wanted information out of Prince Alexander, they'd have no compunctions about kidnapping say, him and his most significant available other (I believe her name is Kelly) and torturing her in front of him until they get what they want. And those are the relative good guys...

Actually, I've got an urge to do that now... Must think up a motive...