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i want to battle :twisted:

ginos here.

your dead meat :x :twisted:

Idiots. When will n00bs learn.

so are you. :twisted: :twisted:

Oh right I get it. Your both morons. (I think you are the same "player" if I can call you that... :roll: )

i am not noobs but you are more of a noob than anyone else :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :x :evil:

Right :? :shock:

why say that you idiot why would we want to battle ourself and by the way your the moron here :roll: :lol: :P

LOL You ARE the same person. That really is sad you know. Calling me a n00b is a good one. Yes..why WOULD you want to battle yourself?

how about NO!

An intellegent responce I must say. The fact that I didn't tell you to do anything makes that insult all the more potent. If you could not tell, that was scarcasm.

you still dont get it do you. gins gins is my arch enemy and i am trying to beat him but he dosent get it either so stop writing that we battle ourself 8) :lol:

Just let the thread die Kain… they won’t listen to you and they will get bored after a couple posts. Bitching about them is just another way of shouting:

“Post Count +1!”

But at least it is better then shouting “Bump!” ten times in a row… damn I hate that…

+1!

True dat. I was bored so I felt like entertaining it.

what do you mean about that Iuthia? :?

All 3 of you are gay.

gins gins you fat batty hole stop interfering :twisted:

NO!

Post Count +1

Well if you two are the same person, you will quickly get bored of posting battles which are only one line long… hell, I’d get bored of that quickly. Read some of the Role-Playing FAQ’s to understand how we do things around here.

But doing things like this will attract bored posters like me who have nothing else to do other then spam up peoples thread with criticism and how they should run their RP’s.

If Kain simply leaves you two alone you will be able to run whatever you like and he can be happy in the knowledge knowing it doesn’t really affect him anyways…

*ahem*

oh, and +1

yes stop interfering :twisted: :twisted:

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY! This sense of happyness is overbriming!

Had to stick that one in.

please can you help me to play the rpg :cry:

you all will die.

please can you help me to play the rpg :cry:
Leave here and read the FAQs. Do not get into a war just yet. Read up on some other people's examples.

gins gins you have two option 1.help us battle Kain Irenicus or 2. battle me and lose make your choice now :?:

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=92280

This is a good one.

steamearth stay out of this war :twisted:

Is the war going to start ? I will give a nuke to the winner

+1

steamearth stay out of this war :twisted:

I'm not even considering taking part, its only a suggestion of a good humourous war. So there.



{Readys gravity cannons armed and loaded with nukes}

+1

Aha!

+1

Hell, if you want Fire ile, you can declare war against me, a nation that works out around 250 times the size of your nation… hell, I’ve got bigger cities then your nation. In fact, I bet Kain has bigger cities then your nation.

Read the FAQ and learn how this is done…

+1

You can attack me as well, my military's cooks could use a workout.

I'm bigger than him

'The Confederacy of SteamEarth
"Crude but effective, its the only way to go."

UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Rare Economy: Reasonable Political Freedoms: Rare

Location: Soviet Wastelands

The Confederacy of SteamEarth is a small, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 12 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass -- juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, the Environment, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 41%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Pizza Delivery.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, swamp dragons are considered a delicacy, organ donation is compulsory, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. SteamEarth's national animal is the swamp dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the pound.

SteamEarth is ranked 1st in the region and 54,212th in the world for Largest Gambling Industries.'


So bring it on Fire ile

hi Cel :lol:

I'm bigger than him

'The Confederacy of SteamEarth
"Crude but effective, its the only way to go."

UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Rare Economy: Reasonable Political Freedoms: Rare

Location: Soviet Wastelands

The Confederacy of SteamEarth is a small, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 12 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass -- juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, the Environment, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 41%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Pizza Delivery.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, swamp dragons are considered a delicacy, organ donation is compulsory, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. SteamEarth's national animal is the swamp dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the pound.

SteamEarth is ranked 1st in the region and 54,212th in the world for Largest Gambling Industries.'


So bring it on Fire ilehmm not bad but try this

UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Outlawed
Economy: Basket Case
Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Location: North Borneo

The Holy Empire of Buka Makalu is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, cynical population of 366 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Religion & Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

A crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Buka Makalu's national animal is the Kakilambi Eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the kuka.

Buka Makalu is ranked 26th in the region and 79,971st in the world for Largest Gambling Industries.

Beat this:

The Grand Interplanetary Empire of The Imperial Navy

"Governing people in 4 systems!"

Civil Rights: Some

Economy: Fair

Political Freedoms: Excellent

The Grand Interplanetary Empire of The Imperial Navy is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 1.352 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

Bicyclists are banned from major roads, children are raised bilingual from an early age, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Imperial Navy's national animal is the Bantha, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Imperial Credit.

The Imperial Navy is ranked 29th in the region and 12,743rd in the world for Largest Gambling Industries.

Emperor Daniel Marshall
Ruler of The Grand Interplanetary Empire of The Imperial Navy
C.E.O of The TIE Corporation and owner of the Gaton System and Tydus System
Member of the Western Europe region

Beat this:

The Grand Interplanetary Empire of The Imperial Navy

"Governing people in 4 systems!"

Civil Rights: Some

Economy: Fair

Political Freedoms: Excellent

The Grand Interplanetary Empire of The Imperial Navy is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 1.352 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

Bicyclists are banned from major roads, children are raised bilingual from an early age, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Imperial Navy's national animal is the Bantha, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Imperial Credit.

The Imperial Navy is ranked 29th in the region and 12,743rd in the world for Largest Gambling Industries.

Emperor Daniel Marshall
Ruler of The Grand Interplanetary Empire of The Imperial Navy
C.E.O of The TIE Corporation and owner of the Gaton System and Tydus System
Member of the Western Europe region

There's always a bigger fish

*pisses over everyone in the whole 'im bigger and more powerful than you' game*

sorry guys, but i think you'll find, I have the biggest penis in this thread :)

*pisses over everyone in the whole 'im bigger and more powerful than you' game*

sorry guys, but i think you'll find, I have the biggest penis in this thread :)

You definantly have compared to me. (considering i don't have one at all. :P -Minister for Torture and other entertainment
oh! just in case you don't understand that. I'm a woman.
:roll:

but enough of you. You've already displayed to us that your brains are between your legs. If you have something relevant and "appropriate" then say it. otherwise say nothing. :tantrum:

+1

Hell, if you want Fire ile, you can declare war against me, a nation that works out around 250 times the size of your nation… hell, I’ve got bigger cities then your nation. In fact, I bet Kain has bigger cities then your nation.

Read the FAQ and learn how this is done…

I have more Young Cadets than his population. oh and +7 :P

+1

*gin gins gets out a gun*

who wants to fight 8) .

LOL You ARE the same person. That really is sad you know. Calling me a n00b is a good one. Yes..why WOULD you want to battle yourself?

How about no, they are different. I know because i am sitting next to them both.

IM BACK YOU MORONS THINKING THAT I CAN'T WIN BUT I WILL SHOW YOU :tantrum:

gin gins= gino perri

fire ile= adrian simcox.

flamewarrior=philip

gin gins= gino perri

fire ile= adrian simcox.

flamewarrior=philip

IM BACK YOU MORONS THINKING THAT I CAN'T WIN BUT I WILL SHOW YOU :tantrum:

*slaps you*

motosium=the guru

www.nolemons.com

+1

MOTOSIUM=TOM ROBINSON AND BY THE WAY Audioslavia YOU THE ONE WHO GETTING SLAPPED

MOTOSIUM=TOM ROBINSON AND BY THE WAY Audioslavia YOU THE ONE WHO GETTING SLAPPED

Thomas, actually. Fire ile= gino perri and gin gins = adrian philipcox

This is getting stupid...

(I have read the FAQ)

Gin gins Nation gets ready to fight.

gin gins army is a wimp who looks like your mummy.

You are right The Khanates. Tom shut up be brain less.

BY THE WAY Audioslavia YOU THE ONE WHO GETTING SLAPPED

*takes your caps lock key away from you*

mwuha, your powerless now :)

Motosium YOU ARE GOING TO GET HURT IN A MINUTE IF YOU DON'T BUT OUT OF MY WAR OKAY :twisted: :twisted:

philip the bob pants philip the bob pants philip the bob pants philip the bob pants philip the bob pants philip the bob pants philip the bob pants

Dammit, don't you just wish you were a moderator right now?

Audioslavia is also right.

sorry, anyway i grab a knife and slice your testicles off.

CAN WE PLAY THIS GAME!!!! :evil: :evil:

Motosium TOO LAT E I CUT YOUR BALLOCKS OF FIRST AND THAT I WILL QUARTER YOU ASWELL :twisted: 8) :evil:

Dammit, don't you just wish you were a moderator right now?

get your explosive bathtubs out steamy, lets get to work :lol:

na, I was thinking of something more 'war on water' style........ ;)

Me too.

Me three

Motosium, Do you know what is going?

Oh right I get it. Your both morons. (I think you are the same "player" if I can call you that... :roll: )i,m with kain irenicus on this debate

Jeez! I have more Jedi kids than these guys have troops! And they all can deflect bullets to a certain extent. Here's my nation. Note it's slightly smaller than the US at 1950 or so:

The Republic of CoreWorlds is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate population of 126 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

*ignites lightsaber*
Let's go!
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http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:6TvjEdLhynAC:katakirei.com/taae/main/tenchi.gif
N00bs, watch out, 'cause there's a Jedi in town!
I may be young, but I'm a strong and well loved teenage president, and popular but shy (like Tenchi) with girls.
-President John Chris, 18 year old leader of Coreworlds and Jedi apprentice to Dad.

I am not the same as that fire dude. I just want to battle some one,ok.

Battle me. I shall start this thing.
You are asleep one night 'bout 12 o clock.
I creep in and plant a c4 explosive in your slippers and run for my life.

One of the people of the nation Gin gins called mad dog see's him and picks up the c4 and chucks it out of the nation in to the water.

Mad dog runs to try and find Motosium, he find some one who is it.

It is Tony Blair. He takes the bomb off you and stuffs it down your pants and gives you wedgie. In 3 minutes, yes i said 3 minutes you will blow into the afterlife.

That is of course, after you picked the bomb back up.

Mad dog take off his pants slaps tony with them, the bomb blows up and both the people die.

All of the nation has a party.

You mean tony blair and gin gins both die. *austin powers style voice* GROOVY BABY!

Gin gins is my nation. It can't die.

No, but it can be blown up and destroyed. Bombitude!

Not today.

zzzzzzzzzz Like this is SOOOOOOOOOO boring :roll:

A message to Gin Gin and others:

Here is an example of what will happen if you declare war on a nation with a population of 1 billion while you have 5 million,

Day 1: Forces Leave country and approach your nations

Day 2: there are enough people in their armies to cover up your nation by laying down next to each other.

Day 3: There is no Day 3

So i suggest you do not declare war


Defense Ministry of the Kazars

We Declare Neutrality in this issue but...

you don't have 1 billion citizens. :?

We're bigger than you are. :P

Well then if this is true then The Kazars I declare war on you! :twisted:

gins gins i have read your comment and i will help declare war on The Kazars :tantrum:

The Kazars, need an ally?

so then Me and fire ile face steamearth and The Kazars at war.

How do you know how many are in your army then eh?

Well then if this is true then The Kazars I declare war on you! :twisted:

You and Fire Ile should be glad that we're Neutral We'd wipe you out in half a day. Especially after such combat experience we've had recently.

But don't push your luck :!:

Or what?

Or you get electrocuted.

Or what? We'll wipe your filthy lineage right out of the realms. :lol:

With electricity?

Or you get electrocuted.
Where'd you learn how to spell??

I would like to see you try.

With electricity?
NO with a Task Force bigger than your whole population :!:

you could'nt kill a fish.

Do they have electro-guns? Or fire guns? or bomb guns?

No tom.

I wasn't asking you.

To you dont have a amy.

you could'nt kill a fish.
hmm I can't kill a fish but I can Kill 175 Million Communists???
Explain how this is possible?

you could'nt kill a fish.
hmm I can't kill a fish but I can Kill 175 Million Communists???
Explain how this is possible?

you can't kill me.

a fish has laser beams for teeth.

you could'nt kill a fish.
hmm I can't kill a fish but I can Kill 175 Million Communists???
Explain how this is possible?

you can't kill me.

:lol: you only have 6 Million people I could clean you out in a single night! :P :lol:

With electricity?

With electricity?
cut it with the electricity phrase it's a real shocker :lol:

you could'nt kill a fish.
hmm I can't kill a fish but I can Kill 175 Million Communists???
Explain how this is possible?

you can't kill me.

:lol: you only have 6 Million people I could clean you out in a single night! :P :lol:

How many people do you have?

I have 5 people.

you could'nt kill a fish.
hmm I can't kill a fish but I can Kill 175 Million Communists???
Explain how this is possible?

you can't kill me.

:lol: you only have 6 Million people I could clean you out in a single night! :P :lol:

How many people do you have?

371,976,571
with 223,185,942 enlisted in the Armed Forces.

Shut up to you only have 5 mill people.

Shut up to you only have 5 mill people.

Shut Up??? ooh somebody's a sore looser. :lol:

Tell the truth i have 7 million people

Buka Makalu you are the loser here now shut the f**k up and stop interfiring :twisted: :twisted:

I can beat you any day Buka Makalu loser.

gin gins you are a lemon

Tom you are spamming go home.

+1

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+1

Tom=Motosium.

Motosium you are the lemon here you dumb comdom :shock:

Stop spamming, the lot of you.

Gin gins, you will find things easier if you read the stickies on role-playing.

Tactical Grace
Forum Moderator

Oh, nearly forgot, Kain Irenicus, don't flame-bait. You really should know better. You might think a couple of nations are a so-called n00b fighting himself, but you only made things worse with your insults. You know perfectly well that what you did is a forum rule violation, and you should understand that it would be wise to avoid repeats.

Tactical Grace
Forum Moderator