NationStates Jolt Archive

((OOC: I don't mean to offend anyone with the attacks, and I would politely ask all Australians afflicted by the Bali Bombing to please understand I am an Australian myself, and all Americans to understand that this is, partly, tongue in cheek. I was looking through these forums, and I saw that this Roania is a Christian Fundamentalist state ruled by a Fascist Prince with no respect for Islam. Sure, if we switch Islam and Christianity we see what Jemaah Islamiyah is trying to achieve... but that's not important.))

IC: Praise be to Allah! For, today, we have launched an attack against the Christian Infidels who control the landmass of the northern-central Pacific! Praise be to us!
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We spent many months planning this, and we have done it! Our attacks against their cathedral have succeeded!

We stole a car, and developed a bomb, and we sent in one of our Jihad soldiers, who launched the holy assault against Roania City's central cathedral, praised be Allah. He is on his way to Heaven, where he shall have 72 virgins, and sit with our great, fallen teacher, Hambali.

Allah be praised.

http://www.angelfire.com/mb/rweirdlife/wallpaper/rubble.jpg

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:1DzXN6AI5g4C:sathyavaadi.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jihad.jpg

OOC: Stares blankly. :shock: Damn... see, Ell? This is what happens when you don't kill them when you get the chance!

IC post coming once i figure out what the fuck to do.

OOC: Although I am not an Australian, I was not offened. However, I will point something out. If Roania was unaware of this attack and was not notified about it, then there is a problem. In NS, you can not attack another nation with out them having knowlage about it for RP'ing sakes. I know that is not how the real world works, but, this is NS.

OOC: Although I am not an Australian, I was not offened. However, I will point something out. If Roania was unaware of this attack and was not notified about it, then there is a problem. In NS, you can not attack another nation with out them having knowlage about it for RP'ing sakes. I know that is not how the real world works, but, this is NS.

OOC: Really? Shoot... but that kind of destroys the whole point of an Islamic terrorist nation.

OOC: Although I am not an Australian, I was not offened. However, I will point something out. If Roania was unaware of this attack and was not notified about it, then there is a problem. In NS, you can not attack another nation with out them having knowlage about it for RP'ing sakes. I know that is not how the real world works, but, this is NS.

No, that's all right. :shock:

What to do... what to do...

I can't just expel every Moslem. I did it once, and then I let them back...

I've got it! I'll order them all killed!

OOC: Oh, well then nevermind. :D May I participate in this RP?

OOC: Although I am not an Australian, I was not offened. However, I will point something out. If Roania was unaware of this attack and was not notified about it, then there is a problem. In NS, you can not attack another nation with out them having knowlage about it for RP'ing sakes. I know that is not how the real world works, but, this is NS.

No, that's all right. :shock:

What to do... what to do...

I can't just expel every Moslem. I did it once, and then I let them back...

I've got it! I'll order them all killed!

You're kidding, right?

No, not really.

>Bump<

Nothing like genocide to liven things up. :shock:

OOC: Although I am not an Australian, I was not offened. However, I will point something out. If Roania was unaware of this attack and was not notified about it, then there is a problem. In NS, you can not attack another nation with out them having knowlage about it for RP'ing sakes. I know that is not how the real world works, but, this is NS.

OOC: Really? Shoot... but that kind of destroys the whole point of an Islamic terrorist nation.

OOC: Not really, you just arrange it all OOCly before hand.

(Just great. Befor it was my nation. And I remeber that mass amount of attacks and the bio weapons. Oh and the time you gassed a city I think it was Paladin during the final days of the Phalanix Rebelion. And just to sate this that Phalanix had no part in this or did Kelly.)

His Omniferocity has authorized the External Security Department to supply Roania with all relevant intelligence data on known terrorist organizations in the Pacific. The Evil Overlord Enterprises representative in Roania will deliver the information to the Foreign Ministry without delay.

Eternal Arch-Villain Psychopompos
Minister for Pre-Subjugation External Affairs

I am sure that this wil all be my fault before it is over .....:)

OOC: I didn't say it was, I'm just blaming you.

This is on hold, following recent terror attacks in Turkey and because of my sense of good taste.

understood and appreciated.