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As of today The Dominion of Zephirus has rounded up over 100,000 human defects, better known as "homosexuals".

By Zephiran law, being "gay" is punishable by death.

But fear not! Zephirus is not without mercy.

Zephirus is giving foreign nations the chance to save their lives by buying their freedom.

It's 2750 roubles per "gay" person.

All homosexuals not bought will be executed.

You may now start listing how many "gays" your country would like to buy.

(Of course once you buy them, you can do whatever you want with them. I don't care. :P )

In response to this I must offer my upmost condemnation of your actions. To treat homosexuals with this kind of attitude is not tolerated by my country and this is an issue - homophobia - that I would like to see stamped out. People, which is what they are, are not to be treated like commodities. I liken your actions to slavery and prejudice against coloured and other races.

We compleatly agree with Grotesk on this issue. This is horrible! This situation should not be taken lightly. Don't want them in your nation? Give them away. Its cheaper then killing them. We'll even help transport them out if you like.

Marrissa Johnson
Human Relations
The People's Republic of Fernando Po

We will buy them immediatly!

Money Wired

Discrimination is wrong, we condemn your actions.


OOC-Im so unimpressed b'cos I have a gay friend in canada.

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In response to this I must offer my upmost condemnation of your actions. To treat homosexuals with this kind of attitude is not tolerated by my country and this is an issue - homophobia - that I would like to see stamped out. People, which is what they are, are not to be treated like commodities. I liken your actions to slavery and prejudice against coloured and other races.

They knew what they were doing was illegal, so really it's their own fault.

If you really feel bad about it, then buy some.

Then again, 2750 roubles would probably crash your entire economy LOL!

Simla hereby pushes for international sanctions against the Dominion of Zephirus.

BTW-sufficient planes will arrive over your skies in your air space soon-dont deliver the homosexuals and they will be replaced with bombers. Make an offensive at them and they will be replaced by bombers.

Simple.

My honorable friend, may we suggest our two countries work together now to send out humanitarian aid to the individuals that Zephirus wishes to dispose of? And on that note offer free and safe passsage to our countries should they so wish?!

Simla supports Grotesk's proposal.

....Oh, this is just sickening. Slightly cunning, but still sickening. You round up a bunch of Homosexuals, say "Either buy them, or we'll kill them!" A bunch of nations rush to their rescue, and guess who gets rich quick?

Thaaaaat's right.

I assure you, unless you rethink this foolish decision, you will be seeing military action in your near future. Not from us nesacarally (spelling?) but from someone indeed.

In response to this I must offer my upmost condemnation of your actions. To treat homosexuals with this kind of attitude is not tolerated by my country and this is an issue - homophobia - that I would like to see stamped out. People, which is what they are, are not to be treated like commodities. I liken your actions to slavery and prejudice against coloured and other races.

They knew what they were doing was illegal, so really it's their own fault.

If you really feel bad about it, then buy some.

Then again, 2750 roubles would probably crash your entire economy LOL!

It would seem my friend that your viewpoint is wholly outnumbered by other respectable nations. Methinks that you should rethink your decision.

Pab, you didn't list how many you were buying. =P

....Oh, this is just sickening. Slightly cunning, but still sickening. You round up a bunch of Homosexuals, say "Either buy them, or we'll kill them!" A bunch of nations rush to their rescue, and guess who gets rich quick?

Thaaaaat's right.

I assure you, unless you rethink this foolish decision, you will be seeing military action in your near future. Not from us nesacarally (spelling?) but from someone indeed.

My friend, I have yet to make an offer of purchase, but then I also have not offered money! :wink: :twisted:

We await confirmation of our deal?

We await confirmation of our deal?

I can not condone war on such issues. At least not as a first choice. I feel that there are other arrangements that we can come to.

As of today The Dominion of Zephirus has rounded up over 100,000 human defects, better known as "homosexuals".

By Zephiran law, being "gay" is punishable by death.

But fear not! Zephirus is not without mercy.

Zephirus is giving foreign nations the chance to save their lives by buying their freedom.

It's 2750 roubles per "gay" person.

All homosexuals not bought will be executed.

You may now start listing how many "gays" your country would like to buy.

(Of course once you buy them, you can do whatever you want with them. I don't care. :P )

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We await confirmation of our deal?

Lost me...

You said you were buying but you never listed how many "defects" you wanted.

I've rounded up 100,000 fresh ones, but I have 250,000 more on death row.

Post the number when ready, I'll calculate the total cost and then ask for final confirmation.

Simla supports Grotesk's proposal.

My thanks my honourable friend. Now we must all work together. Sanctions will only mean that Zephirus has a chance to dispose of the individuals in question, and paying him would only serve to allow him to achiev his aim.

Zephirus, RP or not, my instinct suggests that this is more trolling than anything else. Please be more careful about posting such content in future.

Tactical Grace
Forum Moderator