NationStates Jolt Archive


Declares war on Crimmond

20-11-2003, 06:58
YEs, because he was so rude to me in the other thread I gave him my low crime rate and then he banned me from his country whichwas so ride of him. I think that I should get his army, high, and then he will get my crime rate, low.
Sakkra
20-11-2003, 07:00
If you declare war on Crimmond, a mighty hammer of smiting will descend on you. Think about it.
The Eastern Bloc
20-11-2003, 07:01
Whoa... uh... I don't really know how to respond to that declaration of war.
Kelvinisgrad
20-11-2003, 07:02
this should be good... and short...

*grabs popcorn and sets up a lawn chair*

-Mikhail Masseter
--Kelvini Executor of Semi-OOC comments and general slaughterwatching
20-11-2003, 07:02
Sakkra, he accused me also of being a male Tori fan which hurt my feelings. So yes, he should give me that. And no I am not a smite and I think its so rude for you to say that. Everyone, here is so mean to me when all I do is talk about my country which is 1st
Crimmond
20-11-2003, 07:02
I will take up this challenge. I am one of the most powerful military powers of NS, but just choose never to use it.

I have space fleets, I have armies in armor that an M16 doesn't even scratch... I have the ability to invade your capital from orbit... I have the power to fill you with Jello...

Prepare to be stomped.
Tradewinds
20-11-2003, 07:03
All I can say is.............good luck........ :shock:

*joins Kelvinisgrad and drags his lawnchair and chips*

I'm ready! 8)
Sakkra
20-11-2003, 07:04
Are you so insecure that you would declare war over name-calling? Seriously, get a grip. And while i'm at it, you may not be a smite (whatever the hell that is) but you WILL BE SMOTE! Now relax, smoke a little kind and ease up.
20-11-2003, 07:04
Crimmond look Im sorry. But Im not a male Tori fan, obssessed like them. All I said was to trade my crime rate becuase you were rude and called me that and now you'r trying to kill me which I don't think is very fair
Crimmond
20-11-2003, 07:07
Crimmond look Im sorry. But Im not a male Tori fan, obssessed like them. All I said was to trade my crime rate becuase you were rude and called me that and now you'r trying to kill me which I don't think is very fairI didn't call you anything except high, because that's what you sounded like.

I am trying to kill your nation ONLY because you declared war on me FIRST.
20-11-2003, 07:09
Crimmond you're still being mean to me when I aplogoized and that hurts my feelings and yes I'm crying. I think that you should just apologize and say sorry to me because I'm not high and I'm not a male Tori fan. Alot of them even try to smoke iwth her backstage but they dont have as much money. And hwy is it called Jemmifer Government.
Sakkra
20-11-2003, 07:14
This has GOT to be someone's puppet. There can be no other explanation. Who is your master? Who?
Crimmond
20-11-2003, 07:15
Crimmond you're still being mean to me when I aplogoized and that hurts my feelings and yes I'm crying. I think that you should just apologize and say sorry to me because I'm not high and I'm not a male Tori fan. Alot of them even try to smoke iwth her backstage but they dont have as much money. And hwy is it called Jemmifer Government.I'm not trying to be mean. I won't apologize though. It was my opinion and I am not ashamed of it. And... what in the hell is a Tori?

It is called Jennifer Government as that is the book the creator of the site wrote. NationStates was supposed to be a quirky marketing thing but soon became one of the largest web based RP games around.
20-11-2003, 07:16
Are you so insecure that you would declare war over name-calling? Seriously, get a grip. And while i'm at it, you may not be a smite (whatever the hell that is) but you WILL BE SMOTE! Now relax, smoke a little kind and ease up.

*Ahem* You will be smited. He smote the [thing]. Smote is the appropriate past conjugation, but the past perfect is smited.

Alternatively, you will be smitten, although that has acquired a completely different context in the modern day, though it is archaicly the true past perfect.

-Grammar Nazi
Crimmond
20-11-2003, 07:18
-Grammar Nazi*prepares to smash the Nazi* Oh, just one of the Grammar Nazi's. Not the bad kind.

I note that you have enough sense not to try and correct PB&J here...
Kelvinisgrad
20-11-2003, 07:19
then where the smeg does 'smitten' fit into it?

-Mikhail Masseter
Kaukolastan
20-11-2003, 07:20
My favorite turn on a word (not real, unfortunately) is "Spake", as in: "The Lord spake, and they feasted..."

A word that should exist, but doesn't: Snarfle.
20-11-2003, 07:30
My favorite turn on a word (not real, unfortunately) is "Spake", as in: "The Lord spake, and they feasted..."

A word that should exist, but doesn't: Snarfle.

huh?

ƒR×Kaos Kestrel
Kaukolastan
20-11-2003, 07:33
"I'll snarfle you." or "What the snarfle is that?" or even "It's a cute little snarfle!"

It's such a good word, too bad no one appreciates it. I'll have to write Merriam Webster...
The Pakleds
20-11-2003, 07:45
YEs, because he was so rude to me in the other thread I gave him my low crime rate and then he banned me from his country whichwas so ride of him. I think that I should get his army, high, and then he will get my crime rate, low.

Crimmond is our friend. Smart man Dr. Saratov came to make our ship go. We don't like you PeanutButterandJelly. You are not our friend. Crimmond is our friend. You are not. When our ship can go we will crash land on you. Hah!

What is a Tori? Can you eat it?
Reploid Productions
20-11-2003, 07:49
*kicks back in the command tower of the I.G.N.O.R.E. Supercannon Mk-IV and munches popcorn*
Liverpool England
20-11-2003, 07:51
*kicks back in the command tower of the I.G.N.O.R.E. Supercannon Mk-IV and munches popcorn*
Rep Prod, you're still only on Cannon Mk-4? Surely you're more tech-advanced... ;)
Reploid Productions
20-11-2003, 07:56
*kicks back in the command tower of the I.G.N.O.R.E. Supercannon Mk-IV and munches popcorn*
Rep Prod, you're still only on Cannon Mk-4? Surely you're more tech-advanced... ;)

Actually, I've got the Mk-V up in orbit (http://rpstudios.ian-justman.com/junk/CGgoods/IGNOREMK-V-2.JPG), but it's... up in orbit. Hard to just head up to the command tower on that monster ^_^
Kaukolastan
20-11-2003, 07:59
Hey, Rep Prod. Can you head back to the "No More N00bz" forum? I had some questions there for you.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=95091&highlight=

Thanks! :D
20-11-2003, 08:01
I can solve this dispute easily we can just nuke both PeanutButterandJelly
nation and Crimmond nation and there would be peace on both worlds :D I voluteer to nuke both of them

http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/violent/sterb305.gif
The Pakleds
20-11-2003, 08:21
"No no! Crimmond is Pakled's friend!"

http://www.eskimo.com/~bpentium/pakleds/pakled06.jpg

"Hulk Pakled friend! Rwaaah! Hulk smash PeanutButterandJelly! Hulk smash Chaloner! Hulk smash ALL!"

http://www.ee.ualberta.ca/~elliott/ee552/projects/2002_w/hulk_3d_graphics_processor/hulklogo_small.jpg
Sakkra
20-11-2003, 08:23
Chaloner, your motion is noted and discarded.
Craktonija
20-11-2003, 08:42
*Ahem* You will be smited. He smote the [thing]. Smote is the appropriate past conjugation, but the past perfect is smited.

I prefer the Simpsons variation: smoten, as in "tell me who to smite, and they shall be smoten" (preferably with a cute American-cum-faux-English accent).
Rotovia
20-11-2003, 08:53
I say we drop rocks from planes at him, might actually end up being cheaper than nukes...
Crimmond
20-11-2003, 19:12
I can solve this dispute easily we can just nuke both PeanutButterandJelly
nation and Crimmond nation and there would be peace on both worlds :D I voluteer to nuke both of them *removed the smilie with bad aim* Try it buddy. :wink: 14 nations already have and non of them ever succeced.