NationStates Jolt Archive

Well its true, I decided ot declare war on the crountry of Forum. Because they all like Tori Amos and yes they are straight males so they want her. Lot's of them even think of her at night, yes they put posters on their beds and carpets. And they die theire hair red just so they can have TOri. But I only die my hair pink or blond once in a while just like Gwen Stefani my favoirte. And no I am not obssessed, sure I have 3 singles but that's ok and I have only seen her front row 5 times. TOri fans just are so greedy and I think that thye should have war on them

"SIT DOWN FOOL!"
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I really just wanted an excuse to use my Mr T pic. But seriously, you're far to young to be pissing everybody off. The more powerful nations are allready cheesed off at other nOObs, don't give them a reason to nuke you back to the dark ages.

....wtf? no really, wtf is the point of this?!

EDIT: Oh no wait, i kind of understand now... hmmm.... meh, wanna nuke him?

Hey man... what in the hell did you put in your stash?

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Zonker Harris
Crimmond New Age Guru
Former Hippy

Yet another reason for my "Introduction RP" I mentioned. Link Coming soon...

EDIT: It has arrived!

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=95091

Look Rotovia, Im not a fool. And yes you want her too and no she's not pretty.

Nope, i've lost the plot again... someone explain?

Well TRSN thank you! But I already killed them all yes with my money. All they ever do is think of TOri and how they want to see her again and I just dont' think that its very fair to us normal Torifans.

Well SR, a lot of TOrifans often go see a lot o shows. So allt hey do is follow her around and hey, thats ok. Still I just hink that they should calm down and give me more tickets because I've only seen her once front row. And yes they should be more fair

Well TRSN thank you! But I already killed them all yes with my money. All they ever do is think of TOri and how they want to see her again and I just dont' think that its very fair to us normal Torifans.Does anyone else think this guy is high?

Crimmon you asshole I am not a male and I don't want Tori. But yes if you are male you want her and you just want to see her more. I think you should just give me your economy and I will trade my crime rate, low.

*slowly walks backward toward the door*
Ookay... I think I'll just leave this thread now.

Yes. I can hear the synapses mis-firing from here.

Crimmon you asshole I am not a male and I don't want Tori. But yes if you are male you want her and you just want to see her more. I think you should just give me your economy and I will trade my crime rate, low.Modalert. Flaming. Lockage.

Man, I don't even know who or what you are talking about. And my crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. I have a lower rate than yours. And my economy is the best in the game, thank you very much.

Run away! Run away!

*fetches Holy Hand Grenade and throws it*

Look Crimmon youre lying. It says in the game that I have a low crime rate and youths gjoin the army. I don't understand why you're being so rude to me when Id id nothing except trade you

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Even Mr T is scared by this...

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
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Does anyone get this joke?

Look Crimmon youre lying. It says in the game that I have a low crime rate and youths gjoin the army. I don't understand why you're being so rude to me when Id id nothing except trade youFirst... USE PROPER SPELLING! For God's sake I can't read half of what you are typing!

My youth join the army and my crime rate is NON EXISTANT! NO crime!

*will kick anyone that brings up that other thread*

I support Mr. T. and all his incarnations.

I have yet to understand anything that PBandJ says.
does anyone here speak her language? we need a translator