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Weapons for the Imploded Economy!

Belem
18-11-2003, 05:15
Are you a dictator of a small or large nation that suffers from crippling economic problems? Are you tired of not being able to equip your army because every other storefront overcharges you? Well here is the storefront for you and all your conquest schemes!


The Uru 9mm Submachine gun.
15 dollars.
The Uru is made out of recycled stamped metal it can be produced in under an hour in a garage of a house with minimun tools. It has only 3 moving parts in the gun the catch, bolt and spring. There is no selector switch and the gun only comes in full auto there is no safety.

AR-18 Rifle
150 dollars
The cheapest rifle ever made, unfortunetely being that a rifle cant be made from stamped so it is a little on the pricy side otherwise its a cheap substitute for an assualt rifle. With only about 17 moving parts. Being an assault rifle it can fire on full auto.


Dirty bomb
2 million dollars
Want to wage an nuclear war against your neighbors but lack the budget for a million dollar silos billion dollar SSBNs then just walk your bomb across the border and reign a quarter mile of destruction and 5 miles of radiation on your enemy.
Each Belem Dirty bomb comes encased in lead to prevent detection from metal detectors. The bomb can be fitted into most american and russo missile systems for a fast delivery.
Note all bombs come with a tracking device so Belem knows where they are at all times any tampering with the device or an attempt to reserve engineer the bomb will make it self destruct.
Crownguard
18-11-2003, 05:17
What about a Basket Case economy? *Thinks of his Zeriach and shudders* SO far, all we got are the elite Pointy Stick Brigades...
Belem
18-11-2003, 05:19
What about a Basket Case economy? *Thinks of his Zeriach and shudders* SO far, all we got are the elite Pointy Stick Brigades...

you can purchase these also. Nothing like sending a 5 million man army charging forward to there death knowing that atleas every man has a 15 dollar gun.
Belem
18-11-2003, 05:31
note more weapons coming soon its just a pain to find the cheapest weapons of all time. If anyone knows how much mosin nagents cost to produce it would really help me out alot.
Belem
18-11-2003, 05:43
bump
imported_Sileetris
18-11-2003, 05:45
Could I negotiate upgraded Urus with safeties and a polymer outside for $50?
Belem
18-11-2003, 05:47
If you want a safety you can just slide a thinsheet of metal into the bolt. but a polymer is doable.
imported_Sileetris
18-11-2003, 05:55
So polymer for $50 then.........

Time to arm the regional militia!

I'll take 1 billion of them....

$50 billion wired!

(don't worry, its out of a regional budget, they'll understand.)
Belem
18-11-2003, 05:57
So polymer for $50 then.........

Time to arm the regional militia!

I'll take 1 billion of them....

$50 billion wired!

(don't worry, its out of a regional budget, they'll understand.)

ok. let me think how long it will take. a single line in a factory can produce 3 thousand a hour.

So total shipment in about 6 months which is about 12 hours in NS time.
Zerni
18-11-2003, 06:00
Well some weapons for an really bad economy or just plain cheap army would be the Zerni Springfeild rifle knock offs that are produced by a Zerni company, you can't get much cheaper than those, complete with bayonet at 6 dollars.
Belem
18-11-2003, 06:05
Well some weapons for an really bad economy or just plain cheap army would be the Zerni Springfeild rifle knock offs that are produced by a Zerni company, you can't get much cheaper than those, complete with bayonet at 6 dollars.

only problem is the rifle suffers alot considering springfield are a wood butt with stamped metal everything is just one piece.
Zerni
18-11-2003, 06:08
The true problem is all the smoke from the powder and the fact that you can only get off 7 shots a minute on average but its cheap, the smoke makes it harder to shot at your men accuracly and theres always the bayonets. :wink:
Ecological Terrorists
18-11-2003, 06:32
We'll buy 50 dirty bombs, 10,000 AR-15's, and 100,000 Uru's.

Money wired.
Belem
18-11-2003, 06:37
We'll buy 50 dirty bombs, 10,000 AR-15's, and 100,000 Uru's.

Money wired.

there ar-18s. expect shipment in 3 hours.
Belem
18-11-2003, 23:07
bumpers
Ecological Terrorists
02-03-2004, 06:42
*wonders if store is still open*
Because, if so, I'd like to order more Uru's.
Belem
02-03-2004, 06:56
its still open.
Ecological Terrorists
02-03-2004, 06:58
Alright, we'll buy about 10,000,000 more Urus. It's getting harder and harder to keep our people armed these days.
Belem
02-03-2004, 07:20
Order noted the order shall be filled fully in 3 RL hours.
Kaukolastan
02-03-2004, 07:26
Belem, may I suggest the Grease Gun? Also good might be botulin toxin.
The Monolith Builders
02-03-2004, 07:38
How about ricin? Thats home growable, but make it about $500 for 50g...
<Imagines the huge castor bean fields... mmmm, the profit>

And then you could sell premade pellet-umbrellas for $400 and $100 for 10g of ricin pellets...

Mmm, ex-kgb goodness.