NationStates Jolt Archive


The Holy Empire of Jesus The Ninja Rises!

18-11-2003, 09:31
A low murmer of excited voices spread across the news room, as the gathered reporters and other members of the international media awaited for the leader of the Holy Empire to come out and give his address. A moment passes, and a figure emerges from one side. A hush falls over the room, as Jesus Christ, Son of God/Master Ninja and ruler of this great and Holy Empire walked stealthy to the center podium, wearing a pure white Ninja outfit, minus hood. Most noticed as he walked he made no discernable noise:being a Master Ninja he could move about silently. Standing at the podium, the figure of Jesus cleared his throat and spoke.

"First and foremost, I give thanks and praises unto our Lord God, our Father who art in heaven, for allowing me this great and wonderous nation of my own, with which I will spread His holy words and teachings."

A Ninja Adpet standing to one side of the podium speaks.

"Jesus will now answer questions concerning how he plans to govern this nation, and the like."


((OOC: I stand behind my belief that Jesus was a Ninja. :P By the way, this is a non-serious nation, so please don't flame me for claiming that my leader is the Son of God. ^^;; ))
Roania
18-11-2003, 09:36
OOC: Okelly-Dokely. I can hear the HRI calling for your entire nation to be put to the sword, and your nation's leader begging for death as his family is burned before him.
18-11-2003, 09:39
OOC: Okelly-Dokely. I can hear the HRI calling for your entire nation to be put to the sword, and your nation's leader begging for death as his family is burned before him.

((OOC: Hmm... Jesus has no family, silly head. :P 'Sides, didn't you read the OCC note? This isn't a serious nation.))