18-11-2003, 18:14
***As of today The Dominion of Zephirus has rounded up over 100,000 human defects, better known as "homosexuals".
By Zephiran law, being "gay" is punishable by death.
But fear not! Zephirus is not without mercy.
Zephirus is giving foreign nations the chance to save their lives by buying their freedom.
It's 2750 roubles per "gay" person.
All homosexuals not bought will be executed.
You may now start listing how many "gays" your country would like to buy.
(Of course once you buy them, you can do whatever you want with them. I don't care. )***
It is with sadness that I ask other nations to join me in efforts to stop the actions of this country. A show of names and support will be most welcomed with ideas on how we can best stop a country with such outdated homophobic attitudes. I implore your support.
By Zephiran law, being "gay" is punishable by death.
But fear not! Zephirus is not without mercy.
Zephirus is giving foreign nations the chance to save their lives by buying their freedom.
It's 2750 roubles per "gay" person.
All homosexuals not bought will be executed.
You may now start listing how many "gays" your country would like to buy.
(Of course once you buy them, you can do whatever you want with them. I don't care. )***
It is with sadness that I ask other nations to join me in efforts to stop the actions of this country. A show of names and support will be most welcomed with ideas on how we can best stop a country with such outdated homophobic attitudes. I implore your support.