Ustasha
20-11-2003, 05:37
Hey, Emperor Jim here, of the Holy Empire of Ustasha. Just thought of an interesting question... What are the various departments and ministries of your Government? Example: The American Government has the Department of Defense, the Department of Justice, the British Government has the Foriegn Ministry and the Ministry of Education, etc, etc. I'll get the ball rolling...
The Holy Empire of Ustasha
Head of State: His Excellency Emperor Jim
Heir Apparent: Emperor Jim's Cat, J. J.
Ministry of War ('Cause "Defense" is too PC)
War Minister Oliver North, Former Colonel, USMC.
Ministry of Justice
Minister T, formerly Mr. T.
Department of Bad Motherf**kers
Secretary John Shaft. (Can ya dig it?)
Ministry of Health
Surgeon General Dr. Hannibal Lecter, M.D.
Department of College
Secretary John "Blues Brother" Belushi.
Department of Keepin' It Real
Secretary Bart Simpson.
Propaganda Ministry
Minister Tyler Durden. In Tyler we trust.
Department of Hot Chicks
Emperess Natalie Portman.
Departmant of Evil
Dr. Evil, Secretary of Evil.
Scott Evil, Deputy Secretary of Evil.
So, what's your Government got?
The Holy Empire of Ustasha
Head of State: His Excellency Emperor Jim
Heir Apparent: Emperor Jim's Cat, J. J.
Ministry of War ('Cause "Defense" is too PC)
War Minister Oliver North, Former Colonel, USMC.
Ministry of Justice
Minister T, formerly Mr. T.
Department of Bad Motherf**kers
Secretary John Shaft. (Can ya dig it?)
Ministry of Health
Surgeon General Dr. Hannibal Lecter, M.D.
Department of College
Secretary John "Blues Brother" Belushi.
Department of Keepin' It Real
Secretary Bart Simpson.
Propaganda Ministry
Minister Tyler Durden. In Tyler we trust.
Department of Hot Chicks
Emperess Natalie Portman.
Departmant of Evil
Dr. Evil, Secretary of Evil.
Scott Evil, Deputy Secretary of Evil.
So, what's your Government got?