Skittlebrau, drink of champions! Now with Tomacco!
Announcing our new product, availible for export, skittlebrau, or beer with skittles in it.
http://www.further.com/kris/photos/Skittlebrau3.jpg
As you can see, it looks delicious. We are able to sell it by the keg, at 50$ DNS credits each. Order now!
Skittlebrau corp. is a fully DNS LLC.
:lol: No, we only drink Beefka, which is vodka with slices of beef in it. :lol:
The Imperial Navy
19-11-2003, 15:44
*Sigh*
somones watched too much simpsons... :lol:
I read it in a paper yesterday, some guy actually tried to make Skittlebrau. Someone also tried to create Tomacco's.
"Wa-wa-what is this 'sim-pso-ns'? W-w-we have no knowege of any 'sim-pso-ns', j-j-just of our gr-gr-great dd-d-drink! :D "
-company spokesman, who has been drinking way to much of the product
I read it in a paper yesterday, some guy actually tried to make Skittlebrau. Someone also tried to create Tomacco's.
Which is our second product, half-tomato, half-tobacco. Really liven up that tomoato sauce! $2 per tomacco.
http://media.canada.com/scripts/locate.asp?id=cea24346-668f-4cfb-bf57-9eb1bede8dd1
A random boy enjoying our product!
OOC: They actually did create both. tomacco is nicotine positive, and supposedly sour skittles are the best with a bitter beer.
Yeah, of course. And maggots can strip while singing the Columbia national anthem on the roof of the White House during a rainy day in august with flags half-pole.
We'll buy some of both... We'll test it on our national scapegoats Ivan&Yuri when they return from their field trip. Which most of us hope is never. These idiots mess all things up.