18-11-2003, 18:58
Hello, I'm Donald Fry with Sharldonian Central News, reporting to you live from the front lawn of Meander Valley University, also called MVU, MVU is the largest College in the entire nation of Sharldonia, housing thousands of students, both male and female, but today, functions at MVU have ground to a halt, as a large group of Bigtopians have come together for a sit-in on MVU grounds, refusing to leave untill certain policies they say are used to restrict Bigtopians from getting admitted to the school are lifted, Dean Johan Winters says there are no policies in place to keep Bigtopians out, they just don't get as many Bigtopian applicants compared to other applicants, Klaus Utopia, a known Bigtopian Rights Activist, says this is an outright lie, and demands that Bigtopians be considered equal with all other applicans when considered for entrance into MVU, his sister, Chastity Utopia, leader of the Sharldonian branch of the group Bigtopians Rising Against Totalitarianist Scum, also called BRATS, says this isn't enough, she demands that Dean Winters resign, and be replaced by a Bigtopian, selected by her organization, thus far the Government has done nothing on this issue.