NationStates Jolt Archive

You heard us! Penocalata's! And every other type of alcoholic beverages! Alcohol is evul! Evul you hear me! EVUL! It messes with your mind, causes far to many deaths from accidents, and gives people hangovers which prevent them from going to work! Prohibition must be implemented in all nations, or you're citizenry will go wacko, and turn into incestous evul beings!

So band together, and declare a NationStates wide "War on Penocalata's!"

*Gets that darned song stuck in head: If you like Penocalata's!*

*Starts having all the wine glasses round up, and smashed cerimoniously with hammers*

OOC: For some reason the title keeps says &qu

aside from being a moron, do you have proof for going to war?


Sixth Consul of Philopolis
Selphie Tilmitt

Well, can you think of anything better to Declare War on, and get attention with?

Anyway, just look at all the alcohol reports. Alcoholism is a disease, and the only way to prevent it is to ban Alcohol! That, or do something that will actually work...