19-11-2003, 16:19
OOC: This is the daily newspaper of the Deluge Corporation. People outside the Deluge would not get this, and therefore, not know of this in any form other than a massive ... deluge of every kind of commercial good into their markets.
Deluge Weekly
In commemoration of its new ventures into prospective international markets, the Deluge has stepped up the distribution of every product for open sale on the market. Today, as shipments reach coastal docks, we have unloaded several billion units of every Deluge product, including increasing numbers of our small, efficient automobiles. Every commodity is being sold, fast, cheap, and high-quality! Buy Deluge Now! Buy Deluge NOW!
Our gracious Board of Directors has dispensed with this official bulletin as to our current marketing strategy:
Essentially, we shall flood foreign markets with cheap, mass-produced, high-quality goods, hence lowering the price of goods everywhere, creating an economic recession - not in any single product like shaving cream, toothpaste, or gold, but in every commodity. Then our competitors will have no choice but to go out of business or allow us to buy them out.
:D ~ Edward MacMillian, Senior Vice President of Sales
:oops: ~ Genevieve Smith, Senior Vice President of Marketing
8) ~ Steve Cummings, Company Comptroller
Deluge Weekly
In commemoration of its new ventures into prospective international markets, the Deluge has stepped up the distribution of every product for open sale on the market. Today, as shipments reach coastal docks, we have unloaded several billion units of every Deluge product, including increasing numbers of our small, efficient automobiles. Every commodity is being sold, fast, cheap, and high-quality! Buy Deluge Now! Buy Deluge NOW!
Our gracious Board of Directors has dispensed with this official bulletin as to our current marketing strategy:
Essentially, we shall flood foreign markets with cheap, mass-produced, high-quality goods, hence lowering the price of goods everywhere, creating an economic recession - not in any single product like shaving cream, toothpaste, or gold, but in every commodity. Then our competitors will have no choice but to go out of business or allow us to buy them out.
:D ~ Edward MacMillian, Senior Vice President of Sales
:oops: ~ Genevieve Smith, Senior Vice President of Marketing
8) ~ Steve Cummings, Company Comptroller